Jordan is Truly Outrageous
Tuesday, February 07, 2006 • (30) Comments • Tags: Celebrity ,Fashion ,Functions ,Jordan aka Katie Price
Jordan at a book signing in Cambridgeshire on Friday.

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Jordan at a previous book signing. I'm happy to see she removed the freaky wig from the top of her head.

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Jordan continues to amaze us with her outfit selections. Does this woman not have anything that resembles a Jem Doll outfit?

I highly doubt so.









Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  02/07  at  02:28 PM

wtf is wrong with this woman???? and what kind of doctor would put those canteloupes on such a skinny person?

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  02/07  at  02:29 PM

I see she is doing that long sock with a slip on, again

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  02/07  at  02:30 PM

she looks like a go-go dancer…a misplaced one

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  02/07  at  02:32 PM

I STILL HAVE NO IDEA WHO THIS IS. COULD SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME. AND BY THE WAY SHE/HE IS SCAREY.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  02/07  at  02:47 PM

like a hooker.she is pathetic.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  02/07  at  02:57 PM

not that I like her outfit, but this is a prime example of what I meant by - you need to have GOOD legs (not Britney thick thighs) to wear a short dress.  Nice legs.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  02/07  at  02:58 PM

Is it just me or is this thing missing an ass??? Who the hell is this anyway?

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  02/07  at  03:27 PM

So classy

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  02/07  at  03:30 PM

Um, some of her fans from the first pic. look like the living dead.  I would have thought people moronic enough to be a fan and buy her book would at least emulate her enough to get a tan or be bulemic. Show some initiative people!!! At least the heifer on the right went with the god-awful eyeshadow & $5 hooker coat.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  02/07  at  03:52 PM

I agree Janice—WTF?!?!

I am actually SPEECHLESS!! STUNNED!

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  02/07  at  04:01 PM

Are you kidding me? This is the most horrendous thing I’ve ever seen. Is her skirt made like that or did she cut it? It looks like it goes right through that pocket. I’ve see hookers and toddlers with better fashion sense than this woman.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  02/07  at  04:03 PM

I even googled this bitch and I still have NO IDEA who she is!

Really, who is she? A porn star?

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  02/07  at  04:27 PM

nah not a porn star, she’s a glamour model from the uk. married to a kinda c list pop star. reality shows etc.

Posted by yorky  on  02/07  at  04:28 PM

This chick must be big in Europe or somethin cuz she’s like on every celeb site and I’ve never even heard of her.  She should be in some kind of prison for that weave or wig or plastic who knows whatever it is she got on her head.  If your gonna get a weave at least get human hair, its so obvious its fake but synthetic hair come on.  I guess she aint sellin enough books?

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  02/07  at  04:41 PM

Katie Price, AKA “Jordan”.  she’s sort of the quivilant of pam anderson in the UK, but even more tacky and is on the cover of OK, and HELLO every other week.  Her husband, Peter Andre is a total C list singer as jemarie said.  The tackiest couple you have ever seen.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  02/07  at  04:42 PM

Oh and yes, she is English and fairly unknown here.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  02/07  at  04:55 PM

Oh Jordan…you are such a slave to fashion aren’t you?

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  02/07  at  08:01 PM

WTF is she wearing?  Does this woman own a mirror!?

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  02/07  at  08:22 PM

Those shoes & socks are hilarious. Not even on her worst day would Jem resemble Jordan. sorry.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  02/07  at  08:31 PM

who’s this plastic hootchie?