Spears Fleeing to Cuba with Red Bull, Starbucks, and Sons

Britney Spears is a mess. Not only does she want to get back with Kevin Federline she also wants to flee to Cuba with her boys.

According to News of the World, Britney has even resorted to calling a suicide helpline after she found out K-Fed has started dating former Playboy model Nicole Narain. Remember the sex tape with bad boy Colin Ferrell?

A sheriff's deputy helped Spears peacefully get her coffee at Starbucks. He screamed at the paps to stay outside so she could make her order. (TMZ)




A source close to Federline said: "Britney's bouncing off the walls with rage and has been calling Kev day and night to check he's not with Nicole.

"She's desperately jealous and wants to keep Kevin's attention on her. She wants him back. She thinks by getting Kevin back he'll drop the custody battle—but that's not going to happen."




Meanwhile Brit was ordered to take psychological tests after a secret court hearing in Los Angeles on Friday.

Friends say she wanted to end it all last week in Hollywood Hills when she made a number of calls to the Befrienders hotline.

A friends revealed: "She's crying all the time. It's not the first time she's been suicidal."

Pals say she is now considering fleeing to Cuba with sons Sean, two, and year-old Jayden.

One friend said: "She's terrified of losing her sons. There are no extradition laws in Cuba, so she thinks it's her only hope."



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Angelina Jolie is Too Famous

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have caused such a stir at son Maddox's new
school the headmaster has been forced to warn parents not to pester them.

Dan Cooke, Director of Operations the Lycée Français de New York - where
six-year-old Maddox recently enrolled - has written to parents requesting
they stop taking photographs and asking Hollywood's golden couple for
autographs.

The letter - which was leaked to the New York Observer newspaper - said:
"Regretfully, I have seen some parents taking pictures, asking for
autographs, talking to the media and even shouting at Ms. Jolie and Mr. Pitt
for recognition.

"Therefore, in the interests of the school and safety of your children I
must ask for everyone to please respect the family's privacy and discontinue
these practices."

The principle also revealed he met Brad and Angelina's security team before
Maddox started at the school in September.

He added: "I want to make you aware that before the first day of school I
met with Ms. Angelina Jolie and Mr. Brad Pitt's security team to discuss the
best manner in which for them to drop off and pick up their son. Our
foremost goal was to cause the least amount of disruption to the school and
to ensure the security of all of our students and families."



Meanwhile, Brad and Angelina spent the whole day on Wednesday
meeting with financial and diplomatic leaders to discuss their charity work
and promote good causes.

Brad pledged to match donations of up to $5million for the Make It Right
initiative, which plans to build 150 environmentally-friendly homes in New
Orleans' Lower Ninth Ward.

Angelina - who works as a Goodwill Ambassador for the UN - spoke about
improving education standards for children living in war-torn countries.

She said: "These are the children who most need a safe place to learn, a
place to heal, a place to learn reconciliation, and a place to just be
children. Some think we should only provide emergency relief to children in
conflict - they say education is not life-saving. But all of us here today
would beg to differ."