The Hogan Family at Funkshion in Miami Beach yesterday (04/17/06).

Brooke Hogan's debut album is on its way and you can listen to her single "Uh Oh" on her official website.


It was said on their reality show that she is 6 feet tall. That must explain those freakishly long fingers in the bottom left photo.
Posted by
clever girl on 04/18 at 11:13 AM
i’m 6’ too, so i know about the long fingers! and legs, arms, etc.
her eyes are really pretty, nice shots
Posted by
ginos on 04/18 at 11:27 AM
that is a very tan family.
Posted by
smasher on 04/18 at 11:37 AM
I just went to her official site and listened to her song and it’s not too bad, but it isn’t anything special either - sounds VERY synthesized or something!
Posted by
noneyabusiness on 04/18 at 11:40 AM
I guess I was just raised differently and believe you don’t take your kids to bars and then tell them not to go to bars. As for his daughter, at times she’s pretty and at other times she’s not and the son is not a good looking kid and has a real attitude that he’s tough. Wonder where he got that. LOL.
Posted by
pache on 04/18 at 11:48 AM
She’s 6’?Thats not too tall. Anyways, these pics of her are great!The happy family, wow. I watch wrestling, so I know about Hulk Hogan and his history in WCW and stuff, and I heard that Nick is gonna be a wrestler, too. Is that true?
Posted by
ImConceited,IgotAReason(Olivia) on 04/18 at 11:59 AM
Top priority of the hogan tribe…Tanning!
And what is up with the blonde women with the man chins?
Posted by
AgentHollywood on 04/18 at 12:03 PM
Mother and daughter look like each other…The son looks like his dad, looks like he is losing his hair too..
Hulk Hogan (terry) is nothing but an orange walrus
Posted by
The HeartBreaker on 04/18 at 12:33 PM
it says she’s 5’10 on her site.
i’m already sick of her, and i see in her future… hugh heffner. at least she’s not as slutty as paris…. yet.
Posted by
Anii oh no! on 04/18 at 12:45 PM
oh wow. i actually listened to that song…it sucks.
Posted by
life_is_good on 04/18 at 12:59 PM
5 feet 10 inches or 6 feet - not much of a difference there. I was just repeating what both of her parents said on their show. I guess they got it wrong.
Anyway, her song reminds me of Britney Spears’ stuff from a few years back - “Toxic” maybe.
Posted by
clever girl on 04/18 at 01:13 PM
For some odd reason I want to go eat an orange!
Posted by
marydoll512 on 04/18 at 01:39 PM
she is not pretty, maybe she can sing though. It helps that her dad is famous and can kick the door in for her. By looks alone she would not make it, not with all the truly attractive women in the entertainment business she would have to compete with,
Posted by
Jeff on 04/18 at 02:33 PM
Coming to your TV soon: WWF Oompa Loompa style. Geez..lay off the tanner. All ya’ll.
Posted by
porsche_byatch on 04/18 at 02:44 PM
There’s something about her that bugs me. She has all the physical attributes that should make her pretty, but it’s like they don’t fit. I feel bad that Hulk doesn’t let her do anything, but then she does something stupid and I can’t help but to agree wtih him. She came out with a super poppy bubble gum song a couple of years ago and then says that it was never about pop. She needs to wait til she’s 18 and do whatever she wants to do instead of being pulled between the record company and Daddy. Being blonde, semi-famous and a shit talker will only get her so far. Sure some people might buy her first album but what about the ones after that? Spend less time tanning and more time growing up.
Posted by
Kathryn on 04/18 at 02:50 PM
hmmm I listened to her new single and I have to say it’s not that bad. I won’t burn it on my CD but not bad not bad. I was expecting worse.
I’ve watched the first season of their reality show and I haven’t had any time to watch the second season but I have to say I really like that family. Hulk Hogan is A really good dad. Some might say he’s too over protective of his kids but you have to be if your living in USA. Brooke has a good head on her shoulders. She’s not sluty like A lot of americans. I don’t think she’s going to make it far in the music industry but I’m rooting for her.
Posted by
luna on 04/18 at 03:11 PM
That’s one scary family photo.
Of the two women, I can’t tell which is the mother and which is the daughter.
Posted by
BeeBee on 04/18 at 03:51 PM
I agree BeeBee! Whenever I watch the show I’m like, o, why is he talking to the mother like that! O shoot, thats Brooke. I mean she’s a pretty girl but, I don’t know why she wants to look like she’s 40!
Posted by
robina on 04/18 at 04:10 PM
I think their whole family is adorable…..BUT I listened to her song and it DOES sound an awful lot like Britney????
Posted by
kimby on 04/18 at 06:08 PM
The hulk is a little sexy to me….i would turn into a katie bot and do him at his every command.
*he can pick me up and carry me anytime*
Posted by
AgentHollywood on 04/18 at 06:08 PM
Whatcha gonna do, brother, when the tanning salon runs wild on you?!
