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President Barack Obama’s Parody Movie Trailer
Yes this is legit, even though you might wonder why they sampled a Wu Tang Clan track for this. The White House just released this video on youtube via their twitter account.
WHY DID THEY MAKE THIS???
Media Memo by Peter Kafka:
The White House Correspondent’s Dinner, an annual tradition where the media and political elite meet to roast/congratulate each other, with mixed results, just finished up. Saturday Night Live’s Seth Meyers hosted the event, and you should be able to watch replays on C-SPAN if you’re interested.
One new twist to the proceedings: The White House, which normally plays along with the event even though the chief occupant gets ribbed, has gone all in. Immediately after showing this video — a parody trailer based on the “The King’s Speech” — they released it on YouTube (via Twitter, of course).
They definitely don't want you to watch the video below!
Superman Renounces U.S. Citizenship (IMAGE +VIDEO)
OH NO HE DIDN'T! In Action Comics issue #900, DC comics superhero Superman has announced he's giving up on his U.S citizenship! See the image abovr and Comic Alliance for the full story.
Lindsay Lohan Jewelry Store Surveillance Cam Pics
Radar Online:
The jewelry store surveillance tape that could be make-or-break in the felony theft case against Lindsay Lohan has been sold for $35,000, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.
The security video was sold by the store itself! The footage was sold to a company that intended to make the footage public. Entertainment Tonight licensed rights to the video from that company.
This development could complicate the case against Lindsay, and RadarOnline.com has learned that it is causing turmoil in both the prosecution and defense camps.
"Neither side wanted it released," a well-placed source tells us. "Neither side sanctioned this sale."
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Natalie Portman Slammed By Mike Huckabee For Being Pregnant & Not Married
Academy Award winning actress Natalie Portman was targeted by former Arkansas governor Mike Huckabee in an interview with conservative radio host Michael Medved for "glamorizing" unwed pregnancy.
Yahoo:
While Huckabee praised Portman as a "very brilliant and admirable actress," he suggested her pregnancy sends a bad message to the country.
"She got up, she was very visibly pregnant, and it's really it's a problem because she's about seven months pregnant, it's her first pregnancy, and she and the baby's father aren't married, and before two billion people, Natalie Portman says, 'Oh I want to thank my love and he's given me the most wonderful gift,'" Huckabee told Medved, per the liberal group MediaMatters. "He didn't give her the most wonderful gift, which would be a wedding ring! And it just seems to me that sending that kind of message is problematic."
The former governor, who is also a pundit on Fox News, called Portman's pregnancy "troubling" and suggested it might "glorify and glamorize" the idea of having children outside of marriage. He argued that most single mothers aren't in the same position as Portman in terms of her lifestyle and resources.
"There aren't really a lot of single moms out there who are making millions of dollars every year for being in a movie," Huckabee said. "And I think it gives a distorted image … Most single moms are very poor, uneducated, can't get a job, and if it weren't for government assistance, their kids would be starving to death and never have health care. And that's the story that we're not seeing."
Portman is expecting her first child with her fiancé, Benjamin Millepied, a choreographer whom she met on the set of Black Swan.
(Fame Pictures)
Charlie Sheen Is Still Winning, Salem Witches Plan Ritual For Warlock Sheen
Charlie Sheen's followers on twitter continue to grow like crazy and he's close to having 1,500,000 followers!!!! A couple hundred thousand people in one day.... WINNING.
After refreshing his twitter page after a few short minutes (like 2), the number of followers went from 1,482,568 to 1,482,747!!! The winged train ride called Charlie Sheen has no stops - only the final destination!!!!!! He already has the Guiness World Record for the fastest time to reach 1 million followers!
Meanwhile, back in Salem, Mass. a group of witches and warlocks plan a ritual to rid Charlie of his negative energy and to let him know what the word warlock really means.
Via the Salem Gazette:
“Warlock is not a battle cry, that’s not what the word means,” said Salem warlock Christian Day, emphasizing that most witches and warlocks consider witchcraft to be a religion — and a peaceful one at that.
Sheen described himself as a “warlock” during a “Today Show” interview and also during one with radio host Alex Jones.
Some Salem witches are planning a ritual on Sunday, March 6, that they expect will dissuade Sheen from misusing the word warlock in the future. They also intend for the ritual to help Sheen cleanse himself of the negativity they believe is poisoning him.
“We want to try save him, as well as not have ourselves slandered,” said Laurie Stathopoulos, a witch who goes by the name Lorelei.
The problems started last Thursday, Feb. 24 during Sheen’s now-notorious radio interview with Alex Jones. Sheen described himself and Jones as “high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks.”
“What they’re not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other gnarly gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks,” the 45-year-old actor said. “Boom. Print that, people. See where that goes.”
Day added that the word “warlock” originally referred to men who interacted with the spirit world. He said it was later used for men who defied the rise of Christianity by adhering to pagan traditions and deities.
Christian Day’s initial reaction to Sheen’s comments was anger. He said his fellow witches helped him see that the best path was a response that stays true to witchcraft — by which they mean healing and peace.
For that reason, a group of witches will gather at 3 p.m. on Sunday at Crow Haven Corner, 125 Essex St. Owned by Laurie Cabot, who is famous in witchcraft circles around the world, Crow Haven Corner is promoted as the first witch shop in Salem.
Christian Day said the local witches wouldn’t do anything like a hex or a curse, but rather, they will cast a spell that “puts the bee in the bonnet, psychically.”
The goal is “to bind him so he doesn’t use the word warlock in a negative way anymore,” Day said.
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