Someone On TV’s Sex Swing Broke

After fast forwarding the article called - Kourtney to Khloe: "I'll Have Your Baby" in last week's In Touch, today the front page of Dlisted has a more interesting take on this so called Khloe.

Apparently her sex swing broke while using it. Maybe she should figure out an easier way to get laid so she could have her OWN baby.



O M G. This is... just.... PAINFUL. One way to put it. You know what I mean too.


(The Dail Mail)

Kardashian Sisters For Glamour’s Happy New Year 2012 Issue

Yep, we are goung to have to deal with the Kardashian gang in 2012 as well. But really though, this mini photoshoot for the Januaray 2012 issue of Glamour made Kourtney look the hottest! I especially find it funny how Kim politely covered her crotch with the pillow so her sister's pink panties could get the spotlight. Either way, this shoot should've featured Stepdad Bruce Jenner because he would have blended well with bright red lipstick. If you can get a facelift, you can wear a bit of tint on those pale lips!



Click the thumbnails for the cover image and a few of the inside shots. Special thanks to the staff at Glamour! for the scoop:

Glamour's January 2012 issue is available on newsstands nationwide and digitally (iPad, Amazon Fire and Barnes & Noble Nook Color) on December 6.

Photographed by Ben Watts in New York City, Kim, Khloé and Kourtney Kardashian appear on Glamour's January cover wearing cardigans by L'Wren Scott and Malia Mills bottoms; Kourtney wears a ring and bracelets by Cartier. Inside the issue, the sisters sport pink corsets by Playful Promises and Malia Mills bottoms, Kourtney wears Tiffany & Co. earrings and a Nam Cho ring, Khloé wears Forevermark earrings and a Mauboussin bracelet. Kim celebrates 2012 in a black dress by Jovani, Khloé in a black Sonia Rykiel sweater, white Marc Jacobs skirt, Elegantly Waisted by Karen Zambos belt and a vintage hat, and Kourtney in a purple Dolce & Gabbana bodysuit and New York Hat Co. hat. For their slumber party, Kim wears an Enza Costa tank customized by Wildfox Couture with Kardashian Kollection briefs and a Mary Green sleep mask, Khloé is in a Mary Green robe and sleep mask and Kourtney also wears an Enza Costa tank customized by Wildfox Couture and briefs by Playful Promises.

For a sneak preview of our interview with Kim, Kourtney and Khloe visit glamour.com and see below:

Glamour Interview Excerpt:

Kim Kardashian: ...I think I’ll always be a hopeless romantic.

Glamour: What do you mean by that?

Kim Kardashian: It means that I believe in love and the dream of having a perfect relationship, but my idea of it has changed. I think I need to not live in a fairy tale like that. I think I maybe need to just snap out of it and be a little more realistic.

Khloé Kardashian: I love Kim’s belief in love and the fact that she feels so strongly about it. She has that dream every girl has.

Kim Kardashian: Well, I don’t think I have it right now.

Khloé Kardashian: Which is fine, but I’m your sister and I know why you don’t have it right now. But I know you will get it again.

Kim Kardashian: I hope I do. But by then I hope maybe I’m a little bit more realistic.

Glamour: Realistic about what?

Kim Kardashian: The fact that what I want isn’t possible.

Khloé Kardashian: What, a guy on a white horse coming to get you? That doesn’t happen!

Kim Kardashian: I don’t know. I always wanted what Mom and Dad had. And at first I was like, I want six kids. Then I went down to four, then I was down to three…and now I’m like, maybe I won’t have any. Maybe I’ll just be a good aunt.

Khloé Kardashian: But Mom and Dad got a divorce, and she met Bruce. And you were a child; you don’t know what Mom and Dad had. As an outsider looking in, it probably looked like paradise.

Kim Kardashian: At this moment in my life, I feel like maybe I’m not supposed to have kids and all that.

Khloé Kardashian: Oh my God. Don’t be dramatic all of a sudden!

Kim Kardashian: That’s how I feel. Maybe my fairy tale has a different ending than I dreamed it would. But that’s OK.