Lindsay Lohan smiles as she exits a restaurant in NYC on Tuesday (06/13/06).



Even a pototo sack would fit Lohan better.

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Lindsay Lohan: Madonna's Latest Prey

According to In Touch, Lindsay Lohan recently said she was "looking into Kabbalah," and now Madonna wants to sing a duet with the "Mean Girls" actress.

"Madonna’s giving Lindsay advice on her music career, and she wants to work on a film with Madonna, too!" a source tells the tabloid.

The source added that the two talk several times a week and are planning a "spiritual journey" once Madonna’s Confessions tour is over.

"They’re going to visit the Holy Land," the insider reveals.

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First Britney Spears and now Lindsay Lohan? It was reported recently that Madonna ended a friendship with Spears after the star quit studying the mystic religion.

I was a MADONNA fan back in the day….but now she just seems to be grasping on to these young starlets who are being trashy probably cuz she feels as if she invented the trashy sexed up pop star! 
Whatever….Madonna -  Be a MOM. Im sick of your yoga/leotard wearing ass!

oooookkkkkk….  Couldn’t care less, but I know that it appears miss Hohan has finally put on a little bit of weight, but is it just me or do her breasts seem to dramatically vary in size?  I know that putting on and loosing a bit of weight can affect your breast size, but hers flucuate a lot. Anyone else agree of have an explanation?

Christ, Madonna what are you doing??? I do like Madonna, but I’m losing so much respect for her for buddying up to these wannabe idiots like Britney and Blohan!

This outfit is a total disaster.

Madonna, stop wasting your time trying to convert vacuous trash.  You should have learned your lesson with Britney. Actually, please just stop with the Kabbalah recruiting mission.

noneyabusiness I was thinking the same thing, first she has boobs, then they disappear then they reappear, I can’t keep up I mean thats not natural or normal. Whatever Lindsay maybe one of yer fake tits will explode and keep you outta the spotlight for a while….. Keep on rockin the potato sack!

She looks awful. I’m obviously not a fan but the make-up??? And the bushy eyebrows?? Trash - trash - trash!

She quit studying Kabalalala?  Britney the neck cant even read.

Her eyebrows aren’t bushy. The overly plucked eyebrow is on its way out.
WTF is she wearing?

*rolls eyes

madonna, since she is no longer young or hot herself, is latching onto your starlets in an effort to rejuvenate herself…probably by sucking their blood.

and i have the same tank top lindsey has on…of course i would nenverpair it with a brow spandez sheathe designed to fit oprah winfrey.

this is soooo lame!!!  linday has put on some weight.. she is still ugly.  Madonna needs to stop trying to get this dumb young girls into kabbalah.  soo lame.

Doesn’t Madonna have children of her own to corrupt?

She’s starting to sound a little too ‘Mr. Pumpkin’ like to me- always after the youngsters.

She’s probably afraid TomCruz will get to these stars first and get their souls.

I thought the gold shiny thing was her bag! yeah like LOHAN is going to be any better!! Whats up with the religion freaks? why can’t they let people be? let them decide what they want to be not try to convert them!!! JENNA ELFMAN is a scientologist she went off on a newbie director who wore “scientology is gay” shirt and it had a picture of TC!! she was yelling at him saying he was offending her religion and asked if he raped babies!! fucking nutcase!! another story:she said “AIDS is a state of mind” motherfuckers just shut up already!!!

Madonna forgets to tell these little starlet/singers/whatevers that her religion also wants a big chunka change from them as well for letting them wear the little worth two cents red string on their teeny tiny wrists.

Madonna, go home, fix your marriage, and pick on your own little brats.

I think my 4 year old niece came up with the same outfit after digging around in her dress-up clothes bin—Her nails look better though.

Lohans eyebrows are too big.  They dont need to be Pam Anderson thin - just reshaped. And for Christsake man, choose face paint that MATCHES your skin tone!

Can someone please tell me what her appeal is?  I really want to know.  I just don’t get it.

I’m not buying it, the story OR the album w/hohan.

Madonna’s a freak.

I think Madonna’s a lesbian and likes fresh meat every now & again.  It would explain A LOT!

madonna is downright creepy.

myopinionisplatinum I agree with youre comment.  hat outfit is BAD…I guess she wants it to match her orange skin and filthy black nail polis.

I meant “her outfit is bad” and “nail polish”

i’m getting tired of celebrities meddling and peddling their religions off on one another and trying to indirectly to do to the public as well (i’m talking kabbalah and scientology).

fashionable or not, some people just look better with their brows thinned out.  isn’t that what should matter?

Damnit madonna stop preaching to these people about that religion and sit down. Just keep worrying about lourdes and rocco watching tv. And if you have to keep switching religions in the first place, maybe you shouldn’t belong to any and just be.

shes THE next britney!!!

fuller brows are in right now and she follows the trends.

she should just stop fighting her natural fair complection because she is a pretty girl.

i think it is mean to call her hohan, she isn’t that trasy except for the chipped nail polish

This isn’t true.

I wouldnt call her total trash, just in some desperate need of guidance and Madonna ain’t the one to do it!
She needs to chill on her sniffin and messin with older guys.  Shes only like 19.

Why in the hell is Madonna trying to convert these young bucks to Kabbalah? She is just holding on to youth with a firm grip. Mads, please act your age, work on your marriage, & sit your old ass down & raise your two young children. Lohan can’t sing worth a lick & my ears will bleed if she was to do a duet with Madonna, who also can’t sing

hahaha sweetmisses, I thought I was the only one who felt that way about Madge.

People lie about Mo’s conversion schemes, sorry to burst your bubbles.  People said that she was no longer friends with Debbie Mazar because she tried to convert her, and then Debbie showed up at an event.  The media exagerates.  Also, it’s the young ones because they are all like “I love Madonna, she’s my idol.” And Madonna tries to be supportive and not completely ruin their young minds.

madonna wants logan and i want logan to go away…..well i guess we all get what we want… right brittney?

WTF is she wearing?!

Uh Oh, looks like Crazy Ass Tom has a sister in Madonna. Together they will rule the world and destroy anyone who does not worship the red string-wearing Xanu.