Angelina Jolie's son Maddox has a new soccer coach - David Beckham.

The 'Tomb Raider' actress and lover Brad Pitt have asked David to be Maddox'
s private instructor because the five-year-old has showed such promise since
enrolling at the David Beckham Soccer Academy, in Los Angeles.

Brad is now keen for his adopted son to have some private tuition with the
former England captain so he can get even better.

A source revealed to Britain's The Sun newspaper: "Brad has asked if there
is any chance of David giving a one-one-one tutorial."



Brad reportedly got in touch with David through former soccer
star-turned-actor Vinnie Jones - his co-star in gangster movie 'Snatch'.

Vinnie became good friends with David while he was in the US promoting his
latest soccer school.

Brad let Vinnie know he was desperate for Maddox to have some private
lessons with David and Vinnie passed the information on.

David and his wife Victoria - a former Spice Girl - are close friends with
Tom Cruise and his fiancée Katie Holmes and are rumoured to be keen to move
to the US once David leaves his current club Real Madrid.

Who cares. Like the kids old enough to know what he wants.  Not. I’m so sick of these two morons. They need to stay together forever because no one else is ever going to want their sorry asses.

Damn imagine if David Beckham actually does make LA his future home.  He is one HOT mofo… Blows Brad out of the water.

not every kid is like Tiger Woods

they gonna spoil this kid sooooo bad! he doesn’t need one of soccer’s biggest superstars in the world to coach him - he’s a freakin like 5 year old or somethin!! and if david says yes i’d be totally disappointed in him.

Seems like overkill to have a damned 5 year-old get one-on-one training like that.  So stupid!

Jesus, what happened to just being a regular kid???

maddox’s secret to soccer is the intimidation factor, that bad ass mohawk probably scares all the other kids.  i feel bad saying this about a 5 yr old, but i bet he’s gonna be hot when he grows up.

I’m so tired of Maddox’s mohawk.  Can’t they come up with something else?

I am sure Maddox is an excellent footballer on his own, but Brad needs parenting classes.

well Becks has got to do something since get fired from the English National team to keep his wife in Prada and Fendi every day. her full-time job is shopping so he’s gotta make the bucks somehow. he’s still getting paid by Real Madrid but he’s coming to the end of his professional soccer career in Europe. although he could come over and play in the cruddy American national laegue and stretch his career out until he’s almost 40, get paid a mint, and run circles around the cruddy americans even if they are 10-15 years younger than him.

Omg his hair sucks.

If the kid has shown promise then he is gonna be good with or without one on one help from The Beck. I think this may be a case of “Hey, look what we can do for our kid” on the part of the Shitt-HOlies. They are selfabsorbed, egotistical and eccentric Hollyweirdos. Oh, I agree with clever girl and Haylie101. The mohawk sucks and really needs to go.Isn’t it like a mullet mohawk.

Why can’t they just have him grow up like a regular kid instead of getting private lessons from david himself, i would hate to see him get private piano lessons from stevie wonder. What’s next? 

I love Maddox! He is really a super cute kid.  Anyway, I tought the latest rumour had the self-obsessed Beckhams’ moving to NY?  Not that I care, I’d rather they stay in Europe rather than pollute our country with their quest for world domination…

Maybe there already has been some personal contact between the Beckhams and the Jolie-Pitts (heehee, funny how Brad’s name always comes last). Has no one noticed how skinny Angelina has become? Victoria probably gave her “Recipes With No Ingredients”, tips on “How To Disguise A Tummy Rumble” and gave lessons in the great mental power “Stare At A Meal Until It Dissappears”.

disappears*