Britney Spears spent her weekend shopping at Shop Intuition and Fred Segal in Hollywood on Saturday (08/19/06). Last night she introduced her "man" Kevin Federline at the 2006 Teen Choice Awards where he performed his latest single "Lose Control."



Britney looks like she's ready for a rodeo in this hat. Yeee-haaaa y'all.



An excited Brit reacts to a new handbag.



She can add this necklace to her probable collection of 5,000 necklaces.



Baby Sean P. looks so cute here.

Hmmm, her eyebrows are fug.

She’s tryna clean up her act since the airing of that God awful interview with Matt Lauer and it’s just not working. Smiling at the camera’s and waving? Come on now, we know you wanna give them the finger and keep it moving…no need to pretend…keep it real Brit!

Aww she looks so cute and happy. Seeing as she hasn’t had any negative publicity lately.

And does she know how to keep her titties contained! I swear, every pic. this broad is in her titties are popping out! PUT THEM AWAY PLEASE you blimp!

I’m sorry but if this is trying then shes gotta be handicapped, I mean she needs a stylist since she obviously doesnt know how to clothe hersself without help….Her makeup always looks horrible, and her outfits are pretty much horrific

I think she’s just ugly and there’s no hope for her. Previous pictures made her look better because of photoshop or whatever, but seeing her natural is like an horrific nightmare and you really really want to wake up but are too scared that it’s not going to go away if you do.

rotfl@diamond!!

Blimp…that’s funny..

Anyhow this bitch looks terrible.  She is looking old really fast.  she is starting to get wrinkles and her skin is very sun damaged.

Girlfriend really needs help dressing herself.

I can only imagine what her closet must look like.

in the 5th pic there’s a big stain on her dress. lol!  she can’t win for trying.

How many different hairstyles can she have in one afternoon?  Did she just roll out of bed from last night’s award show?  We’ve got hair pulled back and hair worn down.  We’ve got hat on, hat off.  Headband on, headband off.  The black hat is so Tiffany circa 1986.  Also, nice coffee(?) stain on the front of her dress in photos 5, 6 and 2.

At least she kept the gum in her mouth in these pics.  For someone who is longing for anonymity, she sure isn’t trying very hard.  Famewhore!

She’s sure playing it up for the cameras. Glad she wants everyone to leave her alone. LMAO!

Hopefully she bought a heavy duty boulder holder to reign those puppies in because I’m sick of seeing them!

Aww Lets cut her some slack, LOL…Brit Brit looks half decent in this pics. And for all calling her fat and blimpy, she is pregnant for pete’s sake, thats what happens when you are prego….as for the titts chillin in the sun, i think sexy is good BUT TOO MUCH DAMN SEXY expecially when prego isnt very good. Anyway, she looks aaight!

Okay - the hat, I have never ever in my life seen even one “cowboy” suited for rodeo in a hat like that.  She looks more like Charlie Chaplin!  She just needs a mustache.  LOL!!

Minus the coffee stain, the dress is finally looking like something you MIGHT wear while pregs, although it’s too bad she waited until the last few weeks to drag the damn thing out. 

That black hair?  I still don’t like it.  It’s not her natural color by any stretch and doesn’t do a damn thing for HER coloring. 

Baby’s cute, but I can’t wait to see if she tries the Angelina carrying two babies at once routine once the new baby hatches.  Then, we’ll see how much she “loves/hates” the paparazzi again.

Britney, how dare you look cute and happy! And before anyone says anything about the stain on her dress, that happens when you carry around a baby.

Well, shes trying…. I love the shoes. I think she should dye her hair another color though. But all in all she looks cute.

Isitjustme, love your post! You’re right on! I will admit that she does look better here, but that’s not saying much. That hair color is awful and her boobs need to stop hanging out of every friggin’ thing she wears. Has anyone noticed all those rings she wears on her fingers? Very trashy. She’s trying to be relevant again, but she’s finished.

i still like the dark hair on her…but not the boobies flying everywhere! BITCH NEEDS TO WEAR A BRA!!! god, i am soooo sick of looking at her udders hanging out, nasty and gross!

Yep, I can vouch for the stain-on-the-dress thing. Happens to me a lot when I’m not pregnant, happened when I was pregnant, and when trying to carry a baby.  Now my toddler just comes within a couple inches of me and—voila—a stain !!

Is it me or the third picture emphasizes even more on her downs symdrome features.  My goodness, she’s naturally very ugly.  It’s sad how many girls used to starved and have the lowest selfsteem comparing themselves to the old “perfect britney.”  Well, girls look at this.  It’s all an ilusion!!!!!!!!!!!!!  The reality is just to barf for!

That is so true. I remember years ago, i aspired to look like her and i was always depressed because i couldnt live up to her sexpot image. Now, i look back at it and laugh because it turns out shes in the same boat now too! Not trying to say that to be mean but its true. Come on now, she was the worlds sexiest woman for years on end. She must be going through major depression.

Usually I’d comment, but I can’t

She whines about how pregnancy has been hard on her body, yet she goes out in public wearing four inch high heels. I wouldn’t know of any pregnant woman who could do that and be comfortable.

She looks hideous in that dress.

VoiceOreason, My sister in-law wore heels all through her pregnancy, Wedges and all. We used to wonder how she could do it BUT she waddled her ass in them shoes everyday she was prego. Some women dont find it any different than when not pregnant.

NOW regarding the dressing, Britany could wear much better threads than she does now. I mean, its her preference what she wants to wear and no one can change that BUT her. BUT all the same, some outfits should be hanging in the closet waiting for her to deliver the baby and shed some weight.

“VoiceOreason, My sister in-law wore heels all through her pregnancy, Wedges and all. We used to wonder how she could do it BUT she waddled her ass in them shoes everyday she was prego. Some women dont find it any different than when not pregnant.”

That amazes me. Well, if they *can* do it, more power to them. But I cannot imagine how. I am uncomfortable enough in heels and I’ve never been pregnant. I’m nobody to talk.

Maybe I’m too hard on her.