Rosie O'Donnell still thinks Tom Cruise is "dreamy" but thinks her former crush may need a reality check.

At a cancer benefit in NYC on May 8th the outspoken star joked: "He needs to go to celebrity detox! Other celebrities will help him submerge into the real world. We'll take him to the mall, to the movie theater, make him stand in lines. No assistants or cell phones allowed. He'll breathe. Just breathe."

Although the world has yet to see Tom and Katie's baby Suri, nothing is stopping the Mission Impossible star from talking about his bundle of joy.

He said: "She looks just like Katie. She's beautiful, and she is really good. I am amazed how little she cries."

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How the hell would he know how much she cries?  They’re not around her.  He’s a sick sick bastard and Katie’s just as sick.  And, who is Rosie to give advice?

“I am amazed how little she cries.”

hey, she KNOWS better!

“I am amazed how little she cries.”

Is he talking about Suri or Katie?

(regarding Suri) “I am amazed how little she cries.”

That’s because they take her batteries out when she’s not needed for a PR event!

He is just sickening.

noneya…probably both, since it’s in the same sentence describing how much Suri is like Katie

He said: “She looks just like Katie. She’s beautiful, and she is really good. I am amazed how little she cries.”

Of course… all those electric shocks she gets in her daily auditing is bound to take effect sometime, right?

LOL Damaris & noneyabusiness!!!
WOW - I guess the silent birth worked since Suri never needs to cry.  So the rest of human existence is wrong and Tom Cruise was right.  We should ALL become scientologists now - Oh wait, I’m not a millionaire!

Is the real reason we are not seeing Suri because “she looks just like Katie” (a collective sigh of relief at the Cruise Compound) and not a damn thing like Tom - because - after all, he’s not the true father/sperm donor to this child?? 

The baby could really resemble whoever donated their sperm for this PR event that never seems to end.

Yeah, maybe they are still searching for a baby that looks likd both of them so they can buy it, brainwash it, and turn it into a child of Scientology.

Now although I can’t stand Rosie, I have to agree with what she said about Crazy Tom. He does need a dose of reality & accept that he is a gay man trapped in the closet. He has barely seen Suri since she has been born & I agree with vtgal, I don’t think he is the biological father of Suri & thank God she took after her mother who I think is crazy too

Kanye is the bio dad.  The reason we haven’t seen Suri yet is that they haven’t finished bleaching her.

Why would ANYONE believe that Cruise is the father?  He was married to Mimi Rogers for quite a while….no pregnancies…he blamed her and dumped her.  He’s married to Nicole Kidman for what, like 10 years?  No bio kids.  Now all of a sudden he has sperm or can get a stiffy for a chick?  Puleeze!

Anyone else see this on Defamer?  LMAO!

Anatomy Of A Fake Pregnancy: Katie Holmes’ Stretch Marks

America’s Most Suspicious Couple has taken the next step in trying to convince the world that Katie Holmes that the Miracle Baby actually spent some quality time in her reproductive system. It’s been exactly a month since the little bundle of maternal imprisonment arrived, and while we still have no photographic evidence of the infant, we’ve now been treated to the sight of Holmes’ suddenly curvy postpartum figure and these new, completely accidental candid photos of what appear to be stretch marks. The conspiracy-minded might leap to the conclusion that this is some sort of false stomach constructed by Hollywood’s most talented latex effects artists, but we think they favored a more low-tech approach, wherein Holmes laid bare belly-down on a shag carpet for the two hours before their latest, Suri-less foray into public.

Oh, these comments!  You guys are killing me!

Wait… he said the baby looks like “Katie”? I thought “Katie” was verboten, considering that he’s announced her official name was KATE now that she’s a child-bearing woman and all…

I’m amazed at how little she cries…that baby is drugged with some kind of scientologist mixture so it won’t notice that the parents aren’t around.

Personally, if I was drinking corn syrup, barley whatever, and whole milk at one month old I would be bawling my head off!!

That baby is probly not crying cause she knows if she does she’ll have to deal with scientology “audits” or whatever the fuck its called to release the inner aliens!

she doesn’t cry because she is really a stuffed animal from the toy store.

Suri doesn’t cry because she has already figured out that crying doesn’t help Scientologists believe if you goto a crying baby it “weakens” them.  A hard lesson for a newborn to learn.
It’s all bullshit and I hate them all.

rosie is gross. And how would she know about “celeb detox”. Has she waited in any lines or left her cell or assistants behind? Please. As for Tom, I think his MAIN problem is that he is a chronic liar. How the hell would he know how often his baby cries?

fifi, i guess you’ve never been in a sexual relationship. Nothing, bad, i think you’re still a baby.
let me explain you something (you can ask your bio teacher after):
Sometimes, men, they don’t want kids right away.
That was Tom’s case with the old and idiot bitch Mimi.
Nicole, is frigid, don’t like sex and didn’t want kids, if she could have some.

Tom fucked and fuck, thanks for him, now he get to have a willing woman to not be a carrerist and want to create a lovely family.

I think Tom fuck you all, too. Be glad, he’s hot.

weeee looooooove TOM CRUISEEEEEEEEEE
tom is the man tom is the goddess tom is the king
we love tom cruise

liberty is mentally challenged…...lol that was the funniest bunch of nonsense to read, liberty

Another comment from the peanut gallery. I’m not going far to say I’m going to defend CAT, because there is no way I would, should, or could but she needs to STFP! For years she gushed about how much she loved him and wanted to marry him and so on and so forth, and now that’s finally come about being gay with her twenty children and wife (so weird to say that) she’s going to tell us like it is about Crazy Ass Tom! Even though she is competely right, she needs to shut the hell up.

If Naomi hasn’t popped her belly with her Manolos yet, then roll her down the hill tied up and let her starve.

As for Tom, he always renders me speechless. Absolutely speechless.

conte, smell your finger