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Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Britney Spears Exposes Her Cootch

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Oh yes she did! Britney Spears also pulled a Paris butt flash! What is wrong with her?



Britney Spears' wild partying is putting her music career in jeopardy.

The 'Toxic' singer - who recently filed for divorce from husband Kevin
Federline - spent every night of Thanksgiving weekend in Los Angeles
partying until 6am with new best friend Paris Hilton and the late nights are
taking their toll.

A source told the New York Post newspaper: "Britney has been missing recent
recording sessions because she has been out all night partying.

"Her label, Jive, is very worried."

The 24-year-old star, who has two young sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James,
has been telling her friends: "I gave birth for two-and-a-half years, and
now I want to party."

Meanwhile, Britney has donated 170 personal items to an online auction at
Christie's in aid of the Britney Spears Foundation for children in need.

Among the items is a page from her junior high school notebook containing
her handwritten book report on Rex Warner's translation of Sophocles'
'Antigone'.

The essay is expected to fetch up to $700 at the auction, which takes place
on December 4, and is written in black ballpoint pen on both sides of the
paper.

Britney got 88 out of 100 for her efforts and gained comments from her
teacher including "Nice" and "Organized".





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MY EYES! MY EYES!..My god Brit, what in the hell are you thinking, with this behavior, K-Fed just might end up with those kids, and I hate to say it, but it would serve her right!

stasslovesDAS

WELL!!!  Doesn’t this confirm the HERPES theory!!! There goes my breakfast.

stasslovesDAS

for someone who had two cesareans, that vagina still looks like a victim of natural birth.  thats a very ugly muff she’s sporting.

Marvin

All I’ve got to say is WHAT A PIG!!  Hope they clean those car seats off with some type of antibacterial cleanser.

Marvin

For God’s sake her dress is up around her waist and she’s sitting there bare assed naked!! SHe should get arrested for indecent exposure.

Gambitgirl

glad i finished breakfast already. if i’d been eating when i saw that i would’ve lost it all over my monitor.

can these bitches not afford underpants? what is so hrd about understanding you need to wear something under a skirt.

man, i honestly didn’t think it was possible for Britney to get any nastier but she’s proven me wrong by hanging out with Parasite.

luvbean_xo

What the hell?  For god sakes if she’s going to wear a skanky-ass dress with a hem 1 inch below her cooch, she should do everyone a favor and put on some panties.  She sure is a nice role model for her kids. Pure class.

What the hell is she thinking??? I agree they need to disinfect them damn seats, I wouldn’t sit on them shits after her.  And What about Paris and Lindsey, they can see her shit dont they tell her.  Damn!

That is exactly why Brittany will NEVER ride in my car.

stasslovesDAS

LOVE the picture of Paris closing her legs for her….that is classic.  And Britney looks at her like, “did i do it right?”

I agree marvin, she is a PIG. It amazes me that she is still acting like this after having two children. She is making kevin look like a saint. I hope he gains custody. She doesn’t care about her kids too much, i mean look how she acts. And her cachie is plain nasty. She thinks that people are dying to see her bits n’ pieces but they are so used up and nar that NOBODY cares to see her naked. Maybe she is preparing herself for the release of her sex tape? I don’t know but she ruined every chance that she has had for a comeback and now theres none left. Not to mention, she never learns a single lesson. Shes ignorant. She should know that she is not intelligent enough to make a decision about anything. Im just annoyed and so over seeing her trying to make kevin jelous! Kevin is looking way better then her these days.

hi it's me Stan

she is such crotch rot! what a horrible mother - once you give birth does not mean you can party you dumb bitch - you need to be a mother!!!!! f-ing idiot!!!!!! infertile woman are dying tobe mothers and this stupid bitch is acting like a drunk college kid and not a mom.

Marvin

Bet she stunk up the car. She needs to put a Glade stick up on the inside of her thigh.

MrThunder

Eww in one of those first pictures you can totally see some red shit going on by her ass, sick what the fuck is that?

hi it's me Stan

AND!!!! WEAR UNDERWEAR DUMBASSHOLE!!!!

stasslovesDAS

^^^herpes…..been tellin ya’ll this.

stasslovesDAS

I’m sure the HERPES is also why she had two cesareans.  her children could have contracted it thru natural birth…..

stasslovesDAS

I think Paris should share her Valtrex with Britney…..they share everything else.

vtgal

If she didn’t have herpes before the Parasite connection, she’ll sure as hell have it now.  That’s some nasty red spots on her left ass cheek now.

