
I don’t know why b/c she’s normally the type of girl I would criticize, but for some reason I like Brooke! Maybe it’s b/c I’ve watched “Hogan Knows Best” a couple of times. Her dad rules!
Posted by
janicedickinson on 05/08 at 06:12 PM
I’ve watched it too and I miss the Osbornes. LOL. I know she’s young but she’s just so not a pretty girl by any means.
Posted by
pache on 05/08 at 06:14 PM
yeah I like that show too….and I know half you guys are hardcore anti-anorexia but I think she’s just a tad too chunky here.
Posted by
CoLoStOmY bAg on 05/08 at 06:54 PM
Me too janicedickinson!!! I love “Hogan Knows Best”. Hulk lays the rules down & he does not take no crap. I don’t know about the music of Brooke though. People are going to automatically compare her to Britney, Christina, Jessica, etc. But as long as Hulk Hogan is her dad, I think she is going to do fine without really sexing things up.
Posted by
sweetmisses121 on 05/08 at 07:16 PM
You must mean Britney, Christina, and Jessica all rolled into a large untalented blob.
Posted by
toonces on 05/08 at 07:19 PM
i really like brooke hogan and her family. she is built bigger, like her parents. i dont’ think its a matter of being chunky. i would prefer her style to be a little more like ciara’s…she needs a new wardrobe stylist but i like her a lot.
Posted by
please adopt not shop for pets on 05/08 at 07:20 PM
I like her. 
but if you look at the bottom half of 4th picture [peace sign] it looks like janet jackson or someone..haha. she needs a more even tan.
Posted by
CelebGossipWhore on 05/08 at 08:09 PM
She is in NO way like the fake bitches out there right now. Brooke has an awesome body, a natural dark tan (not airbrushed) and is a natural blonde beauty. I don’t think she’ll make it far in the music biz though, it’s too flooded right now.
Posted by
MiaAndrea on 05/08 at 08:41 PM
Normally, the Brooke type of chick would be annoying and tiresome, but the show saves her. (And as for her size, her curves are WAY hotter than any skinnier poptart.) Hogan Knows Best is much more entertaining than the Osbournes; watching Hollywood people act stupid, spoiled and out of it gets old after a while. At least Hogan raised his kids as if they weren’t even remotely famous. You can tell they’re not spoiled brats. It’s a good premise for the show, how strict he is, though it is a bit Joe Simpson creepy sometimes whenever Brooke has a guy come around and Hogans says stuff like, “He’s invading my territory”. Damn, i mean the girl’s 18! Let her have a boyfriend already!
I wonder if her dad freaked when/if he saw these pictures.
Posted by
dramadore on 05/08 at 08:49 PM
she is large and in charge, never thought she was pretty. she looks like a tranny, to masculine looking in the face & bod.
Posted by
Maximus on 05/08 at 08:55 PM
She looks like she is 30! I am not a fan of the Hogan Family trademark hair color. I think it is just too blond on her.
Posted by
juju1959 on 05/08 at 09:21 PM
i think she just wears too much makeup and her mom does too. but i really like their family, if it is as real as it appears on tv.
Posted by
please adopt not shop for pets on 05/08 at 09:26 PM
she looks like she’s working out.
Posted by
pin thin on 05/08 at 10:03 PM
Brooke Hogan is very manly looking.
Posted by
Tanya on 05/08 at 10:18 PM
I would nail her.
Posted by
Bostech2000 on 05/08 at 10:45 PM
She seems like a really nice girl, but there’s something about her I just don’t find attractive. It’s probably the cleft, but it’s not like she can help that. lol
Posted by
beautiful.disaster on 05/08 at 11:41 PM
Only thing I don’t find attractive is Hulk jumping into run while me and her are doing some moves from video.
Posted by
Bostech2000 on 05/09 at 12:33 AM
I don’t trust reality shows anymore since they script almost everything, according to sources. They have people act different just for scenes, editing, it’s crap now.
