When I saw these pics of Carrot Top (a comedian, sometimes actor and former spokesperson for 1-800-ATT commercials) all I can think about were those short guys at the gym who work out for hours each day. Maybe he got tired of all the red head jokes and decided to get his body in shape. I admit I'm impressed.
I wonder what was going through his mind in preparation for this big change.
I'll show everybody, I'm not some scrawny fool with out of control red hair! Ya, that's what I'll do. I'll discipline myself and focus on my main goal. Everyone will stop and ask, "Hey is that Carrot Top over there? WOW! He's ripped!"
I won't be the butt of the jokes anymore because I'll be too busy getting it on with the ladies.



I am sorry but Carrot Top looks a little scary to me. Remember the part in the silence of the lambs when Buffalo Bill stands in front of the mirror an admires himself while pretending to be a woman, I can totally picture him doing that!
Posted by
Pipani05 on 08/18 at 11:18 AM
UGGG Ripped or not he still grosses me out. Carrot Top…buy some underwear…I REALLY didn’t want to see your Carrot Bottom.
Posted by
me again on 08/18 at 12:11 PM
nooooooooooooo just no!
Posted by
cruella_deville on 08/18 at 12:59 PM
Well he’s always been pretty buff. I guess with the decline of his commercials he can put even MORE time into his body since he knows his face would never get him any.
Posted by
robibuni on 08/18 at 03:02 PM
It looks like he had some plastic surgery done on his face…or is that just me?
...ick
Posted by
Tiara on 08/18 at 05:22 PM
He was always very tight and lean. He should have just kept his original look. This is NOT a good look for him!
Posted by
BronzeGoddess on 08/18 at 06:43 PM
For some weird reason his face srtikes me as effeminate. And I’m sorry to say it, but he’d look a zillion times better if he cut that mop. It scares me in the “creepy pedophile ronald mcdonald” way.
Posted by
roni on 08/18 at 07:19 PM
His face is all weird looking because he’s obviously using steroids. What a freak!
Posted by
cruzin4u on 08/18 at 10:49 PM
I would like to see him cut his hair and wash that makeup off his face!! And please stop waxing your eyebrows and color them, YUCK.
Posted by
Jojo on 08/19 at 04:45 AM
Maybe he was a woman in the past, and pulling herself off as a man…. This is the year 2005 you know!! He (or she) is just so nasty!!!!!
Posted by
pinkice0502 on 08/19 at 05:52 AM
Looking hot wow check you out where are my eyes i drop them wow looking good.
Posted by
creamonmylips on 10/08 at 10:45 PM
I think I am going to have nightmares about that.
Posted by
asm1111 on 01/06 at 05:05 PM
Okay he needs to wash off the eyeliner, CUT HIS DAMN HAIR! color it brown….get a tan….freak
his stomach looks weird…too flat…ew….
Posted by
Aivlis on 02/03 at 05:55 PM
Holy Crap you got to be kidding me he look’s so freaking hot!i mean he did not look that good when he was skinny but now he’s is so ripped.I would love to have a piece of that in my bed im sorry if i am talking gross but man look at him!.Meow
Posted by
Alyssa Clendenen on 09/17 at 04:38 PM
I think Carrot Top is hot!!
Posted by
Jon on 10/21 at 10:06 PM
OMG Pull up your pants, Carrot Top!!!
Posted by
Askerred on 10/27 at 12:31 AM
Everyone here is so negative. I think the man is absolutely sexy. His hair is glorious!! He is funny as hell, and I hope to see one of his shows live sometime.
Posted by
Darcy Adsit on 11/05 at 06:15 AM
OK, he looks very guy! I don’t mind him working out, but what’s up with the eye make-up. He needs to cut the hair and take off the make-up.
Posted by
André on 11/08 at 01:43 PM
FREAKY UGLY GIRLY-GUY ON ROIDS!!!
Cut your hair, wash off the make-up and pull up
your pants, bleck makes me want to puke!
Posted by
Kiki on 11/10 at 10:47 PM
Well, opinions are like assholes…...
Posted by
Jon Norberg on 11/11 at 12:05 AM
Carrot Top really scares me. His woman face and that red hair and his gestures and his kind of being is too strange for me.
Posted by
Eddie Smith on 04/08 at 01:46 PM