Jesus, her behavior is making Paris look like a saint for cripes sakes.  At least, for once, she’s got pants on while Brit’s flashing every photog her rotten crotch.  I can smell the fish market from here.

nataliey1025

WTF?  Does she WANT to show us her twat?  Does she get off on that sort of thing?  Unless she’s drunk and/or high, I can’t imagine what would make her think that getting out of the car “Basic Instinct style” with a hoard of photogs taking shots was the wisest choice. 

All hopes of a comeback are slowly diminishing.  She needs to sit her ass home and be a mom.

ITALIAEXEC

Where are all the britney fans on here who normally say nonsense like, “Britney Rules” and “She is smart”, or “Its a country thing, etc”. You morons are quitier then christmas mass. What a skank. She obviously is doing this for publicitiy. And I am sure there is a sex video out there of her. Hell, Paris might be making one now.

Marvin

After seeing all the publicity Brits getting, Joe Simpson is going to want Jessica to flash her twat. He’ll probably pose with her doing it and his head on her lap.  Did I just write that??? Sorry.

magicdress

oh.my.word.

do they not have the INTERNETS where these people are??  has she no idea that the whole world has seen her vajayjay?!!

looks like paris couldn’t be more pleased.

vtgal

I bet LoHo, Parasite, and Shitney all went back to Parasite’s and looked at their crotches with mirrors to see who had the most photogenic one…

Marvin

The Crotch Shot Seen ‘Round The World.  She wasn’t even smart enough to get paid for it.

You guys, this all so clear….she knows exactly what shes doing. She thinks that its getting off guys and making kevin jelous. Neither one is working. She doesn’t understand that she used up and nasty now. She just is really a filthy pig and she don’t care now but when people stop g iving her attention and kissing her ass is when she’ll take notice. Someone said she should be charged with indecent exposure, i happen to completely agree. I wish i could interview her. It would be the first time anyone ever said said to her face and i so would. I would call her out on everything. It would be the best interview of all time you guys. She just has this notion that she can do whatever she wants. I hope kevin doe sget custody of these kids. His lawyers sure have proof to show how unfit she is.

pache

It’s so obvious this was for nothing but some cheap ass attention.

ShutYourMouthWhenYoureTalkinToMe

Why would anyone think flashing a crotch to the world would make someone jealous? K-fed is probably thanking his lucky stars now. I used to feel sorry for Brit (just a tad) for being picked on, but hell…she deserved every last bit. Her children will be so proud of their mommy.

gypsy82

Hmm…cheap-ass, greasy-looking fake blond hair, tits hanging all over the place, random indecent exposure, drunk every night…

It’s official guys- Brit is the new TARA REID.

stasslovesDAS

What I am finding most hilarious about THIS whole situation, is that BLOHAN got in the car after BRITNEY, so she is sitting WHERE that nasty snail trail is AND BY THE LOOK ON HER FACE, she is very DISTURBED by the whole thing!!!!  HAAHAHAHAHAHAH.  Lindsay had to sit in cooch juice to make the news.  all time low!!!

Monicat

I think I see a FUPA.

Marvin

Kevin is probably saying “yo yo man, I got all up in dat”. Probably had to wear swimmers nose plugs to give her oral.

juliamichelle

YUCK. PUKE. DISGUSTING PIG.

WOW Britney keeps on disappointing me. I was extremly happy when she left K-Fed. I thought she would turn around and do something great with her life. Instead she turned the wrong way and became BFF with Parasite and shes just going completely down hill. I agree with Ms.Sleepy when she mentioned Kevin’s lawyers have enough proof of how unfit she is to have custody of the kids. I understand she wants to have fun after being pregant for 2 years….but do it with some class Britney, wear panties and don’t get so wasted!!!!! You have 2 kids under the age of 2 of christ sakes!! You know your fuck’d up when you look worse than Kevin….smarten up for your the sake of your kids @ least!!!!!!!!