I like her body here, it’s not too skinny, built, and curvy. I hope she don’t get any smaller.
Posted by
AgentHollywood on 05/09 at 01:25 AM
It’s Hulk Hogan…in a sports bra. Scurry.
Posted by
DaisyFly on 05/09 at 03:57 AM
She’s ok, but I feel like she doesn’t want it. Like she wants to be a singer and it’s cool but she could take it or leave. There are so many people out there that live and breathe music and she’ll never really experience that “it was so worth it” feeling that you get after you face all that adversity because she never had to strive for it. I think she’ll come out and be semi-big for a while and then decides she wants to go to college or something.
Posted by
Kathryn on 05/09 at 06:04 AM
I think she’s pretty but I do agree with colostomybag, she is a little chunky here
Posted by
sparklezz314 on 05/09 at 09:45 AM
Chunky? bigger built? Guys, I wish I had time to work out to get a body like that!
Posted by
seratillas on 05/09 at 09:50 AM
Her abs could be tighter if she wants to be a pop star. She’s like 5’10” r 5’11” isn’t she?
Her mom & her are twins!
Posted by
myopinionisplatinum on 05/09 at 09:53 AM
she has curves she is not fat
Posted by
blondie on 05/09 at 10:08 AM
She’s 5’11 for christs sake, give her a break..she just has a naturally bigger body built. She’s a very sweet and cute girl. I agree tho she’d look better with a more natural look.
Posted by
debutante on 05/09 at 11:12 AM
yea blondie, her mom and her look EXACTLY alike. Whenever I watch the show I’m like, okay is that brooke or the mom? But, I think she could be SO much prettier if she just calmed down with the makeup. Why does she want to look like she’s 40?? And its sad when Brooke is all slutted up in one of her music acts and she’s like well, sex sells and her parents sit there like, yep. So sad!!
Posted by
robina on 05/09 at 11:14 AM
I would hardly call her chunky. I guess if she was going to be showing her midriff she could have focused on toning that area, but she still isn’t chunky.
Posted by
noneyabusiness on 05/09 at 12:01 PM
Wow the “music” biz must be desperate as hell. or having somewhat famous parents can get you anything. THIS is what we as a nation need to be rejecting. Man looking talentless teen hos getting any attention. why is this family rich and famous again? Its not beauty, talent or intellect. Oh. Thats right. Its the American hick need and desire to watch big ugly closeted gay bastards hit themselves and others liek neanderthals…......beautiful. The girl is a complete butterface. Looks like her dad and her ugly mom. Watch the movie Crybaby(an old johnny depp farce) there is a horrid looking bleached ‘female’ character named “hatchett” or something. Looks like Hulk Hogans girls.
Posted by
Shitney Beers on 05/09 at 12:40 PM
I see cellulite on keira knightleys legs in that pic.
Posted by
Shitney Beers on 05/09 at 12:43 PM
I thinkj she looks like the mirror image of her mom. She is not chinky, she just has a bigger frame. If she would tone down the makeup and not dress like she was a size 0 then she would be really cute.
Posted by
marydoll512 on 05/09 at 01:44 PM
she is blond but doesnt look like tori spelling.
she is totally not fat…
Posted by
moose on 05/09 at 09:13 PM
Okay Ms. Hogan I see with a little curve going on. She’s got a nice shape. And she doesn’t look like such a tranny this time around. She needs to stop playing in her mommy’s war paint and revel in the fact that she is only eighteen and still has great skin and will have it at least until she’s 25.
Posted by
Vita on 05/10 at 06:11 PM
*cough* britney clone *cough*
Posted by
flirty_girl15 on 05/13 at 05:35 AM
“The girl is a complete butterface.”
My thoughts exactly, she is far from beautiful, she is freagin ugly.
Posted by
Soccer Dude on 07/21 at 09:54 PM