Bai Ling and Carmen Electra



Carmen and Pamela Anderson (wine?)



Mischa Barton and Nicole Richie



Nicole and Alyssa Milano and Macy Gray



Paris with Ozzy Osbourne and Pamela Anderson

Ha Ha…that picture of Mischa and Nicole…

MISCHA :“God Nicole..I’m soooo hungry..just one cracker with cavier won’t hurt.”

NICOLE:  “Just hang in ther Mischa…you can resist temptation.”

And Nicole to Alyssa:

“God Alyssa, can you believe that Mischa was going to eat a cracker…with cavier…she’s already a fat ass!!!”

ALYSSA:  “No!!! Let’s break out the muzzle…it’s for her own good!!”

as much as i dont like carmen electra i have to admit she looked hot at the oscars…linday looked like she did in mean girls during the costume party A WRECK..pam anderson & paris hilton…new sex tape?? -shakes head-

HoHan needs to go away. And I know I’m going to get a loooot of flack for this, but I think Paris looks really good here!

Alyssa looks pissed (even has her fist clenched) in that one pic and Pam looks completely wasted!  hahaha

Nicole looks like a skeleton next to Macy Gray… and Macy isn’t even fat!!

Well, Janice, I must agree with you. Just a little bit! Paris looks much better now, than what she did on her “birthday party”-pics. Maybe it’s her dress, but I can’t see that “pregnant” belly so clearly anymore.

I’m sure that “pregnant” belly was due to Paris not getting her weekly or daily colonics treatments…

Pam has no class.  Can’t see her big fake breast anymore.  She needs a breast reduction! To button up her dress!  And she needs to change her ugly make up!  She should look well at her friend Carmen who dress really with taste.Her make up touch her ugly nose!! You should check at hollywood tuna, we can see her tape!

Bai Ling- looks not trashy in the pic, but I don’t get the straigh across bang.
Carmen- looks good, even though I don’t really care for her.
Pamela- cover those big boys. I do not want to see them.
Nicole Richie and Mischa Barton- looking bonier as ever. The true effect of their thinness cannot be highlighted when they are standing by themselves.  They need to stand next to normal sized people, to show how emaciated they are.  They do look chic, though.
Paris- eh.

They passed the time Jon Stewart was on camera by taking turns hoisting Nicole in the air and giving their own acceptance speeches.

I think Nicole is just adorable and you can tell Paris and Pam are touching their nipples together on purpose.

Paris no matter how much you try to tilt your ugly face & head, we can still see you big fish hook nose.  And Paris’s “blue” eyes are about as real as Pamela Andersons tits. Paris HIlton: the BROWN eyed buttaface.

good lord, what is wrong with Pamela’s tits?!?!

Nicole Richie makes Posh SPice look like Roseanne.

Is that Helena Christensen (90s supermodel, infamous ‘wicked game’ co-star) with La Lohan?  Still a stunning beauty.

Pam is the most stupid bitch around…she isn’t allowed to drink yet she does ALL the time.

I love that picture of Nicole and Macy Gray. Macy is so scared to touch her because she might break nicole…so she does so with one finger!

i see a double chin on pam in one of these pics,and whats up with all these stick figures?its a HO-DOWN!!!

Like, OMG, I feel like I might be getting like bird flu or something. Like is it my dress? Maybe, like that’s why they call me like ‘Parasite’, wow, cool.