Lindsay Lohan Does the Twister

WEEEEEEEEEEEE. Lindsay Lohan takes a ride on the Timberland Twister in Bloomington, Minn.  in the Mall of America where she was spotted shopping afterwards.

I don’t think I have been on a ride in years. I always had a thing for the bumper cars, but waiting on line for an an hour for about 2 minutes of bumper time sucks.

Note to Lindsay: Don’t Lose the Titanium

The American Express black cards are being replaced by the new titanium cards. Membership will continue to be based on invitation status available only to the high rollers. Current black card holders include Sean Combs, Jay-Z, Naomi Campbell and Lindsay Lohan. The new titanium card has a $2,500 annual fee and requires holders to spend more than $250,000 a year. On December 4th 2004, Lindsay Lohan lost her purse containing her ID and black AMEX card. A guest at a party at an Upper East Side bar found Lindsay Lohan’s wallet on the street and this is where this story begins.

According to this account describing the woman's findings the wallet contained the following items:

- California Driver’s License
- AMEX Black credit card
- $20 bill rolled tight
- $1 bill folded up


Quote from the finder:

To my surprise it was Lindsay Lohan's California license and credit card! I took out the dollar bill and unfolded it to find a rather large bag of what looked to be cocaine!

I couldn't believe my eyes! We had a pop star's wallet with illegal drugs and she's only 18! The first thing that came to mind was to blackmail for a large amount of cash or a casting in her next movie...

Unfortunately I've learned that publicity might not be so appealing when you have tons of strange people calling your cell phone to buy your story.

Since I had no idea if I should keep the wallet or send it back, I called US Weekly for advice. US Weekly called Lindsay's publicist and the next thing I knew I was getting calls from her publicist threatening to sue me.

She wanted my home address so she can send a driver out to pick it up. I refused to give her any personal information. The National Inquirer called me about 8X to buy my story for $2500 (which keeps going up every time I talk to them), they want to take pictures of the evidence, give me a polygraph, and interview me tomorrow. I don't think its the morally correct thing to do and I'm not sure its the safest either. the New York Post has attempted to contact me (check for an article in tomorrow's paper, most likely it will not be a completely accurate story), the NYPD (who threatened to arrest me if I don't hand over the goods since they claim it is government property), and some strange people who wouldn't even tell me who they were (but thought I was dumb enough to give them my address). I don't know who to believe and what to do with the wallet. I told Lindsay's publicist that I would like to return it to her in person so that I knew it was going to her. She said she would ask her. Supposedly Lindsay was freaked out by the whole thing and was crying hysterically and denied ever doing any drugs. The publicist told me she only drinks a lot and likes to party, and smokes cigarettes, but what 18 year old doesn't...what a publicist she is!

Here's a scan of the ID and Black AMEX.

Lindsay Blows it Out of Proportion

Lindsay Lohan was taken off posters for her latest movie “Herbie: Fully Loaded since Lindsay went from a big, busty redhead to a rail thin blondie.

After a screening in Hollywood on Sunday, Lohan stomped out of the El Capitan Theater, and according to wire reports huffed, “I am so [angry]!” She was then herded into a bathroom for 12 minutes to calm down.

12 whole minutes!

Lohan later said: “I was upset when I didn’t hear my song during the race scene . . . I was like, ‘Whoaaa,’ because nobody stays to hear the song in the closing credits. So I ran out.”

Source: Page Six Lindsay Flips Over Song Snub