Xtina to Britney: You’re So Over!

Christina Aguilera has always been outspoken about her opinions of Britney and believes Britney has "let herself go" to the point of no return.

"She let herself go. I can't see a comeback on the cards."

Here is Xtina leaving the studio:











More pictures of Britney leaving the boat after a nice day of bikini sunbathing.



OHH OHH whatever! Like I care what Christina has to say about me.



I really don't care what I look like. You can tell.



As you can see Britney's cousin has the video camera focused on the paparazzi this time.



Kevin loves me for me. Yes y'all this is the real me.



According to ContactMusic, Britney Spears doesn't like the swimwear being worn by men on the beach these days so she has decided to design her own male swimwear collection. She plans on recruiting her hubby Kevin Federline to model.

She says, "I love designing and with men there is simply much more scope as they make so many fashion faux-pas."

Ok, well honestly Kevin Federline doesn't have the best style himself. Far from it.

I wonder if she is reacting to Sean Astin's banana speedo style.



Her hair is way too messy.

Kate Moss and Pete Doherty: The Fire is Back

Looks like Kate Moss has taken back Babyshambles frontman Pete Doherty after splitting last month at the Live 8 concert. Doherty, a heroin and cocaine addict, is said to be taking a toll on Kate.

A source tells The Sun:

"It's been a tough few weeks for Pete. He split with Kate, sacked his manager and got arrested for fighting a reporter.

"Things came to a head at the weekend. He was so frustrated he smashed up a guitar and set fire to his bed.

"Kate got to hear about it and let him come and stay. She still thinks she can sort out Pete and all his problems."









Kate - I wouldn't have my back to him if I were you. We already know what he can do with fire.



Run guys, run.

When Lips Look Like Wieners

This is just plain gross. I am actually a huge 80's music fan and I don't even know how Dead or Alive singer Pete Burns can still sing "You Spin Me Round and Round (Like a Record)" after this horrible mistake.



Awful Plastic Surgery at its very worst.


Here's what he looked like before:





I must mention NY socialite Jocelyn Wildenstein, also known as Cat Woman. This woman has had a lot of surgey and as you can see she really looks like a cat.



Pete Burns can join the Trout Pout Crew:





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