Paris Hilton’s Pet Monkey Attacks
Tuesday, November 15, 2005 • (27) Comments • Tags: Boyfriends ,Celebrity ,Couples ,Kelly Osbourne ,Music ,Paris Hilton ,Stavros Niarchos
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(According to Page Six her new pet is a monkey, but looks more like a kinkajou)

Paris Hilton's new pet monkey (kinkajou?), Baby Luv went bananas on her when she took him along on a $4,000 lingerie shopping spree that including a bullwhip, bras and panties at the Agent Provacateur shop in Las Vegas on Saturday. Paris Hilton had to attach his leash to a cabinet after Baby Luv clawed and bit her face apon arriving to the store.

Later that night at Kelly Osbourne's birthday party Baby Luv escaped and delayed the Agent Provacateur hosted part for a good 20 minutes before the crazy monkey was contained.

Then when the party moved upstairs to Paris & Stavros' suite at the Hard Rock Hotel all hell broke loose.

Via Perez Hilton:

Things got so out of control, that those wild and crazy kids somehow broke a sprinkler sometime early Sunday morning, flooding several hotel rooms, causing the fire alarms to go off and evacuations!!

Stavros was seen shirtless and with white feathers in his hair, while his bodyguard told Hard Rock supervisors, "Why are you so upset? It's all going to be paid for," according to one report.

At least four rooms suffered water damage, and Stav could be slapped with a bill worth more than $100,000 for damages. The boy billionaire allegedly had to call his father to get the credit card charge OK'd.

After Stavros' latest 'incident,' Paris was overheard telling Kelly Osbourne, "I don't want them (the Hard Rock) to think I bring in people who do this stuff."


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Paris Hilton receives her very own pink $250,000 Beverly Hills Chopper for simply being Paris in Beverly Hills.

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Source: Page Six

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  11/15  at  11:54 AM

I’m really beginning to hate The Giant.  First, he pays some poor homeless guy $100 to dump a drink on himself while all his goons laugh.  Then, he trashes a hotel room like he thinks he’s a rock star.  Spoiled little f*cker.  I guess money can’t buy class.

I hope the monkey/kinkagu claws out her lazy eye.

Posted by teelc  on  11/15  at  12:25 PM

This is the kind of wild animal that was not meant to be held in captivity and put on a leash !  Paris on the other hand . . .

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  11/15  at  12:29 PM

Oh my God, how cute is this little piece of love!!!!!!????!!!!

I WANT IT, GIVE IT TO ME BITCH, BEFORE YOU DUMP IT LIKE YOUR DOG!!!

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  11/15  at  12:36 PM

There’s something about this little beast attacking its owner that makes me smile.  Why does she have to bring her pets everywhere?  Doesn’t that eye draw enough attention???

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  11/15  at  12:40 PM

That is an adorable monkey/kinkajou. But Paris Hilton is not responsible enough to own an exotic pet. They need a lot of attention, and they’re not going to get it from their attention-grabbing whore of an owner! This is the same girl who wanted to dump Tinkerbell because she was too big. Sheesh!

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  11/15  at  12:55 PM

“I hope the monkey/kinkagu claws out her lazy eye.”

Me too, Meeeow!

Wouldn’t that be poetic justice? lol

I understand Stav aka Staf (as in infection) has never worked and never will have to work but I still say only a BRAIN DEAD BIMBO would date a boy who has to call his daddy to bail him out financially. 

A woman with common sense and self-respect wouldn’t put up with that crap.

A woman with common sense and self-respect would be embarassed to date such a clueless dolt, no matter how much money his mommy and daddy might have.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  11/15  at  12:56 PM

the only animal that she should be allowed to drag along is that neanderthal idiot that poses as her boyfriend.  he’s such a disgrace to the rest of civilization

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  11/15  at  01:02 PM

A woman with common sense and self respect wouldn’t walk around the mall with a monkey on her shoulder

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  11/15  at  01:03 PM

oh good lord. i hope this doesn’t mean we are going to see a bunch of celebrities running around with kinkajou’s now.  Seems like when she first had tinkerbell, all of a sudden EVERYONE had a tiny little dog they had to carry around with them.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  11/15  at  01:05 PM

The Federlines can’t be far behind…

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  11/15  at  01:07 PM

hey, doesn’t Stavros look like Brendan Fraser’s character, in Encino Man??? Ha ha that’s too funny.. Stavros has the brains and looks to match!

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  11/15  at  01:26 PM

I think Encino Man was smarter and had better hair.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  11/15  at  01:50 PM

Aww what a cute litte monkey (?) I love Paris. She would have that as a pet.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  11/15  at  02:09 PM

paris actually looks really cute in these pics (please forgive me ya’ll).  the first two look like they could be print ads.

as for that damn kinkonkoo or whatever it is, it’s a wild animal.  now people will be running around w. them and letting then run free into the animal population once they’re tired of them.  is anyone thinking of the ecosystem?  oh, not paris, she’s allowing a koknooo to shit on her head and shoulders.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  11/15  at  02:12 PM

“Being nocturnal, Kinkajous are primarily active at night, with peak activity between about 7:00pm and midnight, and again an hour before dawn”.

Sounds like she found a pet just like herself.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  11/15  at  02:18 PM

“Baby Luv clawed and bit her face apon arriving to the store.”

well who wouldn’t want a pet like that LOL!

also, i think paris is gonna dump stavros soon once she gets sick of his trashing everything in site. i heard he got in a SECOND car wreck this past weekend, this time crashing paris’s range rover. she needs to quit letting that freak drive.

i don’t recall him crashing cars or trahsing hotel rooms when he was with mary-kate. paris must be rubbing off on him or mary kate didn’t put up with that stupid crap. his parents should cut him off or something since he’s obviously out of control.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  11/15  at  02:30 PM

<sigh>, This girl got rid of tinkerbell b/c it was too big and now she can’t control a monkey. I think she needs to stay away from animals period! She doesn’t love them (unless they pose for pictures) and they don’t love her (attacked in a lingerie store) rolleyes

Maybe she should stick to dating Greek heirs who will dump her once they see “one night in paris”.Or posing for pictures while flashing her fake jewels.

Better yet, just stick what she knows best…hanging out with her drunk spoiled friends taking up valuable air! cool mad

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  11/15  at  04:09 PM

Its quite sad cause when she gets sick of him she will just leave him at home with her mom, while she whore’s it up everynight in the nightclubs! She doesnt deserve animals she only gets them to start trends!

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  11/15  at  11:36 PM

r u sure the pet is da kinkajou????
shuldn’t be dat boifreind of herrzz?? or herr???

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  11/16  at  12:06 AM

Notice how you see her with these new animals like one time and never see ‘em again (except tinkerbell) ? Ya think she loses sight of them w/ that lazy eye? lol