Jessica Simpson’s Crystal Clear Night Part 1
Wednesday, August 02, 2006 • (27) Comments • Tags: Bodies ,Candids ,Celebrity ,Fashion ,Jessica Simpson ,Restaurants
Jessica Simpson leaves The Ivy in a see thru ensemble on (07/31/06).

She's seems soooo wasted! Hmm, but she's driving....



At least she remembered the head lights.



X17

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  08/02  at  11:25 AM

She looks evil in the pics.
Where’s her lil bi*ch hairdresser when she needs him ?

This one’s career is on the downhill slide too, I predict (hope!).

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  08/02  at  11:31 AM

drinking and drive…wow…we knew she was the smart one

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  08/02  at  11:37 AM

Her nips are too small! They look discusting. She knew what she was doing with this one.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  08/02  at  11:40 AM

She probably wasn’t drinking. I’m sure she wouldn’t have been driving if she had been.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  08/02  at  12:05 PM

She’s gross. Her nips look fake, which only reiterates my claim that she’s secretly a dude!

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  08/02  at  12:29 PM

I’d rather look at small nipples than grapefruits with bullets anyday.  Her boobies are kind of hot.
Still hate the bitch though.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  08/02  at  12:38 PM

is she wearing clear plastic stripper heels? did her father buy them for her?

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  08/02  at  12:47 PM

Between knowing Nick has a new honey and little ugly sister trying to steamroll over her career, Jessica looks like shit!

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  08/02  at  12:58 PM

She looks like Chrissy from Three’s Company in the 1st photo.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  08/02  at  01:07 PM

SHE DRESSED THAT WAY FOR HER DAD

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  08/02  at  01:11 PM

Maybe she’s out to share a cell with Mel!  LOL!!!!

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  08/02  at  01:13 PM

Hahah ^ I have to admit she has some hot tits…real or not…..Too bad she has a pea sized brain and looks like shit….

Posted by yorky  on  08/02  at  02:23 PM

Shes lovely but always looks like a deer caught in headlights

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  08/02  at  02:49 PM

Ever hear of a BRA Jess?

There is no way a woman with boobs that big could go bralessin a dress like that w/o her boobs being fake…...or am I wrong?

Posted by myopinionisplatinum  on  08/02  at  03:21 PM

Well….does anyone else remember when they caught a nip slip awhile ago and she had great big brown nips???

Is this photoshopped or retouched at all?  Or was the last photo redone? 
Just curious.

Whatever the case ...She does have great boobies!

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  08/02  at  03:34 PM

Classy broad Sheesh!

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  08/02  at  03:47 PM

I don’t understand celebrities that drink and drive. Surely they can afford a limo and driver or at least a cab. There is no excuse for this. And why didn’t someone call the police and get her pulled over? If it’s good enough for Mel, it’s good enough for Jessie. The last picture made me lose my appetite.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  08/02  at  06:27 PM

Her boobs are defintly not fake.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  08/02  at  07:23 PM

who the hell said she was drinking?? youre all a bunch of jealous haters. she never has taken a bad picture. imo of course.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  08/02  at  08:03 PM

“never taken a bad picture?”

do you work for hick weekly, madamadam?