Major props to the airbrushing wizard for making this fat, cheeto loving pig lose her chins and arm fat! Sure, Britney, we really believe that you want to be left alone. That’s why you keep whoring yourself out for publicity!

No amount of airbrushing is ever going to erase the fact that this is a pathetic, stupid trashy dumbfuck.

UH OH>...BRING IT ON.
I bet you all are gonna say…she hates the publicity but then poses nude…HMMM.

Im ready, lets hear it! haha….SMILE

eww whats with her cheesy grin on the cover. when will she gain some integrity and stop pulling stupid stunts like this. k, im gonna help you out brit,
STEP 1: Dump your loser husband, hes just sucking your money away
STEP 2: Clean up. i mean this literally, stop walking around shoeless, with your underwear hanging out and your hair in a giant poof ball. ask your stylist to buy you some clothes that actually fit. oh and wear a bra
STEP 3: Have that second child and try to keep him in the car seat, i know what a concept.

I agree janice,she looks good here after all of the airbrushing took place.
I like her with the black hair,it looks washed and cute.She doesn’t look pregnant in the 3rd pic…hmmmm weird.Overall she looks pretty here w/ the airbrushing.

Boo-hoo I just want to be left alone and have some privacy, but wait,I think I’ll pose nude!

What a dumbass attention begging piece of white trash.

Photoshop really can polish a turd!  Whatevs, we all know what you really look like and we especially know what you really are.  Attention whore trash.

She does look good with the dark hair.  I’m not her biggest fan in the world, but I do hope that she makes a future comeback with her music (after all, if Ashlee Simpson is in the music scene, why not Britney again? )  I DO NOT think that her baby needs to be subject of criticism, as he is as innocent a target as one can be.  However, Britney invited the public and media into her life many occasions in the past (anyone remember her wacky marriage in Las Vegas and how much attention she garnered with that??? Did that attention seem so un-wanted?  And her show Chaotic?)  She has opened the media door so often in the past, she can’t now expect to close it off so easily.  If she feels hounded by paparazzi now, she should go to the extreme of suing the tabloids, having paps arrested like Angelina, or covering her and/or her child with disguises (like crazy Michael Jackson puts masks on his kids!).

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I am sure she got paid for those pics. So is she “whoring herself”?

So is the rest of Hollywood, what makes her different from the rest?

Yes, I do think she should drop that loser hubby of hers.

I can’t believe she complains about press intrusion then does this!!! I think the photos are really nice, but she can’t have it both ways. She can’t complain about press intrusion, then keep doing interviews and photoshoots, especially with her son! She is such a hypocrite! She said in her interview that she wouldn’t even talk about her baby, but there she is again parading him around for all to see. She is clueless, spoilt, self obsessed and selfish. She can’t live with the media or without it. She is desperate for publicity, but only on her terms.

Agreed with almost everybody, I dont want to hear that you want to be left alone Britney unless you plan on leaving us alone. And props to the photoshop master that cleaned her up. I’m sorry but how is it possible for all of these other celebs to be “out of the spotlight” but yet shes having a hell of a time doing it, the answer? It’s all self inflicted and I feel sorry for no one other than the defenseless childrendealing with her and Kevin’s asses

Okay, I’m confused.  She is posing here in these photos with black hair which she supposedly colored - what, last week?  Now they are saying that these photos were supposed to be in August Harpers Bazaar?  If so, when did she take these photos? - in the last week or so? - or is she just wearing a clean black wig in them? 

Why not do something a little more original than something done over 15 years ago by Demi on Vanity Fair’s cover..“Papparazzi..stop looking at me and my baby - I’m a wreck over this!” to “Okay, I’m ready to pose nude now.”  Make up your mind!!

We see this half naked bitch on the streets already we know every stretch mark on her body so i don’t think se need a photoshopped version in our faces. I like a few of them because of the black she’s wearing. I doesn’t make sense to say that she shouldn’t do anything public if she wants to be left alone…because the only way she will be left alone is if she don’t leave the house at all and just live off of her money. I don’t care if she drops k-fed or not because she wanted him.

I am not going to say anything negative about these pics, all I gotta say is who gives a fuck anymore about this twit?

THIS IS SOO LAME!  SHE IS TRYING TO DO EVEYTHING SHE CAN TO BE THE SAME BRITNEY SPEARS SHE WAS.  THIS IS GROSS!

I’m not surprised by this~ Britney is, and always will be, an attention whore~ (as mentioned multiple times) “Leave me alone! leave me alone! I’ll splash my nude body and my nude son all over the world! Yeah, then the’ll see, then they’ll leave me alone!”....But I guess Britney has never been, shall we say, intelligent~ There is really nothing that she could do anymore that would shock me~ Except stop being such a whore, that would be nice:-) I’m still feeling for those poor kids though:-S I have no say in what kind of mother Britney is, but from what I have seen, she needs to learn a little bit~ But who knows, maybe she’s whoring these pictures out to start a college fund for the children (as if she needed more money) but some how I doubt it…Kevin will probably show up in the next week driving a new ferrari or some crap~ God what a useless waste of space he is~ Whatever, atleast he’s not MY husband!

I think the black hair would look even better if she darkened her eyebrows a little bit~ That’s just my opinion though~ It’s nice for her to try a change after all these years…now maybe she’ll start wearing bra’s and we’ll be on the right track!

I don’t know; I think you guys are being a little too harsh on ol’ Brit Brit. It’s just a photoshoot and yes, she does look nice, so what if it’s because of airbrushing. Wouldn’t YOU want to be airbrushed to look your best? And it’s a little much to call her a whore…even if the word attention is in front of it. lol

the fifth pic looks extreemly sick…is it so hard for her to cover her butt…..and lovelyangel14 is right…she doesnt look pregnant in the 3rd pic…..i used to love britney i have no idea why she had to ruin herself like that.

How did she dye her hair if she’s pregnant?  I thought you weren’t supposed to….but I’m not experienced in this arena…..

Good point, EvilCutie!!!

that is airbrushing to the max