Ashlee Simpson Wants To Take a Dump
Friday, July 21, 2006 • (50) Comments • Tags: Ashlee Simpson ,Candids ,Celebrity ,Fashion

A chipper Ashlee Simpson leaves her fancy hotel in NYC yesterday (07/20/06).



Gotta love the message on her t-shirt: "I'm so happy I could just shit."



Ashlee Simpson looks like a real doll. Got lip?





Ashlee Simpson held a pink-themed pyjama party in a New York park.

The 'Pieces Of Me' singer donned sexy bed wear to launch the new Victoria's
Secret loungewear collection, Pink, in New York's Hudson River Park on
Wednesday (07.19.06).

She said: "It represents a young, sassy, more rock kind of girl and I like
to lounge around the house in that kind of stuff - booty shorts, boxers,
cute little tanks."

Ashlee - sister of 'Dukes of Hazzard' actress Jessica Simpson - also
confessed her boyfriend, Braxton Olita, gets turned on by her sexy pyjamas.

She added: "It's what I would wear and what my boyfriend thinks I look cute
in. I used to have pyjama parties too - and I still do. All of us girls put
on our pyjamas and watch DVDs in the back of the bus."

Ashlee performed a five-song set at the party before a screening of the 1986
cult film 'Pretty in Pink'.

The 21-year-old blonde also revealed she is looking forward to a well-earned
break and wants to follow in her sister's footsteps by launching an acting
career.

She said: "I'm actually going on vacation, so I'm relaxing and chilling for
a while. Then I'm going to make a new record, and I'm taking my time with
that, and then I'm going to be looking at scripts."

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Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  07/21  at  09:58 AM

Does she have jaundice?  She looks really yellow.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  07/21  at  10:02 AM

She is such an ugly no talent ass clown! She should drop off the face of the fucking earth!

Posted by femme-fatale  on  07/21  at  10:04 AM

She seriously looks like a plastic Barbie doll ewwwwwww.

I dig the yellow T-shirt-shorts-boots outfit though.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  07/21  at  10:06 AM

I think it’s just a spraytan(a bad one).She’s lost some weight!I don’t think she needed to…now she looks bony.It looks like she got her lips plumped up also.Damn all that surgery so that people now can say she’s actually a pretty girl…sad.  downer

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  07/21  at  10:06 AM

WTF happended to her. She looks ill. Them lips HAHAHAHA. I would be pissed if I came out looking like that. That bitch does not have a lick of talent. All I can do is laugh….

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  07/21  at  10:09 AM

Another anorexified duck lips.  Pretty soon, all celebrities will look exactly alike.  Bah!

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  07/21  at  10:13 AM

Holy crap what happened?!  The last pics don’t even look like her!  She has lost weight and like lovelyangel said she didn’t need to.  The lips…no comment

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  07/21  at  10:32 AM

Pink would have looked so much better on her lips with the dress than the orange hue.  For what that’s worth.

She’s got that standard pop singer agenda down pat, doesn’t she?  I think her quoted paragraph at the end of the article is the standard script they use.  Course, she does have a little acting experience (lip synching).

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  07/21  at  10:47 AM

I still can’t stand her, but she does look really pretty now.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  07/21  at  11:07 AM

“anorexified duck lips” lol… blond extensioned, questionable boob job, collagen lips, spray-tanned, fake, fake… Indeed, this is a mode some celebrities want to fit into.

She is morphing into the “ideal” image…the image our society deems superiorly beautiful! So what if it’s all fake.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  07/21  at  11:24 AM

Dang she looks like a completely different girl, all fake of course. She had to get alot of work done to look that good. I am surprised daddy joe didnt say no! and yeah she looks why to skinny now. Her legs look toothpicky. She must of had alot of issues with the way she looked before. What a good role model she turned out to be!!!!!!LOL

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  07/21  at  11:24 AM

that shirt is great ha ha! my bf definitely needs one b/c he’s a grumpy person.

she totally looks different after the nose job…not better thought. and wtf is up with the orange lipstick. yikes!

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  07/21  at  11:40 AM

only a classless person would wear such a shirt. white trash!

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  07/21  at  12:07 PM

I thought she was pretty in the pics they posted yesterday….now, she just looks scary. Not pretty, scary. She doesn’t look remotely like herself. She was pretty after just the nosejob, why did she have to go and ruin it?

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  07/21  at  12:17 PM

she looks like a blow-up doll.

she’s a disgusting piece of shit.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  07/21  at  12:38 PM

Bitch is becoming so plastic and there is no talent at all running through those veins.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  07/21  at  12:42 PM

That is perhaps the dumbest shirt I have ever seen.  Its not clever or cute.
She will be washed up in 5 years, dont worry guys!

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  07/21  at  12:51 PM

She’ll always be the no-talent dork doing a ho-down.  What a loser.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  07/21  at  01:19 PM

i like that shirt..and she looks very pretty.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  07/21  at  01:59 PM

i think she looks really good, much better than before, but the lips are starting to look creepy, hopefully its just that damn lipgloss!?!