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Truth Behind Fergie’s Accident

From a White Stripes message board:

"So, for anyone who was at the San Diego Street Scene show, you may have noticed that the Stripes took the stage very late, due to the fact that the Black Eyed Peas, who played right before the Stripes, showed up for their set almost a full hour late. Total disrespect, since every other band managed to make their show time on the dot.

The reason why the Black Eyed Peas took the stage so late is because they claim to have been "stuck in traffic" and that security wouldn't let them in.
Anyway, after they took the stage, it was very clear that they were all very hammered.

So hammered, in fact, that Fergie decided to piss RIGHT ON THE STAGE.
No joke. According to radio reports, she moved over out of the spotlight at some point in their set, and just let it go. Without taking her pants off, either.

So, sure enough, when she got back in the spotlight, it was obvious what she'd done. And she just kept on going as if nothing happened."

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Wednesday, August 03, 2005 • Tags: Celebrity ,Fergie ,Music ,Rumors

Botox: Fergie’s “Peeing” Cure is Here!

Ok Fergie, don’t worry we’re looking out for ya image.

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If it is sweat and not what we’re all thinking it is, BOTOX can help you with your peeing sweating crotch problem. I’m serious! Botox can help with excessive sweating, known as hyperhidrosis and in addition migraines.

In the August 8th issue of Life & Style, Naomi Campbell poses in a bikini for their Botox head to toe special. Botox is not just for the face, but can treat excessive sweating for underarms, bikini area, hands, and feet.

Monday, August 01, 2005 • Tags: Celebrity ,Fergie ,Humor ,Music

Fergie’s Pee-Pee Dance


Ok, now is it pee or is it sweat? In all my life I don't think I ever heard of excessive crotch sweating that reminds me of 1st grade when poor Jimmy let it all trinkle in his pants. The jokes from that day continued throughout the whole school year.

So what's everyone's vote: PEE or SWEAT? I don't think it's sweat at all. It appears depends would have been helpful.

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No, no, no, nooo.

Don't Phunk with my heart.


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See Fergie's Battle of the Bangs Part 1

Monday, August 01, 2005 • Tags: Celebrity ,Fergie ,Humor ,Music

Celebrity Hair Victims: Chopped Bangs

Celebrity Victim #1: Fergie

Choppy bangs and about 50 wooden bracelets don't make the grade.

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Celebrity Hair Victim #2: Alanis Morissette

Between the huge tinted glasses and the choppy hair, I'd say this look is not hot.

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Thursday, July 07, 2005 • Tags: Celebrity ,Fashion ,Fergie ,Music

Live 8 Pictures - Let’s Make Poverty History

I caught some performances by Madonna, U2, Green Day, Mariah Carey, The Who, and Elton John this weekend. It must have rocked for the people who were there live for this concert. To learn more about Live 8 visit mtv.com.

Live 8 Pictures

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This is dedicated to you Mariah.

Madonna, both children's author and world mascot for ultimate expression sang Like a Prayer during her performance. No burning crosses this time.

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Mohawk Baby Maddox

Angelina Jolie with her adopted son Maddox, and no she isn't pregnant. I didn't believe she was when I first heard the rumors buzzing. Brad Pitt strongly voiced his support for ending world poverty all while fantazing about Angelina doing a Fight Club move on him. We couldn't possibly expect him to be so self-serving to announce his true feelings for Angelina anyway. Besides real relationships don't have to be proven to the world.

Angelina said visiting Asia and Africa made her value human life.

Jolie, referring to her own childhood, told reporters: "The doctor was probably going on about my father and mother while I was doing acid on the weekends and bleeding underneath my clothes.

"I think now that if somebody would have taken me at 14 and dropped me in the middle of Asia or Africa, I'd have realised how self-centred I was, and that there was real pain and real death real things to fight for. I wouldn't have been fighting myself so much." Jolie said.


Jolie Talks About Troubled Childhood

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The ever bronzed Victoria "Posh" Beckham and Becks.

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Sexy Shakira

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The ever strange bird Mariah Carey said that she prepared for the concert by exercising and dieting non-stop so she could fit into her outfit. Just once Mariah, forget about your Dior heels and your whole entourage of makeup artists and stylists. Even Madonna can't stand her and made sure she didn't have to see Mariah backstage by telling Live 8 organizers of her demands.

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First Fergie, now Beyonce. Why can't it be another Janet Jackson moment?

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Nice plaid pajamas.