"It was spiritual. It was powerful. It was indescribable. What words can you use? It's still something that I'm processing and keep reliving."


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Meanwhile Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes used decoy cars to leave the hospital after their daughter was born. The 'Mission Impossible' star used a plan worthy of agent Ethan Hawke himself, to get his fiancée and the new-born baby away from the Santa Monica hospital without being followed.

Tom and Katie left the St John's Hospital just 12 hours after the 'Dawson's Creek' actress gave birth to 7lb 7oz baby Suri on Tuesday (04.18.06). The couple quickly leapt into a black Ford Excursion SUV with their wrapped-up baby and fled the medical centre. Simultaneously two identical Excursions rushed away from the scene heading for decoy locations, one of those reportedly being a Los Angeles Scientology Center, of which Tom is a regular visitor.

Well thats good, it sounds like the baby is healthy, or they wouldnt have been able to leave so soon.  I still hate them though.

Mi3 may not suck but, I now hate all things Tom Cruise so I just can’t do it…

It is nice to know the surrogate mother is ok.

I don’t believe anything that comes out of that man’s mouth.  He is so vague in his description of the supposed birth of his daughter.  He can only use words like “indescribable” because it’s all a scam.  He wasn’t there and the birth process did not go down at all the way they are claiming, therefore he really has nothing to say.

Let me guess…katie was in one truck and tom and the baby was in the other.

CG…what an idiot thing to say.

if it is “his” real baby i think they had it at the end of march when everyone had the weird “quiet” signs outside his house….

i think they were gonna wait until mi3 to annonce it but the media was commenting on how katie’s fake padded tummy looked so fake [big one day small another]...whatever

Hey everybody=)

now thw hollywood knights are in norway, bergen so fun to se real celebreties:)

He just can’t act, period! hahahaha, he is so damn fake

Bergen Norway, what are you talking about?

He and Katie “LEAPT” into the SUV a mere twelve hours after the birth AND Katie’s epidural. 

Wow! I’m impressed.  I didn’t know women could leap and move around quite so quickly after birth - that Katie, she’s AMAZING!!  What a woman!

Seriously, I still do not have good vibes concerning any of this whole scam like affair and I do not think he is the father of this baby - I still say the bastard shoots blanks.

His mother gives me the creeps too - living with him at the “Cruise Compound”???  Jesus, this whole situation and family truly gives me the willies.

“It was fake. It was rehearsed. It was a hoax. What else can i say? It’s still something that I’m making up and keep re-editing.”

I agree with clever girl…
Can’t believe one word that comes out of his mouth.

Jessica#1fan, insulting me on a celebrity rag message board?  What an original concept.  I am so shocked.  Wow, you sure got me.

whatevaaaa…....

He’s a freak and she’s a loser.

so…why were all the “shut the hell up and just push out the baby like we paid you to do” signs at the house and not the hospital?  Wasn’tr she supposed to do the whole home birth thing?  I so confused!!!!

hehe..

it has nothing to do with tom cruise.. i’m sorry.. just wanted to tell you all=)

hollywood knights are in Bergen (the town) , Norway (the country).. 15 hollywood stars are here to play basket..

The flower market in Bergen was one of the prettiest I’ve ever seen!  Also enjoyed Grieg’s home.  Just wanted to tell you that! 

We may think there fucking weirdos but so is most of america and they have kids to so yah good for Tom and Katie on the baby. I am interested if she screamed or not….

Can the baby scream?  If I was coming out of a womb to see crazy Tom - I’d scream my lungs out.  I don’t think Katie screamed seeing that she’s been in a zombie trance for the last year.

LMAO @ ginos!!

Will someone get Crazy Tom a big glass of Shut The Fuck Up?  I am sooooo fucking tired of his $cientology, baby birthing seminars, his love of Stepford Katie, and everything else that pops out of his pie hole.  Enough is enough!!!!!

Tom answers the media questions period.

I wouldn’t believe anything Crazy Tom muttered, because he’s crazy, and I don’t believe anything crazy people say.  Simple.

Here here, katydid.

Where was the fist pumping and couch jumping when he adopted his children with Nicole? Are they any less his children because they didn’t come out of his wife’s vagina? He’s such a weasel. This is such an act of publicity.

We get it Tom, you want everyone to think that you had sex with a woman and had a child. You are sooooo not gay.

Now please go disappear and smoke some more pole.

I saw an interview w/ him just before Suri was born. He said the woman can yell, talk, whatever she wants to do IN A HOSPITAL but nobody around her can talk.  It’s out of respect for the woman giving birth. I think it’s great! I’ve been in labor and the last thing you want is to hear people around making noise! And I do not believe in home births..what do you do if something goes wrong?? My best friend started hemorraging (sp?) and had to be rushed into O.R. almost having a hysterectomy. What if she’d have been home in one of those disgusting bathtub things? Some people just don’t think!

Heck, when I was in labour I wanted to hear my husband telling me everything was okay; I wanted to hear my doctor tell me I was doing fine and my baby was doing great; I wanted to hear the nurses tell me my baby was healthy; I wanted to hear my husband tell me what an amazing, emotional, wonderful fantastic moment we all shared.
But apparently jessica you didn’t want to hear any of that.
Maybe Stepford Katie also wanted to hear those things being said, but she never had a choice, and that’s the problem with this ScienTOMolgy bullshit, you don’t have choices.

