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Bald Britney Spears is Ms. Crazy

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Artist 14 did this awesome illustration after pictures of a bald Britney hit the internet.

What will she do next???

Britney's Manager Calls it a "Tragic Thing"

via UBritney:

"Britney has been through a tragic thing that hopefully will never happen again, shaving her hair was a sort of therapeutic thing for her."

Larry also goes on to speak about Britney seeking help "Britney knows that she needs help and is already going through counseling, she knows what needs to be done and is slowly re-building herself step by step."

According to different rumors, Britney was raped at a bar/club. But, what if she actually did this in memory of her aunt Sandra? Some say something happened in Miami and that's why she got back to LA so fast.


Saturday, February 17, 2007 • Tags: 14 ,Art ,Britney Spears ,Celebrity

Donald Trump Valentine Hate Candy

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Have some premium luxury candy or feast your eyes on this genius Lindsay Lohan valentine card.

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14 @ The Gallery of the Absurd

Tuesday, February 06, 2007 • Tags: 14 ,Art ,Celebrity ,Donald Trump ,Lindsay Lohan

Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston Morphed

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Popbytes


Scary - these morphs never look real.

Wednesday, January 31, 2007 • Tags: Angelina Jolie ,Art ,Celebrity ,Jennifer Aniston

Madonna is Too Strict for a Nanny

Madonna is struggling to hire a nanny to help her care for her adopted son
David Banda.

The 'Hung Up' singer - who adopted the 15-month-old Malawian boy in
October - has been interviewing candidates since Christmas but cannot find a
nanny who will adhere to her strict rules which includes no television and
no visitors
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A source told Britain's Mail On Sunday newspaper: "Madonna has been
interviewing people and has used her friends Stella McCartney and Gwyneth
Paltrow, who both have children, to help her find a suitable employee. But
she hasn't been able to find anyone.

"She is panicking a bit as she has yet to find someone who is prepared to
adhere to her strict lifestyle.

"Madonna doesn't believe in television. Whoever gets the job has also been
warned they will be working flat out for the first three months and won't be
allowed any visitors."

The 48-year-old singer - who splits her time between London and Los
Angeles - already has a host of minders to help her look after her daughter,
ten-year-old Lourdes, and son Rocco, six.

The job is said to be well paid but the nanny will be expected to live in a
single room of Madonna's London townhouse, and, as her children aren't
allowed to watch TV, they will not be allowed to own a television.

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Artist 14 created this illustration for Cracked magazine's Jan/Feb. 2007 issue in reference to the recent trend of celebrity adoption overseas.

Sharon Osbourne's comment comparing Madonna's adoption to "getting a Louis Vuitton handbag" was the inspiration.

Meanwhile rumor has it Madonna is steaming over Angelina Jolie's comments that she adopted David from a country where adoption is illegal.

According to The Mail, Jenny Shimizu, a 39-year-old model, will allege that Madonna flew her around the world for secret liaisons before she married the film director Guy Ritchie. Their affair, she says, coincided with an equally passionate fling with Angelina Jolie.

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Jenny is in the works of writing a no-holds-barred book in which she will describe in graphic detail how she was a lover of the actress and the singer at the same time.

Monday, January 15, 2007 • Tags: 14 ,Art ,Celebrity ,Madonna

More Brandon Davis Nastiness

Because we can't get enough of this greasy turd.

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Pretty on the Outside


See also:
Brandon Davis as Greasy Bear

Friday, January 05, 2007 • Tags: Art ,Brandon Davis ,Celebrity

Brandon Davis is Greasy Bear

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Gallery of the Absurd


Gummi Bear Jason and Greasy Bear Brandon Davis are too hot!

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TMZ


Here's the sweaty Brandon Davis coughing it up while in Maui.

He's gross....

Thursday, January 04, 2007 • Tags: 14 ,Art ,Brandon Davis ,Celebrity