R Kelly Has Aliens Trapped in His Head

NME reports:

Kelly, wearing diamond encrusted sunglasses showed up 40 minutes late for his appearance and introduced chapters 13-22 of his infamous soap-opera-musical style production.

"Don't nobody ask me no questions I don't know how to explain how I wrote it" the singer laughed "I'm tired of people asking me that because I can not explain this. I can explain any other song but I cant explain 'Trapped In The Closet'."

Kelly went on to explain "It's an alien, People ask me why is it an alien and I say it's come down to show us new genres and new ways to produce movies, magic, song and dialogue which have all been put together, and has never been done as far as I'm concerned. I call that alien. And people ask me when 'Trapped In The Closet' is going to end and I say when the aliens decide to leave."

He added: "When I first did it, the first chapter, they were looking at me like I was crazy, you know like the man that explained how was first going to build the airplane? They were looking at him like he was crazy I'm sure!"



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Jay-Z is the Cash King

Jay-Z has been crowned Hip-Hop's Cash King after raking in a staggering $34 million last year.

The '99 Problems' star topped a list of rap's biggest earners, compiled by Forbes, beating a host of stars, including 50 Cent and P. Diddy.

Jay-Z raked in the cash from his two million selling comeback album 'Kingdom Come', his role as president of Def Jam records, as well as numerous business ventures which include his own sports bar franchise.

The 37-year-old also owns a stake in the New Jersey Nets basketball team. He also boasts lucrative advertising deals with huge companies such as Budweiser, Hewlett-Packard and General Motors.

Second on the rich list was 50 Cent, who earned $32 million last year despite not releasing a record.

The 'Candy Shop' singer features in adverts for Reebok and owns his own money-spinning G-Unit clothing company.

Diddy came third, pulling in $28 million with the help of his Bad Boy World Entertainment Group, and other business ventures including his fragrance Unforgivable.

Producer Timbaland was next on the list with $21 million, while Dr. Dre rounded off the top five with $20 million.

Forbes Associate Editor Lea Goldman said: "These musicians share a distinct entrepreneurialism, they also market themselves as global brands, and they have the fame, power and influence to make them a dominating cultural force."




Forbes' Top 20 Hip-Hop Cash Kings:

1. Jay-Z - $34 million
2. 50 Cent - $32 million
3. P Diddy - $28 million
4. Timbaland - $21 million
5. Dr. Dre - $20 million
6. Eminem - $18 million
7. Snoop Dogg - $17 million
8. Kanye West - $17 million
9. Pharrell Williams - $17 million
10. Scott Storch - $17 million
11. Ludacris - $16 million
12. T.I. - $16 million
13. Outkast $14 million
14. Lil John $14 million
15. Ice Cube $13 million
16. Jermaine Dupri $12 million
17. Swizz Beatz - $12 million
18. Chamillionaire - $11 million
19. The Game - $11 million
20. Yung Joc - $10 million

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Her hair is so fried.