I just read on MSN that NONE of Katie’s family was present at the birth.
That just seems weird to me.
Here’s their child/sibling having her very first child and NO ONE bothers to even be around?
Her parents were ‘vacationing’ in Florida.
When I had all 4 of my babies, ESPECIALLY the very first one, all my family plus my husband’s family was at the hospital.
Maybe it’s just me, but it seems weird.

He can’t describe it because it probably didn’t happen.

And Katie is a retard if she allowed Tom to exlcude her family from the birth of her first baby! She just sent back the woman’s movement eighty thousand years. And Tom completely lied and said that Katie’s parents were going to be there. His exact words were, “Oh yeah, absolutely,” when Diane asked him about whether or not they would be present.

Tom is one crazy bugger. It’s quite sad, honestly. I used to like and respect this man, but I got a creepy vibe from him years ago before he went nuts for Katie Holmes and thought that was bad, and now I look at him and feel the need to vomit. I wish he would permanently piss off.

Tom acts like he was the one who gave birth.

How convenient. His movie is in theaters soon and Katey gives birth. 

He seems psychotic. Scientology has damaged him.

Sad.

Posted by jessica#1fan

Of course she did not scream. She had an epidural. This is true.

Well, I hate to inform the cult of “scientology” Hubbard lovers,  but there is really no such thing as a “silent” birth. If the baby is alive, most likely he or she will be screaming, whining, crying, etc. And most women are in opain when giving birth so they will likely say something as well.  I love the male scientologists attempting to dictate what women do and if they should be silent or not. Did Tom eat the placenta or umbilical cord like he said he would?  he has just transformed into the biggest freak loser ever. oops sorry, Michale Jackson, you two can share the title. Dumbasses.

hey nnn01, fwiw, having an epidural is not a guarantee of not screaming.  for instance, when I delivered my son, I didn’t scream or even moan loudly or anything, UNTIL they put the epidural in.  (they couldn’t get it in, had to try five times, and as soon as it was in, it was like a grenade went off in my spine.  I was fighting them with one hand, trying to reach behind me and yank it out with the other.)  Something like one in ten women (can’t remember the exact number) either do not respond to an epidural or have a bad experience with it; and anyway, there’s nothing says you can’t be yelling BEFORE they get the epidural in!

You win ribblefizz! 

Man, how full of shit can this guy possibly be? He is making this whole thing up. This whole “birth” was strategically planned, because his “camp” was seeing all the posts about how Katie’s preggers bump went up and down like a yo-yo. So they took it upon themselves to announced the birth a day before the press tour push for M:I:3 and the same day as his rival Brooke’s baby. I will never believe Tom’s penis went anywhere near Katie’s vagina. He is Gay, and Katie was impregnated by L.Ron’s frozen sperm. I still don’t think their “relationship” will last. I give them to the end of the year, any bets?

nn01, love your avatar

I’m still surprised that it wasn’t an alien and didn’t take over the world. This is such a publicity stunt and how nice it was right before MI3 premiere.

I am happy for you Tom; you deserve it all
I hope the best to come for your life and your sweet daughter!

Can anybody tell me WHY or WHERE her Mother was throughout all of this? I mean your first grandchild, you’d think she’d been there? I just find it weird that there is no mention of Katie’s family??

The parents were ‘vacationing’ in Florida.
In other words, Tom kept them away.

Katie was clearly 5 or 6 months pregnant when they announced the pregnancy in October and had the baby sometime in late January or early February.  The secrecy, the isolation, the home sonogram machine were all to hide the true date of conception. “Whoo Whooo! I’m straight…”

Uh…of course I wanted to hear all of that..I’m talking of the little conversations that could be going on.  I was talking about people that have entire families/friends in there, THEY would appreciate the quiet. I am not for Scientology at all, and I didn’t mean to imply that the ENTIRE birth would be cool to be in silent, it would actually drive me nuts!! So please don’t accuse me of NOT wanting to hear that, you don’t know me.

I agree totally, candypantz. This girl was way too far along when the Cruise people announced her pregnancy. She was too big late last year around November and December, and she is naturally a tall, petite girl. I think she had it either March or late March, when the “quiet birth signs” was at the mansion. How do you explain the home sonogram machine Tom bought and all the secret isolation that they were doing, and all the shopping sprees Katie was doing. And why was her parents and the rest of her family were vacationing in Florida when the birth of their first granddaughter/niece/cousin/etc. supposedly took place? I smell bullshit.

As the mother of three kids, (one born without any pain meds), I can say that even WITH an epidural, you will make noises because it still hurts;  The pain is lessened, but you still feel it, nonetheless.

In any case, this was either all a ruse, or Katie has been completely brainwashed, a la David Koresh.  No woman giving birth to her first child would DARE have her baby without her mother there, religious differences be damned.  Furthermore, no CELEBRITY giving birth to her first child would DARE have her mother find out from some media outlet FIRST.

I have officially banned Tom Cruise from my home.  Top Gun-OUT.  Legend-OUT.  Last Samurai-OUT.  And I’ve already had all my friends and family vow to never see MI3.  No more contributing to his campaign against free will and bodily autonomy.

And another reason why I believe that Katie’s pregnancy is a farce is because we never, ever, saw pictures of her going to prenatal appointments, prenatal yoga, touch her belly, never seen her do anything prenatal. All we have seen her do is go with Tom to his adopted kids soccer games, baseball games, basketball games, etc. and go shopping. Who in the hell do these people think they are fooling?