Stephen Dorff Wants To Be Your Teddy Bear
Thursday, August 17, 2006 • (24) Comments • Tags: Celebrity ,Movies ,News
Stephen Dorff sees himself as a lonely teddy bear.

The 'Blade' actor - who was rumoured to be dating British pop singer Sarah
Harding - has admitted he hates being a bachelor and is feeling very
neglected at the moment.

He said: "Right now I'm single and I admit I'm lonely. I see myself as a
teddy bear who needs to be cuddled. But it's impossible to keep a
relationship going at this stage partly because of the work I do."

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Meanwhile, Dorff has revealed he was once caught having sex with an
ex-girlfriend - by her father.

The actor was left red-faced after his former lover's angry dad caught them
in a compromising position.

He recently confessed: "I was I the middle of a situation with his daughter
in his house. I got up and locked myself in her bathroom for four hours."

Earlier this summer, Dorff had an altercation with Jeremy Piven while waiting in
line for the bathroom.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  08/17  at  10:00 AM

Stephen who?

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  08/17  at  10:06 AM

***  sound of a pin dropping as we all try to figure out who this guy is ...  ***

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  08/17  at  10:08 AM

?????????  Uh okay…you see yourself as a stuffed animal. That’s nice.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  08/17  at  10:11 AM

He was in “Blade” and that old school horror flick “The Gate”. I honestly haven’t seen him in anything for a while…I thought he’d grown into a pretty hot adult (appearance wise). But a post I read a while back made me realize the man has a serious ego problem. It’s huge. Most people don’t even know who the hell he is but he seems to THINK he’s the best actor/person on the face of the planet and everyone should worship the ground he walks on or something. And even if everyone on the planet did know who somebody was, I don’t think that merits being a jerk.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  08/17  at  10:15 AM

He looks like he would have a nasty temper.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  08/17  at  10:18 AM

Maybe Tom Cruise has laid some kind of hex on his ass since they sound so much a like.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  08/17  at  10:22 AM

Didn’t he date Courtney Cox years ago?  Jeez, I’m really pulling straws with this dude.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  08/17  at  10:39 AM

He looks kinda cute but snobbish.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  08/17  at  10:40 AM

I think he dated Pamela Anderson Lee Rock
There were pics of these 2 getting it on @ the beach.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  08/17  at  10:41 AM

Significant Others
Companion: Pamela Anderson. dated briefly in 2004
Companion: Courtney Wagner. daughter of Natalie Wood and Robert Wagner; no longer together
Companion: Georgina Grenville. together c. 1996-1998
Companion: Natane Adcock. dated from c. June 1998
Companion: Rhea Durham. reportedly dating as of 2000

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  08/17  at  10:47 AM

Used goods of Pamela Anderson??  This guy just keeps sounding better and better..LOL !

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  08/17  at  11:13 AM

God, how many penises has she had up there? No wonder her face looks so worn out.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  08/17  at  11:37 AM

LMAO Oooh la la and Marvin! LOL

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  08/17  at  11:49 AM

hahah Marvin…I’m sure thats not the only thing of hers that looks worn out…...

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  08/17  at  12:01 PM

ROTFLMFAO Mrthunder…and eiiwww sick

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  08/17  at  07:01 PM

Who really cares?

Posted by AgentHollywood  on  08/17  at  07:06 PM

Nobody ever knows him that’s funny. Ok so you’re single big deal.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  08/17  at  07:34 PM

JillianHyde, I’ve said it before and I will say it again “I LOVE YOUR AVATAR!!” I have such a simple mind that it makes me burst out laughing every time I see it. Priceless!!
Anyhoo, Just the other night I saw Stephen Dorff and Giovanni Ribisi in an old episode of “Married With Children”. The one where Bud tries to impress his buddies and their girlfriends that he is quite the stud by using a mannequin and pretending that “she” is all over him. It was pretty funny!
Anyway, that’s my Stephen Dorff story, although if you ever see “I Shot Andy Warhol” with Lily Taylor, he is in that too as a transvestite. Okay, gotta go noe, I sound too much like a Stephen fan when I really AM NOT.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  08/17  at  07:37 PM

*NOW* damn it. Sorry I’ve had too many vodka martinis that the letters in the keyboard kind of melt together, still love the “Pickle, Banana, Carrot, Pepper” avatar. It Rules!

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  08/17  at  11:03 PM

Thank you Fuzzer06!!!! Now I’m wanting a martini!!!!