Found the following on PerezHilton (and have to admit) that it is highly amusing….

Posted by LIZ on:

http://davidcarusoandme.blogspot.com/2007/02/sad-sick-man.html

http://perezhilton.com/boardroom/viewtopic.php?t=9245
*****************************************
Ahem! My! Don’t you ladies use colourful language!! The only excuse I can offer for this criticism is that I am new to the site and I am Britsh, for which I humbly beg your forgiveness. We can only hope that my flair for profanity will be brought up to speed soon!

That said I would like to share the following observations. When DC is pretending to be a decent human being (Horatio) he exudes sympathy, he oozes empathy from every pore. It’s a pity those qualities haven’t spilled over into his private life. I’m sure all of his ‘significant others’ would have appreciated some of that TLC.

I think we must all spare a thought for his son; an innocent bystander in this debacle. With a butt-ugly ex-hooker as mother the little creature has my sympathy. We can all guess with bowel-wrenching certainty that there will be the inevitable split between his parents and he will be left to suffer the sickening realisation that his father didn’t want custody.

But hey!
If your father happens to be a serial cervix stabber that comes with the territory!
Way to go Dad!
Nice to have a hobby!
******************************