Kevin Federline chats on his cell while vacationing in Maui, Hawaii yesterday (03.02.06).



Britney Spears has splashed out £3 million on a plush Hawaiian love nest.

The pop babe fell in love with the waterfront mansion - which includes a pool and an outdoor Jacuzzi - during a recent trip to Maui, her favourite
Hawaiian island.

She reportedly hopes the idyllic home will be the perfect place for her and husband Kevin Federline - who have a four-month-old son, Sean Preston,
together - to rekindle their troubled romance.

A source is quoted in Britain's The Sun newspaper as saying: "Britney is really hoping this new home will be a family place.

"They have been on rocky ground for some time now and while Kev was away recording his album she decided she had to do something to make their
relationship work."

The insider added: "Brit told Kevin she had her heart set on a home in Maui.

It's one of her favourite places in the world.

"She's hoping it will bring some luck to their relationship. If you can't fall back in love on the golden beaches in Hawaii, then where can you?"



long thumb nail. ..

Is this their DREAM PAD? (gallery pics of the ocean front home)

Kevin Federline has much to laugh about.

What an incredible scuzz-bag!

K-Fed looks pregnant in that first pic. He is so gross.What was Brit thinking?... “My dream guy is a guy who’s current girl (Shar) is bout ready to pop with their SECOND kid.  That’s who I HAVE to marry and that HAS to be my baby’s daddy.” WTF!

Glassy-eyed skeezer.

Nice beer belly and wife-beater kevbo…gawd he’s sooooooo sexy

BLECH BLECH BLECH

His name should be Hurl because that’s what I wanna do every time I see a stupid picture of him. Wish people would quit taking his picture so he’d stop being everywhere he could just because he knows they’re gonna be there.

I know this is terrible..but i think he is incredibly sexy, especially wen he’s got his hair in cornrow…grrrrowww! C’mon now, the only reason u h8 him is cos u think he’s gold diggin off britney, but really…who gives two sh!ts about britney neway, serves are lard azz rite 4 being too fast! Luv u Kevin Fine-erline!!

No I pretty much would hate him Brit or no Brit.

He is sooo gross looking, blah. Check out the pinky ring too… how cool is that.

He’s gross, but so is his disgusting wife. And let me remind you that she chose him. No one held a gun to her head. He saw a golden opportunity and took it—a stupid, pathetic piece of trash with money who was willing to spend it on him. Can’t fault him for that.

God my arms are bigger than his punny twigs.  And that berr belly lol! Janicedickenson I agree with ya 100%

My theory?
She married Kevin to get back at everyone who made her have her 1st marriage annulled.

She really loved Jason Alexander and when she went and married him w/o a pre-nup, everyone around her had a hissy fit and made her have the marriage annulled.
Sooo….She said….

OH YEA??? WATCH THIS!

And went and married this thing.
It’s the only thing that makes sense in this whole freak show.
HAHA!!

Here’s a matchbook, Brit - burn the leech off!

This guy needs to fall in a hole somewhere never to be heard from again.
Where’s my shovel?

(K-Fed’s phone conversation)
“...Thats rizzay mah friend, I would love ta have some of thizzat mizzle-Maui wowie brought ta mah big, beautiful beachfront cribble as soon as you think you can cuz I’m fresh out! Whats tizzy mah friend? why yes, mah beautiful wife-el wiznill be gizzone fo` tha afternoon, so pleaze try ta come over W-H-to-tha-izzen tha hatin’ biznall -n- chain aint hizz-ear! oh n pleaze fizzy fizzy ta bring along any young,pretty hot bitchez ta swim in mah poo` n eat some food wit me! aight N-to-tha-izzow, ill rap ta you soon mah brotha! peace ta you . It dont stop till the wheels fall off!”

Or something…like that…I think…

It must be humiliating to be him.  I know I’m embarrassed for him. 

susiegrl - that was probably right on the money!  Very difficult to read - but right on I’m sure!! 

