Brooke Hogan Dances Half Naked
Monday, December 18, 2006 • (27) Comments • Tags: Brooke Hogan ,Celebrity



Brooke Hogan sweats up a strom while performing at Z100's Jingle Ball. She's attempting to be the next Britney Spears.



She should give Lindsay Lohan some pointers on how to work the pole.



Brooke is sick of people asking about her famous dad Hulk Hogan.

She said recently:

"I'll get on the radio and they'll say they want to talk to you about your album, and then they'll hear my dad in the background, and they'll say (gasp) 'Is that Hulk Hogan? Oh my god, is that your dad?' and then they'll get on the phone and then it will be a 20-minute interview about wrestling and Hulk Hogan."





No wonder why FHM magazine is going under - they photoshop every inch.



Brooke Hogan FHM Pictures



Who wants her sweaty towel?



$5 off Diamond Candle

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  12/18  at  11:57 AM

I thought it was Britney at first. Didn’t she understand that time’s over for Britney, therefore she shouldn’t even contemplate the idea of imitating her?

Posted by myopinionisplatinum  on  12/18  at  12:04 PM

I think people are too hard on Brooke…but really why would she pick singing as her career?

She should ride her dad’s coattails for all she can.

I also dont think she was trying to be Britney at all.  NO ONE CAN BE BRITNEY~ Britney made her empire….now she can do whatever she pleases…shes already been at the top!

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  12/18  at  12:20 PM

Photoshopped beyond recognition in that bathing suit pic. The girl has a thick trunk and needs a sand blaster to get her make up off. She keeps it up with her hair and it’s gonna all fall out.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  12/18  at  12:23 PM

The next Britney Spears? I think she ate BS… That “Britney Empire” comment is too funny!

Her dancing looks sloppy—at least Britney could do choreography. There will never be another Britney (thank goodness)—the world does not need another one!

Posted by femme-fatale  on  12/18  at  12:30 PM

At least she should be wearing a Xmas bikini or something.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  12/18  at  12:33 PM

I think she has a great body,I don’t know why they photoshopped it !

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  12/18  at  12:35 PM

Nothing new….she always dresses half naked.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  12/18  at  12:45 PM

This is all so wrong.  She should not dress like that and she needs to stop trying to sing.  With her body her only option is to follow in her dads footsteps, especially since her brother is so small.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  12/18  at  01:10 PM

My prediction on Brooke:

She becomes anorexic, looses 20 pound, becomes obsessed about working out, resolves to getting a boob job, because whatever little bit she has goes with the weightloss, her hair stats to thin from all the bleaching, therefore having to use extensions, just like the rest of anos… And ultimately she gets a nose job, because she needs a petite nose to go with her new amazingly hot bod.

Posted by AgentHollywood  on  12/18  at  01:14 PM

I like her body there’s nothing wrong with it imho. But of course they will want to talk to him because he’s hulk hogan! she’s just his daughter tying to make a career but it’s failing from the looks of it.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  12/18  at  01:17 PM

Hey! she has potential!

Give her some time to see herself on TV and mags, and she’ll go through a drastic change!

She will hate herself so much and just like Assley, we will see a swan emerge out of this ugly ducklin

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  12/18  at  01:24 PM

She can’t dance. Period.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  12/18  at  01:28 PM

You know, in the old days, REAL TALENTED SINGERS did not have to dress or act like sluts in order to be heard or seen. 

These people don’t have a clue what talent is…and it certainly is not spelled Brooke Hogan.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  12/18  at  01:32 PM

I agree vtgal. Talent has nothing to do with it anymore.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  12/18  at  01:35 PM

she will NEVER be sexy….she’s too much like her Dad.

Talent has NOTHING to do with celebrity anymore- I concur.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  12/18  at  01:55 PM

She looks like she’s geting ready to sit on the toilet in that 1st pic.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  12/18  at  02:12 PM

brooke, stop embarrassing yourself.  poor neglected child.  i think she needs to get laid and call it a day.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  12/18  at  02:18 PM

brook is a “brick house”

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  12/18  at  02:19 PM

Her father never leaves her alone long enough to get laid.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  12/18  at  02:37 PM

it just hit me . . .  brooke is the tori spelling of her generation