After leaving club Hyde in L.A with her good friend Caroline D'Amore, Paris Hilton pumped out her new jam "Stars Are Blind" for the paparazzi before driving off.


TMZ

Meanwhile, Paris reportedly ordered her helicopter pilot to make an emergency landing on a German farm - so she could use the toilet.

The 'Pledge This' actress was said to be touring the European country when she made the surprise request. Paris even got her security to stop the family from entering their own bathroom so she could relieve herself in peace.

A source told Britain's More magazine: "She gave the farmer a bit of a shock. Her bouncers even blocked the farm door so the family couldn't go inside their own house while she was using the loo."

The 'House of Wax' star then allegedly spent another ten minutes on the startled farmer's porch, so she could smoke a cigarette.

The unnamed farmer said: "She was cold as a fish, and cursed about the weather."

well duh we all know that world revolves around Paris right? God I wish she would disappear already….forever…shouldn’t she be dying of an STD yet?

And he forgot - She smells like Fish too!
AIDS infested bimbo~

Haha, she pumps up her song and moves to it like it’s the shit.  She can’t even dance! With all the partying that she does, you’d think she’d develop some rhythm but no. Plus, anyone can sound better with the help of studio equipment.  I read somewhere that she stole that beat from UB40 or some part of a UB40 song.  Anyway, I really, really hate this hobag.

I can’t believe she blasted her piece of shit song like it and she was all that. lol paris please settle down on a farm somewhere and chill you look dumber everyday.

They made fun of this on the radio.  They said she told them to keep the helicopter on so that they dont hear her..lol

What a f-ing Bitch!  Who the hell is she to think she can invade someone’s private residence and do whatever she wants there!  It amazes me how self-centered she is.

sorry it should read “who the hell does she think she is” —proof reading helps sometimes

um, isn’t barging into someone’s house univited called “trespassing?” good god, t his bitch has the biggest sense of entitlement EVER. honestly, aren’t her parents terribly ashamed of her. she’s the most disgusting celeb of all time and i sincerely hope someone kills her slutty ass!

With such examples as this overrated bitch it’s no wonder they still call us the Ugly American overseas.

She is beyond belief.

is it just me or does her song sound exactly like she copied gwen stefani? the vocals, the semi-reggae beat…. of course she can’t come up with her own style. and if i was that farmer, i would have got out my shotgun and told her no trespassing… lol

I have been reading your comments for so long and have never been compelled to register and comment myself until now. I wish she would land on MY property and refuse her use of my bathroom, call the police, and/or embarrass her and call the paparazzi. And no, her daddy couldn’t pay me enough.

I’d like to see her or her security thugs try to get into my house.  They would meet up with the 22, or one of the very powerful handguns we keep in the gun cabinet. I’d blow that hook right off her nose.
There is no way I would let her in my home, that farmer was an idiot for letting her in in the first place.

She didn’t even say “thank you” ?!?  What a spoiled ass hoe.  I can’t beleive the people who work for her.  Have they NO self respect?

She looks as ridiculous as K-Fug did rocking out to his “Poppozao” LOL This bitch is Full of herself and crap!

yes what a frikin bitch I hope she meets her maker and gets locked tite and never gets out of there. what a tasteless, self regarding, regressive, no good lower plane lifeform. hope that farmer can sue her someday!!!

I would never let her into my house and I cannot belive she thinks she can do whatever she wants. the biggest bitch in the world!!

Wow she actually eats enough to make poo?  Amazing.

I wonder was her woo woo burning when she had to pee-pee? She has no decency & shame. And is anyone really turning up their radio when her God-awful piece of crap song comes on?

Sorry guys, but I find this story hard to believe.

LOL MiaAndrea

This story cant be true?  Her helicopter lands on private property and orders the man out of his house?  And in Germany?  And how does her security order someone from entering their own home?

evidently the pilot knows the farmer I just read, he knew he flying over his friends farm, so he thougt it was ok to land there,they are friends,and the farmer let her in as a favor to his friend the pilot.  Nobody ordered him out of his own home, he let her in on his own, now he is going to auction off the toilet seat, and split the funds with his pilot friend.  good for him, make some dough while you can, who would want to sit on the same toilet seat that beaked nosed herpes infected paris hilton sat on anyway?  sell it, some idiot will buy it.

i think everybody should boycott using Hilton lodging facilities for their summer vacationing.  Hit this family where it hurts—their pocketbook!

Honestly, does everyone believe everythign they read?  I don’t really believe this story at all.  I am not like some big paris fan, its just that the story seems a little far fetched.  Stop being so gullible everyone!

Yeah this one is probly as true as Britney handed over a poo-diaper to a Victorias Secrets employee.  With all the security measures taken with flying now-a-days wouldn’t they need clearance to land first?

YES - BOYCOTT HILTON HOTELS ALTOGETHER.
I Agree!!!
I have done that since I started hating this twit!

Paris must be running really low on ideas for stories to “leak” to the press.
Does she really think anyone believes this stuff?

Mia, I believe the Visctorias Secret story. Spears is 100% trailer trash. She doesnt even put a bathing suit on your kid at Public beach. And before you comment..how that doesnt mean anything. Look who her husband is.  LOL.

great, now the toilet has herpes

It’s as if she has a list of things to do to prove she’s nothing but a spoiled, selfish _unt.  I think she has two more things left and she’ll officially receive the title of Satan: Steal candy from a baby and sleep with Corey Feldman.

ok paris, you’ve done it again…. god, if only *i* could be you.  you’re so cool, no, really, i mean it.  you’re so cool, like, i think you might even the coolest person ever.  and i’m not even exaggerating. 

i could never be that cool… next time i eat at mcdonalds, i’m so totally going to call the guy who hands me my food “sexy” and blow him kisses.  that would be soooo cool.

oh wait, i mean hot.  that would be sooo hot.  yeah… i want my life to be a constant attention seaking party just like yours, paris…  i can only dream…

((what did her parents do to her?  she is socially fucking stunted)) 

*ok, i’m done *

WTF? that story makes no sence at all.

Look you guys if any of you had the bacteria a-brewing in your netherly regions that she does, you too would go to extreme measures to pee. It probably feels like a knife when any fluid hits her bladder.
Her poor blistered bladder. Y’all have no heart.

This story has been blown up.

So what I used the bathroom at some farmers house and had to have them wait outside my house i mean the farmers house. Big deal. They should be honored that I am even in that country whereever it is. My music rocks I am going to be the next big thing you will all see.  I am the hottest girl in the world and you are just jealous.

If you are the real Paris Hilton, then I would be embarrassed.  Heiress my ass, you don’t have shit. “New Money”, is more like it.  Look up the definition of vacuous and you will see your picture next to it. BTW, your music sucks.
Vacuous: adj. 1. Having no contents; containing no matter; empty. 2. Lacking intelligence; blank.  3. Idle; unoccupied.  Please do the world a favor and get lost.

I wish she’d try that in one of the major cities in the states,,  namely NY, namely MY crib. She’d get put in her place FASSSSTTTTT and would have nightmares for years!

ok can we say spoiled….and what the fuck makes u think u r hot, or that ppl r jealous of u.!!!PLEASE!!!! (rolls her eyes)  As far as i no no one wants to be a STD VENDING MACHINE.