The same artist that brought us a naked Britney Spears on a bearskin rug and a busty Hilary Clinton is back.

Via the museum's website:

Suri Cruise’s commissioned bronzed baby poop goes on display August 30th at Capla Kesting Fine Art in Brooklyn’s Williamsburg gallery district and will be offered on eBay with the proceeds to benefit the March Of Dimes.

Suri’s bronzed poop is purportedly cast from the excretion of her first solid meal. “Babies mostly breastfeed for the first four months, so a baby’s first meal of solid food may be a baby’s first meal at the dinner table,” said David Kesting, director of Capla Kesting Fine Art. “A bronzed cast of baby’s first poop can be a meaningful memento for the family.” Suri’s bronzed baby poop will be exhibited under a display case until the ebay auction ends, explains Kesting, but he admits they’ve commissioned artist Daniel Edwards to produce a limited edition plaster replica.

Casting of the baby poop with a bronze finish and mounted on a base that includes a brass plate engraved with baby Suri’s name, comes at a time when Tom Cruise is increasingly known for his eccentricity. Capla Kesting assures the trend for bronzing baby poop isn’t so eccentric and simply follows the popularity of the critically acclaimed children’s book, “Everybody Poops”.

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Two thoughts on this
A) this is so stupid
B) hard to judge the size by the photo, but DAMN, that’s one big-ass baby poop for a first solid meal. Did she supersize it?

Yah that is a big baby poop. Anyways this artist is really dumb, Hilary clinton? Suri poop? Britney Spears giving birth on a rug when she actually had a C section…

Poor Suri - I’d think that would be embarrassing when she grows up to know her poop was memorialized

ok first of all babies don’t shit that big and hard. second of all how da fuck they got suri’s shit but ain’t got her picture yet, and judgind (i may have spell that wrong) by the size of her shit this just proves that suri cruise is an alien I’ve always said it now we have proof cause there is no way a baby can shit that hard and big.

Oh geez.  What about baby’s first booger ?  Baby’s first barf ?

and wasn’t she born like 4 months ago why is she finaly taking her first poop on August 18 damn she is one constipated motherfucker.

maybe that’s why they don’t want to reveal suri’s true identity…maybe she’s an overgrown MAN!  only an adult could produce poop of this magnitude.

WTF!! This is crazy that is all i have to say.

This is perhaps the dumbest thing I have ever seen next to Shiloh Jolie Pitt being immortalized in wax. How in the fuck do they know what her shit looked like when we have yet to get one frickin pic of her. TomKat is full of shit(pun intended)

Gee…this artwork is a piece of shit…literally.

So Tom Cruise thinks that it’s okay for us to look at his baby’s crap but not okay for us to look at his baby’s face? I am way offended that he’s us her ass to kiss first and then wants to show her face later.

And that would be so embarassing for her when she gets older to know that some where in the world her feces is floating from museum to museum.

Are they fucking kidding me!  What the fuck is up with society!

this is a joke.  please tell me this is a joke.  i can’t believe our world has come to this.  unbelievable.

WTF!! This is a friggin’ joke right? This cant be ligit.  If it is then the world needs to end right NOW! Humanity has no hope if we have become this STUPID!!!!

this guy is so nuts and tastless that he is almost cool.

it’s so gross it’s punk

i mean first britney then hilary now a suri turd…and bronzed no less….cl-ASSY

UMMM holy shit…i thought babies don’t even have real turds for a long time, like isn’t it just runny junk for a while?  that looks like dogshit

That’s not suri’s poop…it’s tom’s shit.

What, did she do it on the floor? Even if they SCOOPED UP HER SHIT, and SENT it to this artist: “Dear artist dude, please cast my precious kitten’s shit for all the world to see,”... how’s it so perky and un-diaper squashed?

@ AentHollywood:

If it were Tom’s, that would have been a waaaaay bigger pile!

Now I can die.  I’ve seen it all.

Ok, this cannot be real. That is discusting.

This poor kid doesn’t stand a chance in hell. That’s quite a dump for a baby. If Tom wasn’t such a flaming asshole by hiding Katies (not his) baby this type of absurdity wouldn’t be happening. Congratulations Tom for making a joke out of a baby. Shame on you Katie for letting it happen.

Regardless of my initial comments, I believe it’s a joke and NOT really Suri’s crap. Seeing as the artist didn’t actually have Hillary or Britney model for him, why should we believe he actually snagged Suri’s first pile o’poo?

I’m inclined to agree with Moose on this one, he’s into doing “controversial” work (LOL@“it’s so gross it’s punk”) why not make a statement about the fervor the tabloids have over getting a shot of Suri? Let’s serve up bronzed poop to the masses! As an artist, he’s getting his name or at least his work out there (I can’t recall his name).

Besides, it actually seems like that kind of whack-job thing TomKat would do anyhow, creepy tool that he is.

Daniel Edwards needs to either get laid, get a life, or get both.

...or he needs to stop making statues.

This guy is a freak. There are REAL artists out there that need a break, and they are not grossly over-rated dillweeds sculpting shite.

Tom Cruise did this as a PR stunt too, probably using his own poop. What a f*ckhead. Is he going to dangle the baby over a balcony now? Who let these people procreate? Where are the laws that prevent psychotic twitchy midgets from impregnating glassy-eyed mutes?

hhaha you idiots! of course its not real! the first thing a baby eats/drinks for i dont know how long is mother’s milk haha how on earth can there be a solid sausage?! HAHA.

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