Who even wants to hear her bullshit anymore? She’s a disgusting tub of lard and her career is done. She’s doing this so that K-Fed won’t write a book about her, but I hope he does! Its about time this bitch crawled back on the turnip truck she fell off!

I thought she was whining about not getting enough privacy…..?

Britney, grow up and figure out what you want.

Yeah, she’s looking a beat up.
Damn, my hopes are being crushed daily.hahah

I’m going to have to cancel my Vanity Fair subscription immediately or start my letter to the editor. 

She looks greasier than the fryers at McDonald’s and I hope the lice she’s infected with doesn’t jump on her kids heads too.

Haha.  What the fuck happened to that “come back” she was talking about?  Not likely now that she really truely is beginning to look like someone who resides in a single wide trailer.  Poor little piece of dog shit that she is…...

As your hopes dwindle down, I pray you see the light soon….YKWYA.

WOW she’s looking REALLY, REALLY BAD!!!!
Ohhhh while hope she does a tell all interview….i love gossip!!!!!!!!!:D

Look at her chubby little stumpy fingers - gross! And vtgal, I wouldn’t be surprised in the least if she had lice - all that unwashed accumulated Crisco grease must make a very lice-friendly environment. I’m sure she has at least half a bottle of shampoo in her home - why doesn’t she just take 5 minutes of her lazy-ass day to take a shower and do a simple “rinse and repeat”? And then, when the hair is dry, just take another 5 minutes to comb it or even style it a little bit. It’s really not that hard Britney!
And if Vanity Fair stoops that low I swear I’m never reading that magazine again! All these years, VF has been the one magazine to stand atop all others, with intelligent articles and features on celebrities worth knowing about. Although it must be said they’ve already made a couple of faux-pas: Parasite and Tomkat. Hopefully they won’t let this greaseball further tarnish their reputation.

Oh, and is it just me or does Cow Turd look like she’s gained some weight? Her thighs have been looking extra large the past couple of weeks, and she’s working a double chin and rolly-polly fingers… Oh, and the chipped nail polish! Blagh!

god she looks disgusting.  I thought she was getting semi thin there for a while but now I see how fat she really is.

kasume - did you see her chewing her nails down to the stubs at the Staples Center when she was at the Lakers game with her sister?  All I could think of was how dirty her hands and nails were while she was nibbling them down to stubs.  Ughhhhh!  You’re right..I think all the booze has made her a puffed up bigger mess than usual.

vtgal - yes, I saw the nail chomping pics. Absolutely gross! And not only does it look bad (both the action itself and the end result), but all the saliva from constantly biting your nails really weakens the nail, so that it never really grows back healthy. Her nails are fucked for life now.

HER OUTFIT IS HOTT!!!!

ok, couple of comments.

1. i guess she decided to do a magazine interview b/c they won’t be able to capture her nastiness in all it’s glory the way that Matt Lauer did the last time she decided to do an interview and she did her own makeup and dressed like Daisy Duke when she was 7 months preggers.
2. i hope her publicist and lawyers are standing right out of camera view to keep her from saying the kinds of stupid thing she did with Lauer, thus hurting her divorce/custody case…b/c we all know this bitch is worse at ad-libbing and answering hard questions on the fly than GW Bush!
3. it wasn’t vanity fair that made Jennifer look good for the post-breakup interview. Jennifer went into relative seclusion and didn’t party all over town with notorious skanks, flashy her uglies to everyone and dressing like a complete ho. she behaved in a dignified and reserved manner in public…something Brit has never even heard of.
4. i hope Vanity Fair rips her to shreds…after all they are the one who made it a point to remark that Courtney Love smoked during her interview while visibly pregnant and they completely butchered Roseanne in the 90s when she acted like an idiot during an interview. they are a cool mag…but will exploit and call any bullshit they detect in interviews, in a really calm and pointed way that makes them look good and the asshole looke like…well…the asshole they are.

that said…can’t wait to read it. i hope they gut her like the cow she is. i’d like it better if Time interviewed her…that would ruin her completely. but they wouldn’t waste their time on her b/c she’s such trash.

I didn’t know vanity fair featured animals! And unlike britney jen has more class so her interview was handled nice. I want them to ask some questions like:

1. Everyone wants to know brit, why are you a fat ass slob?

2. When are you gonna lose the chins and start your so called career?

and one last thing.

two words.

PROACTIV BITCH!

why are y’all so mean?

when would she have time to shower?  She’s taking care of the babies all day, she scrubs her own toilets, cooks and feeds everyone in the household, THEN goes out….....

she’s working REALLY hard right now!

I HOPE you all know how sarcastic I am being…..

and I bet she thinks she looks hot right now too. How pathetic. Can her hands be any chubbier? She’s got the stubbiest little fingers I’ve ever seen on a grown woman. I wonder if she even has enough common sense to wash her hands after she takes a shit. I bet not.

I just want to drag her skanky ass into the bathroom and scrub her down with some tilex. Knowing her, she wants to be scrubbed down with maple syrup and KFC.

I might defend her now and again. I am like give her a break.

But her career is down the tubes.

So, she’s going to try to beat Kevin to the juicy story?  LOL!! Good try Brit, but I’d believe Kevin’s story ANYDAY over yours.  You sat there and LIED about how things were fine between Federswine and you, then cried for your privacy.  Save the sob story—obviously for the sympathy you are going to try to milk from others, and take care of your kids for a freaking change. 

Britney can’t tell the truth - she’s a compulsive liar, very untrustworthy, and a bad mother who is desperate in every way.

Okay…I think everyone attacking multi-talented britney is way out of line!!!Damn people,it’s “Christmas” give the girl a break…she is trying really hard to become the “perfect mother type”, if you had rug rats, your hair and your nails would also look bad….It takes a village to raise kids these days, a single parent is sometimes overwhelm by all that goes on in the house-hold….If you think is so easy, go out and get pregnant and see for your self, how hard it is…. I just think, our baby girl is getting no respect and no breaks from the masses(media/people in general!!)....I just can’t wait for her “new album” to come out, maybe then people will see just how good she is. I just wish, she had a “web-cam” in her house, so that everyone could see just how great, she is with her kids on a daily basis…(she’s not fat, she’s retaining water, just like any girl out there!!!)
savior!