Britney Spears has hit out at the media with a public rant claiming she is
"pregnant".

The troubled star let rip when a group of reporters and paparazzi gathered
outside a Malibu restaurant where she was dining and sarcastically told fans
to "always believe everything you read".

Britney said: "I just want to talk and say, like, how nice our world is. It
really is. Like the other day, I saw this magazine and it said I was
pregnant. And I went up to my mom and my mom knew, like, she was right, as I
am really pregnant.

"Always believe everything you read everybody, because I am."

Mother-of-two Britney, 25, also tackled reports she has been drinking since
leaving rehab last month.

She said: "I went to see, like, this person, like, on USA Today and they
said I was drinking a lot and it was just so true."



Britney - who shaved her hair off in front of paparazzi before entering
Malibu's Promises rehab centre - also asked the journalists if she could see
the footage they had just recorded, before saying she wanted to film some
more.

She added: "Because, like, my management so knew what they were doing
sending me to rehab. Like, totally. Isn't it nice how nice our world is?

Nobody is going to talk about this. The world's so nice, that's all I want
to say."



Dancing is the one passion she loses herself in a good way.



Britney Spears wearing her fake blue contacts at Club Parc in Hollywood Friday night. As you can see she wears panties all the time now.



OOOOOPS! She didn't do it again.

LOVE the leg warmers over the ugly boots….ick.

her party outfit is horrid too….and I HATE blue eyes on her- she looks scary.

She can be a smart-ass all she wants to, but she PUT HERSELF in the tabloids ever since that wedding stunt she pulled in Las Vegas years ago…

She is a true blue FN idiot. Her brit, the media, your managers have NOTHING to do with the fact that your crazy. GO AWAY.

Like…you’re a mental case, like…your fame is down the toilet, like…buy yourself a dictionary!!

What a complete joke, just stop giving her soo much attention. Who cares. A lot of people fight alcoholism and drugs EVERYDAY.  This is not new worthy anymore.

I usually leave fashion to the rest of y’alls, and limit my comments to who is a Hottie and a Nottie - but even I can tell the dress in those bottom pics is a complete joke.

She’s a walking billboard for Red Bull. *yawn*

like maybe you need to y’know get like a thesaurus and like totally find some new words for sure!

I have to admit that i use the word like alot but not like that. And her being preganant is the last thing she needs.

HAHA!  Good for her.  The paparazzi have caused enough emotional damage.  She needs to be kicking their asses not just being a smart ass to them.  Time will tell just what is in store for her with her come back.  Hopefully she makes it.

COMEBACK?? What a laugh. Anyone with half a brain knows she’s nothing but a nutcase and a waste of human flesh now. The ONLY followers she’d be able to get for a “comeback” would be little kids and tweens…and even then decent parents will stand in the way of that.
(Let’s all picture it…. a mom in her mid20’s performing concerts on stage in front of children not much older than her own? Oh, now THAT will make her feel like a STAR again for sure…NOT!)She is no longer a role model for anyone to follow. She might as well hang it up, wallow in self-pity and spend the remainder of her life shopping. Oh, and if the thought crosses her mind, perhaps she can even spend some time with those 2 kids she made!!!!

She’s the one having people them where she is at all times so she shouldn’t be upset that they’re following her stupid ass.  Either shut up or stay home with you babies sometime.

Britney, if you still have faithful two fans after you have behaved like a fucking mentally insane ho, then this world is REALLY nice.