Celebrity Fashion File No.1

Don't look like a safari, just take me to one.



Beyonce fashion disaster.




The dress pattern isn't flattering, but check out that silhouette. Slinky.

Jessica Simpson Gives Dad Botox

Jessica Simpson bought her father a $2,500 gift certificate for botox injections. In Touch magazine reports that Joe Simpson has already booked his appointment and is fully ready to look plastic!

What a Father's Day gift this must have been. We are living in a time where buying your daughter a set of implants is a better gift than a college education. It's weird because I think men look good as they age. I don't mind them looking so wrinkled, it gives them that "I've been through a lot" look. This is life. I really hope Joe Simpson doesn't overdo it and end up looking like Mickey Rourke. He messed up his face so bad on botox and all kinds of plastic surgery. It's like what they say about pot being the gateway drug, well starting with botox will make you want to try all the other more enhancing options.

Mickey Rourke - Why couldn't you stay au natural?



I don't know why, but he reminds me of Mike Myers from Halloween. I think it's the stretched back face and hair.

Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke Pictures

Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke Pictures from her Dukes of Hazzard Movie Calendar.