Angelina Jolie, 31 and Brad Pitt, 43 enjoy a family day out with their kids Zahara and Shiloh in New Orleans.

Notice Brad's the pusher.

They’re pure trash and she’s got to be the biggest skank ever.  The only cute kid in the bunch is Shiloh and that’s probably because she’s so young. The other kids are not cute at all. And that’s my opinion.

I’m so sick of these two I could barf all over myself.

Nanny Pitt, yawn.

I wish at least one of those two overexposed babies looked like your avatar, Pache :D

LMAO Dragonlady!!!!!

XOXO !

I think the kids are really cute, and this is a great pic…...

whoa, and homegirl’s hair is receding like a mutha

Zahara is weird looking. Not cute. Sorry. Yea, I know thats mean but…. Shiloh is cute.

Where the hell did they stash Maddox??

I read somewhere that they are having problems, Im hoping its true, even tho two skanks belong together, so they don’t stink up any one else.

“I read somewhere that they are having problems, Im hoping its true, even tho two skanks belong together, so they don’t stink up any one else.”

Can’t wait for the fun and hijinks that’ll bring on.  Just hope by then Britney will be safely bouncing in a padded room so she doesn’t try to steal the limelight by dangling SPF or ReRun from a balcony a la Jacko.

you all are just jelous

Isn’t Zahara a poor abandoned girl from Ethiopia?
I wouldn’t expect her to look like a child model!
At least Jolie didn’t adopt her just because she was cute. But I wonder how will Zahara feel growing up in the spotlight… will she get as much plastic surgery as Kim Kardashian and appear almost naked in magazines? LOL

Shiloh has got to be cute as a button. I may not like Pitt nor Jolie but they have great genes.

I don’t get why Maddox looks so mean for a little boy, anyway.

LOL, MOB :D

I hope your tongue is firmly in cheek, because that’s the ultimate cliche fan response, misspelled “jealous” and all!

Better version is”

UR JUS JELUZ!!11!1!

All of those babies are adorable, ESPECIALLY Zahara!  To talk about children being ugly is just WRONG. Shiloh just has to grow into her own, but best believe when she does, she’s gonna be beautiful, how could she not with Brangelina as parents. 

Stop the juvenile insanity people, for real.

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why do people get pissed off when someone calls a baby ugly?

NOT all babies/kids are pretty/cute.  There ARE unfortunate looking children.  It may not be NICE to comment on it, but “WRONG?”-  I don’t think so.

Sorry, Cnrward, couldn’t understand a word you said.  I’m not fluent in Fanglish.

omfg dragon lady you just made me laugh so hard

Mission accomplished, then, and loveloveLOVE your name, CoLo :D

Wow Mob and Cnrward you both missed your turn. Go back south and take a right at the light to get to JustJared. That’s where all the morons hang.

Clearly this old gal wears the strap-on and tells Bitch Boy what to do as she is the more manly looking out of the two.  The kids are not cute, not going to lie about that.  I’ve seen ugly babies and pretty babies, this photo has an ugly baby in it and you all can decide which one I’m talking about. The day they break up, and they will, it will be hilarious and long overdue.

To think it is one thing, to voice it… quite another.  Children or nobody else for that matter has any control over how they look.

And just like whoever DOESN’T think it’s WRONG to voice it, I happen to think IT IS.  PERIOD.

Cnrwrd, honeybunches, I just googled a Fanglish-English translator, and let me tell you, we are on the internet for a reason.  I’ve been a substitute teacher before, and if you would have heard the things the BEST teachers said in the lounge or at happy hour, you’d be crying in your BAMZ4EVA blog “OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!” 

I don’t run around telling parents or kids how ugly said kids are, but daaaayum, the truth has got to be spoken somewhere.  You need to look up how letting your shadow play is therapeutic and prevents you from kicking ass with said shadow in the real world.  That’s all the new age wordage I have the patience to blow your way for now, oh fuzzy delicate one!

