Jon Cryer Admits He’s A Troll On Conan’s Show

Jon Cryer finally answered his ex co-star Charlie Sheen's claims that he's a "troll" for not trying to contact him over the last few weeks, admitting on Thursday’s edition of Conan, "I am a troll."

"Those words were very painful to me for many reasons, not least of which is... I can't believe I'm saying this... but the fact is, I am a troll," said Cryer, who plays Alan Harper on the in-limbo CBS comedy, to a bevy of laughs from the audience.

"It's not something I like to talk about -- my parents don't even know; of course, I guess they do now."

"You have no idea how much time I've spent on electrolysis and hair dye and reconstructive surgery," Cryer said, as a picture of a troll doll flashed across the screen. "I guess I should be grateful for being outed like this."

“I'm finally free."