TyraSkanks

She has hit a new LOW… Even Paristank is telling her to “close” her legs; maybe the smell was strong or something? Paris probably set her up for this and is laughing her butt off!

CoLoStOmY bAg

is anyone else sick of all the ads and pop ups on this site? it’s getting ridiculous

stasslovesDAS

“I gave birth for 2 1/2 years, and now i want to party”...........DA-YUM!!!!  gave birth for two years, eh?  i think thats a new record you stupid ditzy dumbass blonde bitch!!!

Sofistafunk Aristocrat

OH HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL NAAAAH!

This bitch don kaput my computer with her mangled meat…gay men..I feel u wen u say u scared of poosy..I feel uuuuuuuuuuuu!

phantomgrl

Bwahahahaha! This comeback is more entertaining than her first time around! Weeee!

Anyway, mark my words, she’ll get out of taking responsibility for this as with every other mistake in her life.  Her fans are already blaming photoshop for all this.  They even think the herpes rash is photoshopped in!

After all this, she’ll check into rehab, blame alcohol and drugs. Her fans will take the extra step and blame it all on Paris.  Then all five of her fans will forgive her and spread the Britney gospel again on the internets.  It’s so predictable.

-Britney gets trashy, blame Kevin.
-Britney endangers the life of her kid, blame the papparazzi.
-Britney is a mess, blame everyone else except poor little Bratney girl.

myopinionisplatinum

Where are all the britney fans on here who normally say nonsense like, “Britney Rules” and “She is smart”, or “Its a country thing, etc”. You morons are quitier then christmas mass. What a skank. She obviously is doing this for publicitiy. And I am sure there is a sex video out there of her. Hell, Paris might be making one now.

RIGHT FUCKIN HERE DUMBASS!

stasslovesDAS

figures^^^^^  one of a very few left…...  too bad she doesn’t look as good as your avatar anymore….......you should use a PIG instead.

stasslovesDAS

THANK YOU HWR for finally covering her shit up so i don’t have to see it with every scroll.  must have offended someone….i know my eyes were offended.  almost as bad as looking at tubgirl….

****in case you are wondering, my new avatar says “A girls best friend is her right hand”.

Diamond

OH! MY! LORD! WHAT IN THE HELL IS SHE THINKIN’? IS SHE EVEN THINKIN’ AT ALL? “OH I WAS PREGO FOR 2 1/2 YEARS, IT’S TIME TO PARTY!” BITCH, YOU DON’T HAVE THAT LUXURY ANYMORE…YOU’RE A MOTHER NOW (A PATHETIC ONE AT THAT), YOU NEED TO BE HOME WITH YOUR KIDS!

NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THAT MANGLED PUSSY ALL AROUND VEGAS, HOLLYWOOD, WHERE EVER! DAMN, SHE HAS RAZOR BUMPS FOR SURE! IT LOOKS ROUGH DOWN THERE…HER LIPS ARE ALL SAGGY…EWWWWWW! I CAN’T EVEN LOOK AT BRIT THE SAME AFTER I’VE SEEN HER COOCHIE. WHETHER SHE MAKES A COME BACK OR NOT…I SEEN HER MANGLED PUSSY AND I’M SICK…

Marvin

Sofistafunk you crack me the hell up!!!!  Did I ever tell you how much I love your hair???

Brittany is more of a skank than my Paris and Lindsay could ever be.  Someone said it right, Paris is totally laughing behind Brit’s back !  Paris and Lindsay do not like her, they are totally making fun of her !  I love it !

paulwalkerfan

Thats just nasty. I was one of the ones that was happy when she left Kevin because i thought she would get her life together. But every other day there is a new post about her being BFF with Paris and now she’s friends with Lindsay and showing off her thing too. Thats something we all don’t need to see. These girls need to learn some class and for starters wear some damn panties.

AgentHollywood

I don’t think her fans are no longer little kids and teens who wish they could be like her. Her new fans are whores and skanks who wanna show their cootches just like her. Nice publicity there brit.

I also wish I could do an interview with her. The first thing I would do is show her these pictures, then the other ones where she also flashed her cootch, and then all the other recent Paris pics where she has been exposed as the white trash skank she really is. Then I would ask her to explain herself while reminding her she’s not only a mother but also a role model for all those girls who used to look up to her a few years ago… And I wouldn’t let her get away with any lies or ludicrous excuses like that idiot Matt on NBC did… It would be some bloody good telly!

