Bob Dylan Has a Stinky Toliet on His Property Says Neighbors

Bob Dylan's neighbors claim a portable toilet on the singer's property is
releasing toxic fumes.

The legendary singer-songwriter has allegedly ignored nearby residents'
calls to remove the outhouse from his Malibu home, with one family claiming
the stench is so bad it has made them sick.

Cindy Emminger, who claims her eight-year-old son David Jr. has been made
ill by the smell, told the Los Angeles Times newspaper: "It started in
September. I'd go into the front yard and get nauseous. I couldn't figure
out at first where the smell was coming from.

"Both David and I have allergies and are sensitive to chemicals. I finally
noticed that they had moved the porta-potty directly in front of my front
door."

Cindy and her husband have installed five industrial fans in an effort to
allay the smell.

Her husband David fumed: "It's a scandal - 'Mr. Civil Rights' is killing our
civil right."

Malibu officials are investigating the complaint.

Bob is yet to comment on the allegations.




This has to be the most hilarious story in a long time. Toxic fumes? I wonder how much his indoor toilet stinks then.

How about a toilet in the middle of the office with no privacy and no sink?