Hollywood Rag

Thursday, August 18, 2005 • (21) Comments • Tags: Bodies ,Carrot Top ,Celebrity ,Humor

When I saw these pics of Carrot Top (a comedian, sometimes actor and former spokesperson for 1-800-ATT commercials) all I can think about were those short guys at the gym who work out for hours each day. Maybe he got tired of all the red head jokes and decided to get his body in shape. I admit I'm impressed.

I wonder what was going through his mind in preparation for this big change.

I'll show everybody, I'm not some scrawny fool with out of control red hair! Ya, that's what I'll do. I'll discipline myself and focus on my main goal. Everyone will stop and ask, "Hey is that Carrot Top over there? WOW! He's ripped!"

I won't be the butt of the jokes anymore because I'll be too busy getting it on with the ladies.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 08/18 at 08:18 AM

I am sorry but Carrot Top looks a little scary to me. Remember the part in the silence of the lambs when Buffalo Bill stands in front of the mirror an admires himself while pretending to be a woman, I can totally picture him doing that!

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 08/18 at 09:11 AM

UGGG Ripped or not he still grosses me out. Carrot Top…buy some underwear…I REALLY didn’t want to see your Carrot Bottom.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 08/18 at 09:59 AM

nooooooooooooo just no!

Posted by robibuni on 08/18 at 12:02 PM

Well he’s always been pretty buff. I guess with the decline of his commercials he can put even MORE time into his body since he knows his face would never get him any.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 08/18 at 02:22 PM

It looks like he had some plastic surgery done on his face…or is that just me?
...ick

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 08/18 at 03:43 PM

He was always very tight and lean. He should have just kept his original look. This is NOT a good look for him!

Posted by roni on 08/18 at 04:19 PM

For some weird reason his face srtikes me as effeminate. And I’m sorry to say it, but he’d look a zillion times better if he cut that mop. It scares me in the “creepy pedophile ronald mcdonald” way.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 08/18 at 07:49 PM

His face is all weird looking because he’s obviously using steroids. What a freak!

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 08/19 at 01:45 AM

I would like to see him cut his hair and wash that makeup off his face!! And please stop waxing your eyebrows and color them, YUCK.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 08/19 at 02:52 AM

Maybe he was a woman in the past, and pulling herself off as a man…. This is the year 2005 you know!! He (or she) is just so nasty!!!!!

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 10/08 at 07:45 PM

Looking hot wow check you out where are my eyes i drop them wow looking good.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 01/06 at 02:05 PM

I think I am going to have nightmares about that.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 02/03 at 02:55 PM

Okay he needs to wash off the eyeliner, CUT HIS DAMN HAIR! color it brown….get a tan….freak
his stomach looks weird…too flat…ew….

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 09/17 at 01:38 PM

Holy Crap you got to be kidding me he look’s so freaking hot!i mean he did not look that good when he was skinny but now he’s is so ripped.I would love to have a piece of that in my bed im sorry if i am talking gross but man look at him!.Meow

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 10/21 at 07:06 PM

I think Carrot Top is hot!!

Posted by Askerred on 10/26 at 09:31 PM

OMG Pull up your pants, Carrot Top!!!

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 11/05 at 03:15 AM

Everyone here is so negative. I think the man is absolutely sexy. His hair is glorious!! He is funny as hell, and I hope to see one of his shows live sometime.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 11/08 at 10:43 AM

OK, he looks very guy! I don’t mind him working out, but what’s up with the eye make-up. He needs to cut the hair and take off the make-up.

Posted by Kiki on 11/10 at 07:47 PM

FREAKY UGLY GIRLY-GUY ON ROIDS!!!

Cut your hair, wash off the make-up and pull up
your pants, bleck makes me want to puke!

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 11/10 at 09:05 PM

Well, opinions are like assholes…...