White, Clean, and Really Flossed Dates

Because we've been following the story of Steve Urkel.... real name Jaleel White we must make a mention of the hilarious article in the latest edition of the National Enquirer. But first here's what White had to say to ET regarding his ex's claims he was abusive: "There was no verbal abuse. Couples argue, that's normal. I'm not going to pretend like we didn't have any arguments, obviously we broke up. But to say verbal abuse, and to come out with that during Dancing with the Stars, when this is an old child custody case matter that was settled in 2010, this is not a new story. It was an attack on my joy." (Daily Mail)

OK. So what's the other gossip? Ready.. here it is. Apparently Jaleel is super obsessed with his TEETH. White's dentist father stressed the importance of dental hygiene growing up. A source revealed to the NE: "Jaleel is almost paranoid about keeping his teeth in perfect condition. He brushes and flosses after every meal and whitens his teeth multiple times a month."

BUT WAIT... it gets better!!! When on dates "he freaks girls out by asking them to brush and floss after they eat - and keeps extra toothbrushes and paste for them in his car."



Holy Moly. But if his father Michael is a dentist, he probably stashed some sample brushes and paste from his pop's office. Jaleel needs to go out on a date with Alicia Sliverstone and maybe she could deposit some chewed down food down his hole so he doesn't have to worry about flossing!