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Steven Tyler Needs Some Juice

This is what happens when you're an aging rock star. All the partying, booze, drugs, and sex take a toll on a person big time.

Steven Tyler looks like he could use that glass of ice tea next to him.

And isn't that straw ridiculously long?

Wednesday, August 03, 2005 • Tags: Candids ,Music

Botox: Fergie’s “Peeing” Cure is Here!

Ok Fergie, don’t worry we’re looking out for ya image.

If it is sweat and not what we’re all thinking it is, BOTOX can help you with your ~~peeing~~ sweating crotch problem. I’m serious! Botox can help with excessive sweating, known as hyperhidrosis and in addition migraines.

In the August 8th issue of Life & Style, Naomi Campbell poses in a bikini for their Botox head to toe special. Botox is not just for the face, but can treat excessive sweating for underarms, bikini area, hands, and feet.

Monday, August 01, 2005 • Tags: Celebrity ,Fergie ,Humor ,Music

Fergie’s Pee-Pee Dance

Ok, now is it pee or is it sweat? In all my life I don't think I ever heard of excessive crotch sweating that reminds me of 1st grade when poor Jimmy let it all trinkle in his pants. The jokes from that day continued throughout the whole school year.

So what's everyone's vote: PEE or SWEAT? I don't think it's sweat at all. It appears depends would have been helpful.