Paris Hilton Brings Her Dog and Her Man

Paris Hilton doing some last minute Christmas shopping in L.A with her dog and pizza boy/friend Alex Vaggo. They were spotted out together the other night along with sister Nicky.



Knowing Paris all those gifts are probably for her.

Katie Price Falls Down Stairs But Ends Up with Smaller Rack

Jordan aka Katie Price wants to be pregnant again by Christmas 2008.

The British model - who already has two children with husband Peter Andre, two-year-old son Junior and six-month old daughter Princess Tiamii, and a five-year-old son, Harvey, from her relationship with soccer star Dwight Yorke - wants her family to have another member by next December.

Jordan - real name Katie Price - said: "I don't want to get pregnant again right away but I would like to be pregnant by the end of the next year.

"I've actually been feeling broody since right after I had Princess Tiamii, but I need a break from being pregnant, so not yet."

Peter is keen to start practicing for another baby, and thinks New Year's Eve would be the perfect time for his wife to conceive.

He said: "At midnight I want to be having a kiss in the toilet. It would be good to see in the New Year in with a bang! Hopefully by getting my wife pregnant!"



Jordan arrives at Heathrow airport from L.A. where she supposedly had a breast reduction. Although her official myspace stated she ended up in the hospital from a fall (note included a small boob-plastic surgery reference). So she fell down the stairs and decided to get smaller boobs?

Those balloons must have been too much.



Dark hair and those fake inflated lips look horrid on Jordan.

Here's the happy couple a year ago this time.




Blond & Busty

See also:

Katie Price hates cold sex toys and buying tampons
Jordan dresses like a nun
Barbie sells hot irons
Who needs Jem dolls when you have Jordan
Jordan's husband shaves his butt
Katie pops one out
Pregnant Katie Price Poses Nude
Katie Price Keeps it Tight
Jordan wants her Vagina Tighened Up
Jordan Says Hubby Didn't Lose His Willy Weight

Jingle Balls All the Way

Posh Beckham is a shopaholic elf while Cisco Adler's balls are on display as ornaments - drawn by the amazing Artist 14 @ Gallery of the Absurd.



Mischa Barton actually dated Cisco Adler - remember when his naked photo was found in Paris Hilton's locker?! Gross!

Mischa Barton Furious Over Naked Photo
Mischa Barton Picks Her Dog Over Partying
Mischa Barton is Ready for a Real Man
Mischa Barton Tells Cisco It's Over
Cisco Adler is Still with Mischa Barton

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