Britney Spears' new man is a look-a-like of her estranged husband Kevin
Federline.

The bikini-clad 'Toxic' singer was seen soaking up the sun with
model-and-actor Isaac Cohen, 25, on a private speedboat off the coast of
Marina del Rey, California, on Saturday (01.06.07).



Britney's new companion appeared to have adopted Federline's rapper-gangster
image, sporting fashionable stubble and wearing low-slung jeans and a
bandana.

However, according to Cohen's agent, Brandi Lord, this is where the
comparison ends, as, unlike Brintey's ex, Cohen is not "a player".

Lord told People magazine: "He's got a great heart and a good family, and he
was raised well. He's a gentleman."

The couple were also seen enjoying each other's company at the W Hotel's
Whiskey Blue bar, in Los Angeles, on Sunday night (01.07.07).

Lord added that their relationship had developed within the "past month" and
assured mother-of-two Britney that Cohen "is not out to get a name for
himself".



Britney Spears at a pet shop with her first baby Sean Preston and her manager - where's Jayden?




More juice via Page Six:

Britney Spears was out Monday night "drinking heavily at the bar" at the W Westwood, according to hotelchatter.com.

The Web site reports Spears "entered in a short, black-and-white dress with a long black wig," After "an amorous public makeout session" in a cabana, "Spears and her mystery man went into the lobby and got a room for the night."

Looks like Britney does her own nails right from her bathroom toilet. With her millions she still skips a professional job.

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Once again, this proves what a shitty parent she is.  She’s been dating this guy what, a week?  She’s having him meet SPF already?

She is HOPELESS.  Nice judgement Brit.

Eh, nice try Ms. Lord but I can’t think too highly of any guy that can stand Britney’s stupidity.  He’s certainly not with her for intelligent conversations.

“huh?”
*burp*
“huh?”
*bangs fist on table*
“wut’s tha s’posed ta mean?”

I think the last picture is funny though.  She and Sean have the exact same mouth agape expression. “huh?”

Aww Sean P is walking now, he’s so cute.  He could’ve been in a wheelchair by this stage considering his parents but he seems to be developing normally.

oh please, there’s not way this guy is with her b/c she is interesting or sexy b/c she is neither. he knows this is the best way to get more name recognition.

and myabe Brit should ditch the wigger love and try being alone for a while since she’s got gawd awful taste in general…maybe she would then start spending some time with her babies, the fucking loser.

she’s really fucking gross.

she reminds me of that disgusting dork in middle school who still picks their nose.  eww, does she have ADD too?  it would be so fitting.  i can just imagine those grubby fingers digging around in her schnoz.

UGH, Take a friggin’ SHOWER already! damn.

As usual, someone else is holding the pig of all pig’s little boy.  She’d prefer to hold the ugly little freakin’ dog. 

She needs to be put in one of those old tin tubs, held down tight, and scrubbed till her skin bleeds, with lye soap.  God, I can smell her stench from here.

She’s so fucking disgusting. And so is her new man. She’s a piece of shit and is not deserving of her children.

Is that Cohen holding SPF or her manager??? I think its her manager….
But yeaaa SPF is adorable!!!!! I’ve always thought he was the cutest kid in Hollywood.
On the other hand by the looks of it Cohen is one sexyy guy. For some strange reason i find tattoos on guys incredibly sexyyy.
BTW who is he…...haven’t heard of him!!! *embarressed*

WHITE TRASH!!!!!

Doesn’t this girl realize she’s a mother and not just some 25 year old who doesn’t have any responsibilities?  My Gosh why was she allowed to give birth to children when there are people out there who wish they could have kids!

She has a bad skin!!! (but maybe this is not new)

and the story keeps on repeating.. blablablabla.. britney should been PLUTOED!

I used to think that she needed to get her act together and be a mother to her children…but I have since changed my mind.

Nothing could be better for these kids than to remain with their nanny.  At least then they wouldn’t be sitting on the lap of anyone driving a car.  At least then they wouldn’t be strangling themselves in a carseat that wasn’t installed properly.  At least then they wouldn’t have to worry falling onto the cold pavement because of a klutz wearing wedge sandals they can’t walk in.  At least then they wouldn’t have to worry about being dropped out of their high chair and have their parents blame someone else.  At least then, when they say the words “mama”, someone won’t be too drunk or high to notice.  At least then, someone will remember they exist.

Forget Britney acting like a mother.  That’ll never happen and really is the best thing for those two kids.  After all, isn’t it bad enough to be related to her and FedEx, let alone have to have them be around them all the time?

I will kill myself if i had a mother like Brit.

Owh, but i have to kill her first.

Okay, Where the heck is Jayden James? I am really starting to wander if there is a gigantic reason he is being kept out of the public’s view. She had SPF out and about not too long after he was born and her and Kevin were with him on a mag cover….remember?!?! Do you guys think there may be some truth to the rumors that he has a birth defect? It is weird that this is not a bigger deal. Has anyone at all seen him yet? I was just wandering if I had missed something?!?!

Anyway…....She is complete hunk of sh*t! SHe is a sorry @ss excuse for a mother and she doesn’t deserve to have those boys. Poor little guys! I really hope they are being left in good hands because she is certainly never around and when she is she is around you can bet there are always gonna be pictures. How convenient, huh?

Honestly, is it just me or does she look preggers here?

I’m starting to bet that there is something the matter with Jayden James.  She certainly quickly made her money off little Sean Preston.  I can’t help but to think how those two little boys are going to have to try to explain to their little friends someday why their mother was showing her crusty crotch to anyone who wanted to photograph it and send the photo out in the world to millions of eyes. 

Oh, I wish these nannies would write a tell all book…and soon.

No im sure theres nothing wrong with Jayden , shes just trying to be like those other two, what are their names? Obviously-Gay and Brainwashed? Oh Kate and Tom. Brit is the kind of bitch that craves attention, as you can tell. She loves it that people speculate over things in her life. She may act like she wants the papos to leave her alone, but if they did, she’d be trying even harder to get noticed. We all know it…..stupid bitch

So she’d rather carry her dinky dog rather than her own child. Good stuff, idiot.

I think Shitney is into a cult or something. A cult that worship dogs, and the ritual is to sacrifice a human baby.

Ummm…that explains why she puts her priority on dogs and explains the missing of Jayden James.

Where the heck is JJ? Damn you Shitney!

What’s the point of the thigh pic?

Why doesn’t she give her vagina a rest? I bet she is already planning her third divorce, opps i mean marriage to this guy and if shes not knocked up already, then very soon she will be.

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