Cnrward don’t take it so personally.  I’ve heard it’s hard to live with being called ugly and being made fun of. Like I said, I’ve only heard about it, so I guess your experience in living with that has made this a touchy subject for you.  It’s okay, calm down, we can’t help that you’re ugly just like we can’t help they have ugly kids. It’s okay, really, it’ll be okay. They have plastic surgeons that might can help you. Maybe.

Clearly the only moron here is you Jillianhyde, because to resort to name-calling is moronic.

And juvenile.

And stupid.

And idiotic.

And so 4th grade.

So great job in proving your sincere lack of intelligence hon.  Great frickin’ job.

LMAO! Calling someone a name because they called you a name and calling them childish for calling you a name, real grown up there Cnrward.  NOT.  Now run home to mama crying again. Go on, scat. I have to agree with Jillianhyde, you are a total moron.

Yikes!  Can you smell the butthurt wafting off Cnrward, LOL!

Seriously, Cnrward, my shadow is smelling your blood in the water and is getting very, very hungry.  Go back to that blog you’re shilling and cry yourself a nice warm river, OK?

Wow. 

You people are in rare form today aren’t ya!

I am in NO WAY delicate or UGLY.  I was simply stating my opinion on the derogatory name calling of children, and YES.  My opinion just happens to be the RIGHT ONE, even if I do say so myself. 

My opinions are ALWAYS the right one, if you don’t believe me, just ASK ME.  They’ve NEVER BEEN WRONG. 

Now how ya like that???  I figured you wouldn’t.

It’s IMPOSSIBLE to hurt me… so I’d stop wasting my energy… FOR REALZ.

P.E.T.O.A.C.T.N.B.C.U.N.
PEOPLE FOR THE ETHICAL TREATMENT OF ALL CHILDREN TO NOT BE CALLED UGLY NAMES

Oh my dear, you doth protest too much :D

Sweetjeez you must have been a hellified ugly child to keep busting in here like that!  There, there!  SEE, I rubbed you behind your furry ears, now go back to your room!

What FUN this is?  Who’s next?

Ha!

*sigh* 

Y’all, we need to start up a collection and buy Angelina’s used dildo for Cnrward, seeing as she/he/it is sorely in need of something resembling a good fuck.

Ok, I’m done now, for real.  Let’s just agree to disagree for now, mmmkay?

And DragonLady, Theob, and Jillianhyde, I’m gonna put you three on the VERY TOP of my prayer list.

Love ya’ll… really, I do.  With my beautiful, non-delicate, protest happy self!

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Fuck prayer, sugar.  Get laid already.  SERIOUSLY.

Leave Jillianhyde alone!!!!

Smooches!!!!!!

Especially for you DragonLady.  Lovin’ you THE MOST right now hon, as I must have gotten you the most riled. 

Seriously, no hard feelings sweetie. Don’t take it personally, because I certainly don’t.  Not in the LEAST.

Now I’m GHOST LIKE SWAYZE!

Stop humping my leg, Crnwrd.  It won’t get me to click on your sad blog.

“Now I’m GHOST LIKE SWAYZE!”

Oh.My.GOD, that is so nerdylicious, though. LOVESIT!  Sorry, y’all, don’t want to encourage the lonely BAMZter, but daaayum, her nerd ass is fun :D

I’m surprised Angelina is letting her kid eat potato chips and not crickets. Hahaha.

When will this Family be allowed an opportunity to be just a family trying to raise their Children; com on give them a break and stop all this trashing.

LOL, Dales!  And am I the only who can almost smell the stale diaper powder and cheese breath that sometimes smacks you as you walk or jog a bit too closely to a pram?

The prams of funktified parents and their rugrats, to be exact.

“When will this Family be allowed an opportunity to be just a family trying to raise their Children; com on give them a break and stop all this trashing. “

When they stop whoring themselves and their kids’ private lives for fun and profit.

Thank you WTJO!!!! That was sweet.

LMAO @ Dragonlady!!!!!! But, we all know cnrward isn’t gonna get laid. All the clues are there.  Straight-jacketed perhaps….....

XOXO, Jillian!  ugh, speaking of getting laid, need to make a noonish bootycall appt with the hubby

later!