Sofistafunk Aristocrat

DITTO KASUME! I would screen those fotos on 50inch plasma screen…oh ohhhh, then my whole audience would been knocked the phuck out like epileptics by flashin strobe lights!

I also agree that Britney has become the new laughin stock amongst the ‘superficial clique’ aka. Parisites Crew. They r soooo gettin paid 2 babysit this mongrel. Po britney cant c it…what a damm shame..

Thanku Marvin…im like samson…my strength is in my hair!!!!

Didn’t Brit tell Matt Laurer in an interview that she wanted privacy?  But she’s showing us more than what we even ever wanted to know…...If I were her mom or sister or whatever, I would totally tell her how stupid she is for giving K-Fed some more ammunition and for embarrassing her family (children included).  How do you explain this to your sons when they are older?  “Sorry, mom was just fucked up at the time.”  “Do as I say and not as I do.”

DaisyFly

I think she’ll soon start dating Harry Morton…Lindsey Lohan’s ex.  Why not?  She’s already advertising for his restaurant chain.

Just curious, when did it become okay to flash your cooch in public?  I missed that memo.

uptowngirl

there’s nothing left to say—y’all have covered it. those coochie shots heinous. brit is heinous.

snail trails on the car seat—oh good lord help me—that car needs to be burned to the ground.

Marvin! I love ya—you never fail to crack me up completely!!!

Silicone

Eww is that the Caesarean scar?  Oh God

As someone who has had a major lesbian crush on Britney, this could’ve been the greatest thing ever but I’m rather disturbed & frightened at the sight.  How low her flaps swing

CoLoStOmY bAg

lol silicone, I’ve been sending this pic to every guy I know and one of them freaked out bec of the caesarean scar haha

Me thinks this was photoshopped.  Regardless, those pictures are nasty.  Yet, apparently all of us were intrigued and sick enough to click on the photos.

I agree Fluff_and_Fold


But Brit needs to cover up. And think on the lines of that she is going through a divorce and her behavior is not appropriate.

hey ladies, don’t get too excited over these pics. i know you all clicked on every single of them and enjoyed for your pleasure. for your information, if you go outside and party hard, you’ll find out there’re actually a lot of women with no undies.

Gag!! I cannot believe no one in her family is doing anything to halt this replusive behavior. I get dry heaves just looking at her, much less her nasty, red, corroded cooch. I showed my husband and he just laughed and said “she has great potential for a comeback, as a porn star maybe!”

wtjo

Holy sh*t!!!

♥lostinthestars♥

she’s trying to distract from her “outfit”.

drewboy1981

There’s nothin’ like a greasy quesadilla, hey y’all?

What a bunch of worthless whores. I’m not sure who I’m more disgusted at: that walking joke who can’t keep her legs crossed, or myself for wasting 5 minutes of my life staring at her sloppy venus mantrap.

Now I KNOW why I’m gay.

The paparazzi need to stop validating this kind of behavior by overexposing these classless sluts. Lindsay Lohan and Britney used to be cute, like little Skipper dolls. [And Britney was cute for a bout a day or two after ditching FedEx…now she is revealing her, well, true colors.)

They are all just whores. Paris leads the pack with her bad public behavior. What kind of role models are they to young women today? As they say, “water finds its own level”. Clearly that is the case with this trio.

Turn off your cameras, stop buying the magazines, and maybe they’ll all go away…

Pics of Britney’s muffin will be on the net for decades.  Obviously, I’m in the minority (straight male) but I rather enjoy seeing a shot of the muffin.  On the real, if a woman is dumb/slutty enough to wear a revealing outfit, I sure as hell am going to look and enjoy!  .

NothingToDoButLaugh

Something to show her Grandkids

like to see Britiny,s Pusssy,i think she has a pink pink pusssy and no body can aurgue her to show the pusssy,just see and enjoy….

she’s trying to distract from her “outfit”.

“WHOOOOO”,,WAY TO GO BRITINY BABY"Girl you sure do have a sweet looking pussy,no matter what they say,an if you ever need some one to give it some real good attention just let me know"ANY THING YOU LIKE I DO IT”,,,

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