Victoria Beckham’s Animal Instincts
Saturday, August 13, 2005 • (6) Comments • Tags: Bodies ,Celebrity ,Fashion ,Humor ,Victoria Beckham
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If you want to really push the envelope with this look a matching animal printed cell phone case is a must. Maybe too cheesy for some, but for Victoria everything MUST match.

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Victoria must do everything to avoid an unnesessary lipgloss fix.

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Something about Victoria and her complimenting outfit shout ATTITUDE.

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Imagine Victoria going out without a perfect pedicure? NEVER.

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Nothing under 5" heels especially when your chilling on a yacht.

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Victoria Beckham told OK! magazine:

"There are loads of things I don't think about my body. I don't like my hair, my belly button, my stomach, or my fingernails."

She also complains about her body having no definition, due to her having kids.

"I could go to the gym, but I haven't got the time or the energy."

Quite shallow aren't we?

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Come on lady.. get real.... I'm Victoria Beckham, let me off first.

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She isn't being fluid. Public places are her stage.

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See you guys. I have to change my outfit now.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  08/13  at  02:41 PM

Ok so is it just me or does it look like her accessories (extentions included) weigh more then she does?

And as for her body having no definition .. it’s b/c she’s fucking skeletal. I’ve yet to see a skeletwin with any form of definition ... it just don’t happen when you don’t eat or are on the coke and ciggie diet

Such a shame her hubby is so hot and yummy and she’s such a mess.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  08/15  at  06:30 AM

She´s so annoying! She really bugs me!

Posted by yorky  on  08/15  at  02:24 PM

It looks like its at least 90 degrees out and she’s making me feel icky with :
The cowboy hat
The fake hair
The leather jacket
The Jeans
The 20 lbs of jewelry.

It’s making me sweat looking at her

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  08/16  at  03:54 PM

I actually like the outfit…but come on. Who is she kidding with the “I don’t work out” nonsense? Her body is much different than when she was a Spice Girl. She’s definitely thinner.

Posted by amersmcdigger  on  12/09  at  02:47 PM

Woah!  Her lips are so big, they are almost touching her nose (the first pictures where she is drinking from the water bottle). 

And is that Scary Spice (with the Madonna-style rosaries) in picture #6 getting off of the yacht with her?  LOL!  Just kidding!

Her hair is very pretty - if I had brown hair, I would want for my hair to look like her hair…probably extentions she’s got there.  And the sunglasses are a tad bit too big…

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  01/12  at  12:25 AM

I think her hair usually looks good, but her outfit here, is disgusting, Is she trying to start a trend here? sorry, but you gotta be a dumbass if you’re gonna dress like that!