Where stroll Brad and angelina for carriage and babies?  Beads just makin it harder to custody of movie.  Yes?

But are they as overexposed as Jessica Simpson?

dales06, that was a good one!

I think Zahara is cute, she’s holding that chips with such elegance…too bad her parents are going to be her role models on how to become an adulterer skank instead of how to become a lady.

I gotta say those kids are sooo ADORABLE.

whoever posts negative things about them has been exposed for the true ugly and jealous person that they are. jealous of angelina and brad. end of story.

Pooper Scooper, are you fucking retarded? Seriously, how old are you??
Jealous of angelina and brad, don’t have anything else to say?
Those stupid 3rd grade comments really piss me of, try to find something else to explain why someone doesn’t like someone. I don’t like stupid sluts therefore I don’t like angelina. Am I jealous of her? Certainly not. God gave you a brain, please try to use it

I should’ve known that 53 comments would’ve been mostly debates about these two skanks…ok well i guess i can’t stop liking brad for some reason but angelina for sure. I think the baby is cute and zahara is starting to look better as she grows and i agree that not all babie are cute. When you talk to someone with an ugly baby do you say “awww how adorable” when the baby looks like a gremlin? Just think of how many times some of us had to tell a sweet lie to not hurt the parent’s feelings.

Awwww Zahara is so cute

Awwww, Pooper, you sure done puts us haterz in our place :(

Anyway, where was I?  Oh yes, notice the sideways pissed off Zahara glance, I wonder if she just caught a wiff of Brad BO, because he’s famous for the stank.

Why don’t celebrities make their children frickin walk once in a while?
I know the one has got to be old enough to walk by now.

Pooper Scooper, you should continue scooping crap because you’re not good at dishing it out.

I’m beyond sick of these two photo op loving idiots who have nothing better to do than complain that they’re being bothered yet make sure the papz know where they’re at. And she’s ugly and the oldest girl is ugly.  Brad’s looking rough but I think having to take care of the kids is doing that to him.

Agree Midnight Toker, the oldest has to be able to walk by now.

Brad Pitt voted world’s smelliest celebrity!
Washington, May 18(ANI): If you are one of those absolutely crazy About Handsome hunk, Brad Pitt, think twice for chances are that you may not even be able to bear standing next to him.

According to Teen Hollywood, the 40-year old Troy Star has earned the dubious distinction of being the world’s smelliest celebrity in a poll conducted by Swedish showbiz expert Mikael Jagerbrand.

For years now several comments have been made about Pitt’s inability to wash either himself or his laundry. And when his co-stars on the sets of Troy complained of his odorous ways he retorted by purchasing a new 3,600 dollar Calvin Klein shirt instead of merely taking a shower.

LOL, Toonces!

Oh HEY, my clock thing is finally reporting Pacific Time, go Cali!

And Tawny—thanks for the article, but I’ve known that from a firsthand source for about 5 years.  One of my old dorm mates was an intern for the LA Times and had a smell of Mr. Pitt for one horrible hour in a stuffy press conference.  He just didn’t smell like sweat, she swears he smelled like stale cigs and fart.  No lie.

Kudos to you toonces for putting up an appropriate picture. I cannot believe I just wasted time reading all that chatter up there.

Did anyone notice what kind of chips the kid was eating?  How old is she??  Miss Vickie’s are some pretty hard potato chips.  The kids are adorable.

I can’t believe how much attention this one story has had. 62 comments??? All they show is a picture of HOlie and Smelly-Pitt with their babies. I love that just the picture makes people nuts. Um nobody likes them, end of story.

hahah, nobody likes them? I love them. I love them even more together. People get so bent out of shape and start calling celebrities names like they know them. It’s awesome.

I love that they’re in my hometown too. It’s a beautiful place.

I could care less about them, but Z & Shi are so cute. When I have a little girl I want her to look just like Zahara

Those are my favouritest chips in the world. go Zahara go.

I agree with robibuni, and NOLA is my hometown as well; wishing I was at the Mardi Gras today.