Pamela’s Pet Turtle Farts - Denise Richards Attacks Senior

Pamela Anderson has revealed the turtle in her new movie can't stop farting.

The former 'Baywatch' actress - who is currently in Vancouver, Canada, shooting 'Blonde and Blonder' - is finding it difficult to keep a straight face during filming because of her flatulent pet reptile.

She revealed: "My animatronics pet turtle is hysterical. He keeps farting all over set. I can't wait for this movie to come out in May. I may have to bring him on our press tour. Farts are always funny."

Pamela, who is starring alongside Denise Richards in the movie, plays a ditzy blonde bombshell with a pampered pet turtle.

However, the actress - who is a prominent member of animal rights group PETA - wouldn't commit to the role until she had assurances no real turtles would be used or harmed in the making of the film.

She said: "My pet is a turtle in the movie - animatronics of course. No real turtles are being used. No animals at all. It's an animal friendly set. That battle was won. Thank you."

Earlier this year, the actress posed virtually naked in the shop window of fashion designer Stella McCartney's London boutique as part of an anti-fur protest.

Denise Richards was involved in a bizarre incident with paparazzi Wednesday on the Canadian set of her new movie Blonde and Blonder, where laptop computers were hurled and a senior citizen slightly injured, a spokesman for the Royal Canadian Mounted Police tells PEOPLE.

The Mounties were summoned to the movie location at the River Rock Casino Resort in Richmond, British Columbia, a suburb of Vancouver, after Richards took issue with the presence of two unauthorized photographers on the set, said Cpl. Peter Thiessen, a media relations officer for the Richmond Royal Canadian Mounted Police.

The actress approached the photographers and threw their laptops off the balcony of the hotel, said Thiessen, adding that a computer "struck an 80-year-old women in a wheelchair. It struck her in the arm. She was not interested in pursuing criminal charges and suffered only minor injuries."

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Denise Richards is a Pussycat Doll

Denise Richards performed as a Pussycat Doll at Pure in Las Vegas on Friday (06/09/06). Check out a better view of her on stage here.



She loved wearing this slutty outfit....every second.



Hairspray and bubble gum.




Denise Richards on Angelina Jolie's baby Shiloh:

"I was so thankful that Angelina had that baby", she tells Entertainment Tonight in an episode airing tomorrow.

"And how gorgeous is she? I'm like, please have that baby so it takes away from us [her and boyfriend Richie Sambora]"

Richards on Heather Locklear and Locklear's ex Richie Sambora:

"You know, the four of us were friends, so it's not just odd for her. I mean, [estranged hubby] Charlie Sheen knew Richie, but it's always the women who get the brunt of it all!"

She added: "You can't help who you fall for. And that friendship [with Locklear] unfortunately, was done and wasn't salvageable and that's the thing. People have gone on, 'Oh, would you date your best friend?' You know, she wasn't my best friend. She was a close friend in the last couple of years. I hadn't known her my whole life."

Also Richards denies sleeping with Sambora while still married to Heather.

"We did not get together during a marriage" and understands why people "have been hurt in this situation."

She concluded: "It's not good, but it is what it is."

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Heather Locklear Shops the Pain Away

Heather Locklear tries to put on a happy face while shopping on Tuesday (05/02/06).



How did Heather Locklear found out her estranged husband Richie Sambora was shacking up with Denise Richards? Through her publicist, of course.

A source reveals to Star:

"She called to say there were photographs circulating of Denise sitting on Richie's lap. Heather couldn't believe it. But then she saw the photos herself, and she was stunned."

Three days after getting the shocking news Locklear called Mr. Move and had all of Richie's stuff cleared out.

Says a source: "Heather was yelling, 'I don't want one sign of that S.O.B. left in my house!'"