Mariah Carey has help drinking some fluids while signing copies of her album The Emancipation of Mimi in London.
She also told fans that she no longer drives because she was “always too distracted returning the radio to another station and putting on lip gloss”.
Source: The Sun
that chick has an awfully crappy job…and i thought mine was horrible.
official job title, “straw holder to the stars.” straw holder expresses her dismay in pic 3
I wonder what would happen if she “accidently” spilled Ms Diva’s drink on her precious self. Would that be grounds for a bitch slap?
ohh and I also wonder what their signal is so she knows mama’s thirsty?
Honestly - that is one of the most pathetic things I’ve seen.
the utter lack of reality in these peoples lives is fascinating.
Looks like she has throat spray also in her hand to spray down Mistress’s throat if sore…
Jesus, you couldn’t pay me enough to do that shit - in front of a crowd of people no less.
what do you suppose she puts on resume when detailing her duties?
I find the idiot doing the job 100% more pathetic than Mariah.
Who the eff would take a job like that?
she wipes her ass too?
HA rachelles! I was gonna comment on how much her official ass-wiper makes.
Why, oh, WHY has Mimi’s face gotten so big??? I mean, her face is the size of a dinner plate now! Does Botox actually do that?
I hear her assistant also replaces Mariah’s batteries when they die. You knew she was a robot right?! I mean NO human could have the constant PERMA-grin or BROAD shoulders the size of an NFL football player!? That’s not really water she’s drinking…it’s WD-40 so her mouth won’t get rusty!(And the spray is for her skin…it’s paint and the color is"Fake-N-Bake” for the She-bot’s face so she keeps up the appearance of being real!(Duh!)
I think this is sooo cool. Mariah can do whatever she wants and if she wants this, and it satisfies her,then they just have to do it. Mariah, you are the best!!! I love you, ah, you’re great!! And I love what you are doing to the media. They just can’t get enough of you! Yes! ( Huge Mariah Fan, and I would do the same if in her place! )
This is why she is such a fat ass these days - she has everyone do everything for her. How pathetic.
the sad thing is that this women is WILLING to work for her, i mean Mariah hasn’t done anything wrong, she just happened to find a women who was stupid enough to sell her dignity to help her drink water. now that’s what i call a smooth operator…way to go mariah…
i need to find me some kind of grape feeder.
I have a love/hate relationship with Mariah sometimes I love her, with these pics I just wanna smack her fat cabbage patch doll lookin ass!
The second pic looks really awful. But you know if you think Mariah isd the ONLY one you are sooo wrong. JHO has always had an array of assistants one of them is a guy for getting her her favorite espresso drink AND STIRRING IT with her favorite add ins. The assistants are definitely worse than the so called divas(I hate using the word diva to describe overpiad, overfed losers).
she look so sweet and happy
The second pic makes Mariah Carey look like a boxer waiting for the next round to start.
shes rediculous…
Does she get dressed on her own? Take a bath on her own?? ohhh does someone feed her also?
The women who has that job is mariahs bitch lol.
See? This is what happens when you’ve had your fat ass kissed your entire friggin’ life like Mariah has. You end up being nothing more than a Hitler-esque exploiter of human beings. Mariah Carey is the most disgusting of all celebs - she makes Paris Hilton look like a Peace Corps volunteer. If I were her straw wench, I’d wreck Mariah’s life by slipping a little happy juice in her cup and letting her make a drunken fool of herself in public, so the “breakdown” rumors get started again. On second thought, Mariah doesn’t really need anyone’s help looking like a retard - just look at her outfits…
To copy Perez Hilton - “MOORIAH” really needs to cut the diva shit. she is an extremely talented woman who has perfomed some of the most magnificent songs, but when she needs someone to help her drink out of a straw, it makes her look like spoiled, incompetent fool. i hope she is drinking something diet or water - she can’t afford to get any heftier. and i wonder if she has yet another pathetic slave to wipe her ass too??
LMAO!
i’m a regular woman and it’s pretty damn easy to put on lipstick or change a station while driving. wtf is mariah’s problem that she can’t do it, mega-ADD or something? maybe her car didn’t have a big enough mirror to fit her chipmunk cheeked face in for re-application? she should just fess up and admit she’s rather be driven around than drive…i would!
i wonder how much that woman gets paid to put that straw to mariah’s lips. i’m depressed by the thought it may well be more than i make at my real job LOL!
Is it me or does Mariah resembles Yoda on the second pic? Ok maybe Yoda in drag.
That’s funny - that lady who’s helping Mariah drink from a straw looks so disturbed.
That would be a very disturbing job.
The straw lady is trying to figure out how to break the news to her friends what she REALLY does for a living… she realized her true occupation was caught on camera for everyone to see.
Mariah can do things for herself. If she couldn’t she wouldn’t be famous. Mariah is just fine. she probably asked the woman to get her a drink and the woman put it in her mouth without noticing. This is the first time you have seen Mariah has been seen doing that.
GreatestMariahFan - did someone hit you upside the head with a dumbass stick or were you just born that naive?
I’d be so ashamed if i were mariah… treating another human like that…
I’d be more ashamed if i were the drink holder lady, her rep. is gone…
I was born naive? Got anything better? Did someone hit you with a bullshit stick? Like I said how do you know the Mariah’s hands were full or the woman asked her to get it and she just stuck it towards her mouth and she just opened? That’s what assistants are for. Mariah’s not the only one. BlueSavannah do you know how stupid youuuuu sound? Like bullshit. The woman got the drink on her own. Mariah could be paying her so much that she’ll do anything she asks. Doing what they ask, is in the requirements for an assistant. Dah.
Mariah looks happy, and if this is what floats her boat, than so be it! I see nothing wrong!
She’s been a total diva. A few years ago when she was filming her lame Loverboy video at an LA race track, an assistant brought her a drink in a styrofoam cup and Mariah knocked it down. She doesn’t drink out of styrofoam apparently. WTF does she think she qualifies to drink out of the holy grail or something? Mimi needs to change her name to MooMoo.
damn she is lucky. i wish i could lve like that ....well she deserves it anyways… but i am still not jealous…no ...never.
Mariah is rich and famous because of her talent! Not because of pornos or how many guys she can fukk in a year. And seriously, who would take a job like that? It’s humiliating!
