Johnny Rotten Says Sting Stinks

Sex Pistols rocker John Lydon has blasted Sting and described his band The
Police as "soggy dead carcasses".

Lydon - better known as Johnny Rotten - is unimpressed by the 'Roxanne'
rockers' recent comeback, and mocked frontman Sting calling him "Stink".

He said: "That really is a reformation isn't it? But honestly that's like
soggy old dead carcasses. You know listening to Stink trying to squeak
through 'Roxanne' one more time that's not fun."



The Police are currently in the middle of a nine-month world tour. They
announced their reunion at the Grammy Awards in February.

Sting, 55, wasn't the only musician to feel the wrathful tongue of the
ageing punk.

Lydon, 51, also criticized troubled stars Pete Doherty and Amy Winehouse,
likening them to his former bandmate Sid Vicious, who died of an accidental
heroin overdose in 1979.

He said: "Banging on about your drug habits is a bit old fart isn't it? You
know you can use drugs for entertainment but you should be quiet about it.

"They obviously don't enjoy what they're doing and that's why you turn to
drugs. That's what happened with Sid. It's a slow suicide and it's a cry for
help because they're in mental pain."

Lydon is set to reunite with original Sex Pistols, guitarist Steve Jones,
bassist Glen Matlock and drummer Paul Cook for a one-off show at London's
Brixton Academy on November 8.

The concert marks the 30th anniversary of their iconic album 'Never Mind the
B*****ks'.

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Sid Vicious, left, and Johnny Rotten of the English punk rock band the Sex Pistols, perform in front of a capacity crowd at San Fracisco, California's Winterland auditorium in this Jan. 15, 1978 photo. Vicious, whose real name was John Simon Ritchie-Beverly, was born May 10, 1957 in London. He died , at the age of 21 in New York city after a drug overdose.

Ozzy Osbourne Has Sex For Hours

Ozzy Osbourne can have sex for hours, says wife Sharon.

'X Factor' judge Sharon says the former Black Sabbath star is always in the mood for love and never tires - just like the famous bunny from the Energizer battery advert.

She said: "He's like a rabbit, he's terrible. Every song gets him in the mood for love.



"He's just like that battery-powered bunny. Instead of that little rabbit they should have Ozzy's willy banging a drum."

The rabbit in the advert is shown banging a drum for much longer than the other bunnies because it is being powered by the long-lasting battery.

Sharon, 54, recently revealed the secret behind the couple's red hot sex life - Ozzy's large penis and her surgically enhanced breasts.

The TV star lifted the lid on her rocker spouse's impressive appendage after being quizzed about plastic surgery.



When asked what she thought about penis enlargement operations, Sharon said: "My husband takes a size 14 shoe and has massive hands. He doesn't need any help in that department."

The outspoken star then admitted they both enjoy each other's massive parts.

She added: "We've been married nearly 25 years. The best thing I ever did was getting my bust implants. He loves them. He is like a newborn baby."

Jennifer Lopez Makes Crazy Demands

Jennifer Lopez has made a series of bizarre demands during her stay at London's Dorchester Hotel.

The singer-and-actress, who this week was reported to be 12 weeks pregnant, has had staff working overtime to cater for her every whim, including humidifiers to keep her comfortable and a variety of food.

Among the demands are soft-bake chocolate chip cookies, spicy brown mustard, Dentyne Ice spearmint chewing gum, three varieties of Coke (caffeine-free, regular and diet) and cherry tomatoes.

The 38-year-old star also requested her favorite Jo Malone Grapefruit and Lime Blossom candles and two oscillating fans - to help keep the suite at her preferred 80ºF for her entire two-day stay.

J.Lo, who is in London to promote her upcoming album, 'Brave', and new single, 'Do It Well', hit the West End for an album launch party last night.

She told MTV: "I'm really excited about this album. The first single will be out this summer. And, you know, it's very different from my Spanish album.

"The Spanish album was kind of an opportunity to get away from what I do on my English albums, to kind of express a different side of myself."

Despite pregnancy rumors, J.Lo's husband Marc Anthony denied they are expecting their first child together, saying: "Everyone calls about this story every month with the hopes they'll hit the mark, but no. No."




Jennifer Lopez's Dorchester Hotel demands:

2 humidifiers and 2 oscillating fans to maintain 80ºF temperature
Jo Malone Grapefruit and Lime Blossom candles
3 wardrobe racks and coat hanger, clothing steamer, iron, ironing board, desk, table, chair, mirror, lamps
Microwave, coffee maker, hot water pot, toaster, oven
Plates, bowls, glasses, coffee cups, thermos cups, silverware, napkins
White or red roses, or white lilies
12 bottles of water
Soft baked chocolate chip cookies
Sour cream and onion crisps
Ready salted crisps
Fruit platter: mangoes, green seedless grapes, pineapple, honeydew melon, watermelon, strawberries
Vegetable platter: carrots, celery, broccoli, cherry tomatoes, lemon wedges, ranch dressing
Plain M+M's
David's or Planters sunflower seeds
Ritz crackers
Dentyne Ice spearmint chewing gum



Mayonnaise, spicy brown mustard, maple syrup, tomato ketchup, butter, jam, salt, pepper, sugar
Breakfast: scrambled eggs, bacon, potatoes, pancakes, white toast, regular and decaf coffee
Penta/Smart bottled water
Caffeine-free Coke, regular Coke, Diet Coke, ginger ale, Red Bull
Apple, orange, cranberry juice
Coors Lite beer
Honey and lemon wedges
Caffeine free peppermint tea
Gatorade or Powerade: orange and fruit punch flavor
Carnation Coffeemate Fat Free Hazelnut creamer
Whole/skimmed milk
Café Bustello decaf and regular coffee

NO KFC?????



Even Jennifer's own mother has no idea what's going on with her - pregnancy wise.

"I didn't hear about it," she told NYDN.

"You know more than I do. I don't talk to her very often. I don't see her often."