On Tom's psychic ability: "Oh, I -- I looked at her. And I went, 'You're gonna tell me if you're pregnant, aren't you?' It was a moment where ... It was one of those things," he (sort of) explains. "I just picked something up. And I knew at that moment she was pregnant. 'Cuz I notice things in people."

On what sex is about: [Sex] "is about the connection. Great sex is a by-product, for me, of a great relationship, where you have communication and it's an extension of that. Where it's just ... free. And that's how it should be. It's spectacular. If you're not in good communication with your partner, it sucks."

On why Katie is so amazing: "She's just cool," he says. "She's kind, she's smart, she's fun. She's a woman who's not afraid to be a woman."

On teaching Katie how to be more adventurous: "I taught her how to ride a dirt bike in an hour and a half. She'd never done it before. She got her scuba license -- and the kids scuba dive so we all went down scuba diving in Mexico and swimming with the whales. Sometimes people freak out when they see the stuff I do. But it's like, 'Look, this is who I am,' and people who know me know I'm very safe about it. I'm not crazy ..."

On silent birth: "It's really about respecting the woman," he reveals. "It's not about her not screaming."


Tom and Katie pose for GQ magazine

On Brangelina: "Playdates! I've gotta give him a ring. I'm really happy for them. I am really happy for them. He's a good guy, Brad."

On explaining the history of psychiatry to Matt Lauer: "I thought I was pretty restrained. I've been pissed off about things, believe me. I thought it was a terrific interview. I wasn't pissed; I just was intense on wanting to communicate."

On Katie's cravings: "She loves cupcakes, okay? I mean, the girl loves cupcakes."

On his hands-on approach to detox: "I have to say, I've always found the 'if it makes me feel better, it's okay' rationale a little suspect. I think it's appalling that people have to live a life of drug addiction when I have personally helped people get off drugs." Cruise claims he can get a person off heroin in three days.

On whether he told ex-wife Nicole Kidman, with whom he has two children, about the pregnancy: "It's not like anything I had to or didn't have to do. I wish her well."

On Katie's at-home pregnancy test: "Yeah, she did the whole stick test; I think she just touched the box and they all turned blue."

On commitment: "I'm the relationship guy. I'm not the dating, partying guy. It's not me, you know what I mean? I'm too serious. And I'm too intense. It means something to me."

On questions about the galactic overlord Xenu, a central figure in his religion: "You say this stuff to me and it's insulting. That's why I'm not even going to dignify what you're saying. There's always a lot of misinformation out there. I'm doing pretty good. Look at the things that have helped me in my life. You hear this other stuff -- come on, it's crap!"

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I hate him with a passion. He is so totally disturbing. ewww

I’m sure Angelina & Brad are thrilled about Tom’s playdate plan ...

He really is humble isn’t he?! Hahaha…I just wonder if Katie will ever write her tell-all book?  I wish her parent’s would kidnap and deprogram her.

Knowing him, she probably learned to ride that dirt bike just last week. 

Flying, motorcycle riding, scuba diving, ice skating…just the normal things we all did during the latter part of our pregnancies, right???  He is completely off the wall.

So full of himself.  Ugh.  I hate him.

On silent birth: “It’s really about respecting the woman,”
—YEAH RIGHT he is a man WTF does he know about giving birth?

On Brangelina: “Playdates!
—Run far away brangalina run….

Oh man, this dude is cracking me up! “You’re gonna tell me if you’re pregnant, aren’t you?” Bwahahaha!  It was probably more like, “You WILL tell me you are pregnant or else!”

And playdates with the Brangelina baby? No way.  That superbaby is gonna save the world from his Thetan spawn and its plans to take over the Earth.

Crazy old Tom.

NOW he can tell when a woman’s pregnant before she knows?
His ego really knows no bounds.
Does he really think the public buys all his bs?????

His ego needs to be assassinated.

Scientologists can’t stand the galactic space opera question. They always get angry when asked about it.

omg when the fuck is he just gonna get lost?!

This is strange.  I looked at the pictures on another blog and said to myself “Oh, Tom looks pretty good…sort of normal”.  But then I read the interview highlights….oy vey.

If that interview was supposed to damage control, it didn’t really achieve it’s purpose. Because he’s still a mega turd.

He’s clearly delusional and egomaniacal.. Poor Katie. There’s no way out of that twilight zone now… (I wonder how Nicole Kidman put up with him for TEN years! At least she seems normal…)

As long as the playdates are at Brad & Angelina’s house and not TomKat’s, they may be cool with it.  I mean would YOU let your kid alone with TomKat?! I don’t think so.

This is horrible, but I want to put Tomkat, Paris Hilton, Kristin Cavallari, Steve-O, Lindsey Lohan, and the Simpleton sisters on a flight to the Bermuda triangle with the hope that these horrible excuses for humans will never be heard from or seen again…

A girl can dream, can’t she?

Don’t forget Lohan’s mother, sexilexi. Unless another bathroom attendant poisons her complimentary mints.

He knew she was pregnant after he put the baster down.

Any question about katie, the sentence is real short, but ask him anyhting else, he gives a whole essay.

She loves cupcakes…duh thats why she’s with him.

sexilexi, may I add KANYE WEST? 

He knew she was pregnant after he put the baster down…hahaha agent

“Sometimes people freak out when they see the stuff I do.”

Really?  Whatever gave him that idea?

“Cuckoo-Cuckoo”

I wonder if all his other personalities in his head like playing with him?  Kinda figure they don’t. However,forget rehab folks, Tom can cure a heroin addict in three freaking days!!! What a piece of crap!

“You hear this other stuff - come on it’s crap!”

Yes, yes it is, and you’re also full of it, Crazy Tom.

Tom says: “You say this stuff to me and it’s insulting. That’s why I’m not even going to dignify what you’re saying. There’s always a lot of misinformation out there. I’m doing pretty good. Look at the things that have helped me in my life. You hear this other stuff—come on, it’s crap!”

Translation: “You’re in cahoots with Xenu, and admitting that I know that you know that I know that you know that I know about Xenu would mean I’d lose my OT VII, which has cost me everything I ever held dear…from a non-vapid wife (Nicole), to a flourishing career (the first Mission Impossible), and my celebrity status (before the couch jumping).  Stop speaking the truth!”

Oh…and yes, he is full of crap.  Thing is, when you’ve been sitting in it for as long as he has, you become used to the stench.  I’m prety sure he’s considering marketing a fragrance inspired by Scientology.  They could call it “Cult” in the special Eau de Brainwashed collection.

Yeah.  It’d end up in the Designer Imposters section at Walmart next to the Olsen twins cosmetics.

notice his sentences about katie and nic are short and fairly bland…but once he starts talking about himself he goes off on shit ad nauseum (and nauseating).

as for him getting upset over the Xenu shit, he has to b/c Scientologists are told to NEVER discuss that with non-Scientologists b/c they are then revealing the secrets of the cult to people who aren’t paying for them…and you could be labelled a “suppressive person” which basically means you are on Scientology’s shit list and they make your life miserable and strip away all your stupid ribbons and plaques you paid tens of thousands of dollars for that don’t mean dick except to the suckers and con men in the game.

Tom is hot, that’s for sure