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Serena Williams Got Back

Serena Williams and her tiny outfit can be yours.

You will need the following:

- A green juicy couture set (make sure your shorts are extra tight and barely cover your ass - if wearing them doesn't give you a wedgie, it's not tight enough)
- Ugg boots
- Ed Hardy Hat
- Fendi Bag

*Also, if you can afford it hire a guy to carry your shopping bags so you can focus on keeping your panties in check.

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Now the best shot
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Serena Williams shows us her panties

Wednesday, November 16, 2005 • Tags: Bodies ,Candids ,Celebrity ,Fashion ,Humor ,Serena Williams ,Shopping ,Sports

Daily Links - Celebrity Dollhouse

Jessica Alba Just An Afternoon Snack via Hollywood Tuna

Sadie Frost is Not in Love with Jude Law via IDLYITW

Daily Jennifer Garner Bump Watch via Popsugar

Pink Desires Kelly Osbourne via City Rag

Fergie To Play Stripper via Dlisted

Kirsten Dunst is SuperNatural via Yeeeah

Paris Hilton's Lazy Eye, Be Gone! via Just Jared

Simon Cowell Thinks Clay Aiken Is Asexual via Perez Hilton

Jake Gyllenhhaal and Jessica Simpson Vampire Movie via Egotastic

Celebrity Doll House - a collection of celebrity dolls from the past few decades. MC Hammer, John Travolta, Boy George, and Britney Spears to name a few.

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The Supermodel Can-Can

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(left to right) Karolina Kurkova, Tyra Banks, Heidi Klum, Gisele Bundchen, Adriana Lima, and Alessandra Ambrosio (far right)

Thursday, November 10, 2005 • Tags: Celebrity ,Humor ,Models ,TV

Enrique Iglesias Extra-Small Condoms

Enrique Iglesias is so tired of not being able to find extra-small condoms anywhere that he wants to represent the entire small pecker population by branding his own line of extra-small rubbers.

"The next product I'm gonna put my name on is extra-small condoms.

I can never find extra-small condoms, and I know it's really embarrassing for people -- you know, from experience. Hopefully people won't be ashamed when I step forward."

From your experience? Only people who need small condoms buy them. Let's be real.

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I guess his girlfriend Anna Kournikova prefers the motion of the ocean over size.

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Source: Houston Press via Pop Dirt

Tuesday, November 08, 2005 • Tags: Anna Kournikova ,Celebrity ,Couples ,Enrique Iglesias ,Humor ,Music

Adam Sandler Rides Pink Bike In Bath Robe

Funny man Adam Sandler rides a young girl's bike complete with a flower basket through Manhattan for his upcoming movie Click.

"Click" centers around a workaholic architect (Micheal Newman played by Adam Sandler) who finds a universal remote that allows him to fast-forward and rewind to different times of his life. Things get out of hand when the remote begins to overrule his choices.

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Sunday, November 06, 2005 • Tags: Adam Sandler ,Celebrity ,Humor ,Movies

It’s All About The Booty For Diddy

Diddy shows us one of the many perks of being a famous performer.

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Friday, November 04, 2005 • Tags: Celebrity ,Diddy ,Humor ,Puff Daddy

Ashlee Simpson Drunk at McDonalds

Ashlee Simpson was spotted drunk at a Toronto McDonalds at around 1:30am Wednesday night. During her stupor Simpson tells a man waiting on line that she will not take a picture with him and mumbles something about kissing her boots. She was spotted earlier in the evening at the Avenue Bar at Four Seasons. Look like she headed to McD's like most of us do when we drink too much and get starved.

Unfortunately for Simpson it was all caught on tape! (Video via Egotastic)

Here is the dialogue I was able to decipher:

McDonald's Employee
: Get off there! (Ashlee jumps on the counter)

Ashlee: Bitch! Stop talking to me I'm nice!

McDonald's Employee: I need a manager up front please.

Ashlee: Oh Please! Bring the manager I would love to talk to the manager. I promise your manager will be nice to me.

McDonald's Employee: I don't think so.

Ashlee: I bet you he will. I bet you five million dollars. MANAGER!



Ashlee: No, I will not take a picture with you... You wouldn't kiss my boot.... So F**k you!

Some Guy: .. Ok...

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Friday, November 04, 2005 • Tags: Ashlee Simpson ,Boozing ,Candids ,Celebrity ,Humor ,Music ,Video