LOL susiegrl…fo rizzal my schizzal..bling :D

So THAT’s the secret to a long happy marriage - move around the world until you find the right city!  Instead of dumping my lying, cheating husband when I caught him in his underwear sleeping on a couch at his ex-girlfriend’s house shortly after getting back from Vegas where he made out with a porn starlet, we just should’ve moved!  Wish someone would’ve told me that sooner.

He looks like he would smell bad.

This guy makes me ill.

Looks like he’s trying to turn these papparazzi shots into a screen test.

interesting how he was in CA while she was in HI, then when she went to New Orleans he shows up in HI. funny timing that!

and “bring along any young,pretty hot bitchez ta swim in mah poo” that’s a great mental image LMAO!

I can’t wait until he overdoses or she kills him. There isn’t a possible way that she can come back with that thing for a husband. He toatally changed her but I am still a fan of Britney. I am glad she was younger when she chose him. But he’s gross. DIE KEVIN DIE!

Janicedickson is always so right on with her thoughts!I too agree on how disgusting his fat wife and how nasty he looks.One would think he would be holding the baby or making out with his fat ass wife in full view for the world to see,I guess he has been working real hard on that music thing he is doing and needs to relax!!! 

K-FED Poopoo-zao(on phone): Snort…snort “hahahahah you wont believe what I had the bitch doing last night. Beggin your man not to be chasin after Beyonce anymore….hahahahah she was on her knees and I told her maybe she could sk it if she lost the fat ass and picked those saggy tits off the ground….look what I have done to this used to be hot, used to be successful rich bitch…HAHAHAH dumb white hos….”

Oh Susiegrl, I’m still laughing, 20 minutes after reading your post!

I wish Britney would just leave him. Maybe if this idea doesn’t work she will. At least she’s trying hard.

Good theory celestialgoddess
She may have also married him because
She wasn’t in a relationship at that time when they met. He was a cool dancer. She liked him (the k-fed charm). So maybe she did want to get backa at all those people. Who knows, maybe she did love him. (hopefully not)

I think Britney married Kevin because:

-no eligible bachelor in Hollywood would have anything to do w/ her (beyond scoring once)
-Kevin’s look was similar to Justin (when they first met)
-Kevin can dance (similar to Justin)
-he doesn’t give a shit about her (women w/ self-esteem issues go after his kind)
-she was young, lonely, stupid and desperate
-she wanted to prove to everyone that she is an ‘adult’
-she wanted a baby
-she needed another way to get attention

Know what guys Brit Brit is Grown….so she says right, so f*ck it.

Rock On Kev’....spend all her money.

I keep hearin’ “Pimpin’ Ain’t Easy” but dayum P.I.M.P…...you makin’ the ‘homez’ out to be wrong ain’t ya?!?!?!!!

Britney married him because she lacks brain cells. She probably is not the sharpest tool in the shed. Same with Kevin.

This guy is such a loser, but I hope he spends her into bankruptcy.  That pre-nup isn’t going to hold up either, and anything given to him as a gift during the marriage is his to take.  He will claim that the house in Maui or Malibu was a gift as well as cars, jewelry, etc.

Luv the greasy, nasty, unbrushed, unwashed ponytail! Se-xy! Let’s all be glad that we don’t have to wake up to that effin loser every morning.

Ok so this is really retarded…You all have nothing better to do than talk sh*t about people that aren’t even PEOPLE in this world. They are celebs…they gave up their rights as humans when they decided to go into that profession. Who cares if Brit is fat? Who cares that Kev is on the phone? Who cares??????????????????? Why don’t you all start worring about your own lives? That’s what’s wrong with the world today. No one worries about their own lives and families…just about everything ELSE. shut the hell up and mind your own business….GEEEEEEEEEEZUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSS

“No one worries about their own lives”

You have just written a paragraph worrying about us.  Because we are on a FORUM, not a fansite, that is supposed to criticize and discuss celebrities.  So you’ve just worried about all of us, so ultimately you need to worry about your own business.