Posted by
sweetmisses121 on 04/18 at 06:47 PM
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sweetmisses121. I almost choked from laughing so hard!
Posted by
pache on 04/18 at 08:10 PM
Brooke is SO going to turn into a slut when she turns 18!
Posted by
miss lola on 04/19 at 02:07 AM
I hate to say this ..but ,after listening the song from the website…I LIKE IT…
let’s just say she is the new “fresh” bleach-blonde younger 2nd version of britney spears…
i like the song ,but i’ll never buy her CD,
(on the other hand ,i woulnd’t mind working out listening to this song…)
Posted by
alysssa on 04/19 at 01:08 PM
SHE IS SOO PRETTY AND SHE CAN SING AND I LOVE HER SONG. AND THEIR NOT ORANGE ITS CALLED VACATIONING, IF U PPL READ THE CAPTIONS UNDER THE PIX U WULD OF SAW THAT THEY WERE IN MIAMI.AND THEY GOT BACK FRUM THE KEYS! AND ALL U HATERS GET A LIFE.
Posted by
MEGLOVESNICKHOGAN on 04/19 at 02:38 PM
AND NICKS HOT TOO!! SOO PACHE LICK A DICK. WHICH U PROB. ARE DOING.
Posted by
MEGLOVESNICKHOGAN on 04/19 at 02:41 PM
Oh, it’s always ‘jealousy’. I do not resent Brooke and I don’t wish I was blonde, because frankly it would look ridiculous with my skin tone. Your thinly vieled attempts at insulting me are just barely a notch above “Oh yeah, well then you must be hot. Why don’t you show a picture of yourself?”
I’m assuming you skipped over any part of my post that didn’t back up your one sided view of me, but if you had bothered to read it I said I thought she should wait until she’s older and can make her own decisions without having the record company in one ear and Hulk in the other. I feel bad for the girl, but not so much that I won’t rag on her at a site entitled Hollywood Rag.
Posted by
Kathryn on 04/19 at 05:47 PM
The only time I mentioned her tan was at the very end when I said she needs to spend less time tanning and more time growing up. Which I think is sound advice, considering she’s 17 and already trying to have a full fledged career. She’s going to end up wishing she had waited a little longer to get into the business.
And when did the tan become an issue? I’m naturally tan so I definitely don’t envy that.
What happened to “let’s just get along”? You gave up on that pretty quick.
Posted by
Kathryn on 04/19 at 06:26 PM
“and regarding getting along - i still mean it. i don’t think you people want to get along with me.”
We don’t want to get along with you? I’ve never seen a post by you before today and the first thing you say to me is “Kathryn - there’s something about YOU that bugs me”.
Not exactly conducive to friendship. You came on here and berated people for having an opinion that differed from yours, and then when they retaliated in the same way you got upset. If you’re geniunely trying to get along with people, I really think you’re going about it the wrong way.
Posted by
Kathryn on 04/19 at 06:39 PM
So you completely skip over the whole subject of my post? I do watch the show and I won’t be buying her CD, but that’s not what our little debate was about.
Posted by
Kathryn on 04/19 at 06:42 PM
I was referring to you as “just-tryin”, it’s fairly obvious that you’ve been here before. Either you decide that you want to argue with everybody and you’re fine with that or you want to get along.
Sadly though, I’m off to the exciting world of Economics class. I’m sure there’ll be plently of interesting comments left by all when I return.
Posted by
Kathryn on 04/19 at 06:52 PM
just-tryin-to-fill-the-day take a chill pill, Kathryn is entitled to her opinions, we ALL ARE geez. I can’t stress it enough it IS A RAG SITE! Doesn’t always mean we are “jealous” if we do a lil’ ragging. Hey we compliment too (at least I do). Go to a fan site if you can’t take it.
Posted by
marydoll512 on 04/19 at 08:06 PM
Forgot to add : “CANT WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?” LOL
Posted by
marydoll512 on 04/19 at 08:07 PM
I’m sorry, but you can say what you want about all the rappers in the world in all their bling bling and raunchy ways, but the Hogan family just single-handedly balanced out the whole thing. Trash, trash, trash.
Posted by
Vita on 04/20 at 03:42 AM
I like the family too, the show is good and brooke does seem like a nice person-and I usually hold a grudge automatically when I see a dumbass overly tan bleached blond girl. I’m too scared to listen to the song.
Posted by
CoLoStOmY bAg on 04/20 at 03:08 PM
Brooke,U fuckin suck… Ur dad sucks at wrestling and at life, Ur show sucks….its on VH1…who tha hell watches VH1… all the rejects are on that channel… you, your dad, flavor flav, all the surreal life cast…and the fuckin snapple lady. you look like predator on crack…basically u look like your father…and hes ugly too… u are a steriod baby…blame ur dad ,and you’re getting fat like your mother.u suck u non singing bitch. go into the WWE…you will fit right in.
Posted by
GT33FU on 04/24 at 12:42 PM