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Caption Me: Richard Simmons

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Who can forget his famous hit!

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Tuesday, December 27, 2005 • Tags: Bodies ,Celebrity ,Humor ,Richard Simmons

Handicapped Parking Celebrity Style

Kirsten Dunst feels she is handicapped enough to deserve the parking spot.

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Amanda Bynes also disregards the rights of the handicapped.

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Amanda dresed up as a guy in the upcoming flick, She's The Man.

It will hit movie theatres in March 2006.

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Tuesday, December 27, 2005 • Tags: Amanda Bynes2 ,Candids ,Celebrity ,Humor ,Kirsten Dunst

Top Twelve Things TomKat’s Dad Will Bring Up At Christmas Dinner

Top 12 Things Katie's Dad Needs to Bring Up With Tom Cruise at Christmas Dinner via The Cooler

1. The Oprah Appearance LINK
"Did Oprah fear for her life? Did you sprain anything while jumping around? Did you hurt Katie when you dragged her on stage? Did you watch it on TiVo afterwards and think 'that went well'?"

2. The Surprise Proposal LINK
"What's the rush? Isn't the Eiffel Tower thing a little cheesy? Would you have still attended that press conference if Katie said 'No'?"

3. Brooke Shields
"Is it normal for an A-Lister to pick on a B-Lister, especially one who suffered from postpartum depression?"

4. The Lauer Showdown LINK
"Is Matt Lauer really glib in person? Did you wish Katie interviewed you instead? Do you think Steven Spielberg was tuning in to see how you'd promote War of the Worlds and thought 'that's great publicity?"

5. Lil' TomKat LINK
"Where can I find a cheap sonogram machine? When you aren't looking at Baby TomKat, you use it to search for kidney stones?"

6. The Silent Birth
"Is it true that Katie's not supposed to make a sound during childbirth? Does this mean you're skipping Lamaze classes? Have you ever shouted stubbing your toe? Yeah? Can you try keeping quiet next time and see how that works for you?"

7. The Plane, The Plane LINK
"Can Katie use her plane to fly anyone else around? Hint, hint."

8. That South Park Episode
"So, is it safe to say no South Park boxed set for you this Christmas?"

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9. Firing the Publisister
"Was it your sister/publicist who came to you and said "I think you should treat Oprah's couch as a trampoline?" Did your sister have the idea of sucking face with my daughter on red carpets all summer long? Did your new publicist tell you that buying a sonogram machine was a good way to start looking normal to fans?"

10. The Water Gun Incident LINK
"So, did fans squirt you with water guns before you started dating my daughter?"

11. The List LINK
"Is it true that you interviewed four young starlets to be your girlfriend/fiancee before you got to Katie? Is there a chance any of them might change their minds?"

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*12. Katie's Birthday Party at the Toystore LINK
"Why cant you let the birthday girl blow out her own candles?"

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Tom Cruise in Control of Katie - 11/7/05


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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Hit Miami - 12/19/05

Thursday, December 22, 2005 • Tags: Celebrity ,Couples ,Humor ,Katie Holmes ,Pregnancies ,Rumors ,Tom Cruise

Pamela Anderson as the Christmas Snow Bunny

Pamela Anderson dresses up as a sexy santa on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno on December 19th.

She came out with a drink in her hand and she also got wasted later on at a Sushi restaurant with her ex Tommy Lee.

Carmen Electra was also on the show recently and she asked Santa for a stipper pole.

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Wednesday, December 21, 2005 • Tags: Carmen Electra ,Celebrity ,Fashion ,Humor ,Jay Leno ,Pamela Anderson ,TV

Justin Timberlake is Hairy

Justine Timberlake at BED nightclub in South Beach on December 20th.

Time to whip out the razor! His beard is about to take over his neck.

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Wednesday, December 21, 2005 • Tags: Candids ,Celebrity ,Clubs ,Fashion ,Humor ,Justin Timberlake

Elton John Calls Madonna a Miserable Cow

Sir Elton John has branded Madonna a "miserable cow" for refusing to turn up
and sing at his 'hen night'.

The star - who is set to marry long-time lover David Furnish today
(12.21.05) - wanted the singer to attend his pre-wedding bash on Monday night (12.19.05).

After the cabaret-style party at London's Too2Much club, Elton thanked all
the "fantastic" stars who had helped make the night special, then reportedly
slammed Madonna for refusing to come.

He is quoted in Britain's Daily Mirror newspaper as saying: "Madonna, the
miserable cow, wouldn't do it. David asked her three times."

Meanwhile, police are controlling the mounting crowds outside the Guildhall
registry office in Windsor today to make sure anti-gay protesters don't ruin
the star's nuptials.

The singer is said to have been horrified when Christian fundamentalist
groups demonstrated at the first gay civil unions earlier this week - and is
determined it won't happen on his big day.

A police source told Britain's The Sun newspaper: "We don't want a hint of
trouble, even anyone trying to throw an egg."

(c) BANg Media International

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Elton John's "The Bitch Is Back"

I can bitch the best at your social do’s
I get high in the evening sniffing pots of glue

I’m a bitch, I’m a bitch
Oh the bitch is back
Stone cold sober as a matter of fact
I can bitch, I can bitch
`cause I’m better than you
It’s the way that I move
The things that I do

I entertain by picking brains
Sell my soul by dropping names
I don’t like those, my god, what’s that
Oh it’s full of nasty habits when the bitch gets back


Nicole Richie Ruturn of The Fly

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Wednesday, December 21, 2005 • Tags: Celebrity ,Elton John ,Functions ,Humor ,Madonna ,Music