Britney Spears has moved into a $7.2 million Beverly Hills mansion.

The singer has left the Malibu home she shared with estranged husband Kevin
Federline for an exclusive gated community near Mulholland Drive.

A source told People magazine: "Britney has moved in. She is our neighbor
now."



The new luxury property has five bedrooms, six bathrooms, swimming pool,
library, media room and a terrace offering amazing views of Los Angeles.
Britney reportedly fell in love with the mansion because it offers more
privacy for her and her two sons - 15-month-old Sean Preston and
three-month-old Jayden James.

President of Westside Real Estate Agency Kurt Rappaport said: "It's a great
gated community where the tour buses won't be stopping at your front door or
lookiloos driving by. She got good value for the property."

The 25-year-old isn't the only celebrity in the neighborhood. Singer Gwen
Stefani recently moved to the area after she paid $13 million for a property
owned by Jennifer Lopez.



Britney Spears has a new tattoo.

The singer got a small black star inked on her right hand, and was joined by
younger sister Jamie Lynn, 15, at Los Angeles' Devil Doll Tattoo Parlor at
around 10pm on Tuesday night (12.19.06).

Britney looked nervous as she saw the tattoo artist preparing the needle,
but she left the parlor smiling and laughing.

She already has a collection of tattoos, which allegedly include a sexy
fairy on her lower back, a Hebrew etching on her neck, a butterfly and a
vine on her right foot and a Japanese symbol on her bikini line.

The 25-year-old also has a pair of pink dice on her left wrist to match the
blue dice her estranged husband Kevin Federline has on his right forearm.
Britney's wild behavior since her split from Kevin has concerned record
bosses.



Last week, she was advised to end her friendship with Paris Hilton if she
wanted to save her music career.

The 'Toxic' singer has enjoyed a series of late nights with Paris since
filing for divorce.

She has also been photographed on four occasions without underwear and last
Tuesday (12.12.06) Britney flashed her nipples in a see-through white lace
top and no bra as she stumbled out of Los Angeles nightclub Element.

Britney apologized to her fans for her recent behavior on her official
website, but warned: "I look forward to a new year, new music and a new me.
I'm just getting started!"

Nice pictures of an ugly coked up whore being removed from a Stripper Stage because she is too fucking fat and ugly (nice tree trunk legs there brit brit) to BARE IT ALL.  The bouncer MUST have seen the PUSSY pictures and didn’t want to clean up the vomit filled bar if she got nude.  Yuck, poor guy had to TOUCH her!!!

Stass ~ I was thinking the same thing about her legs. The girl’s a greasy mess. She looks like she smells.

Her legs have always been her worst feature- I don’t know why she insists on showing them off.

ok, I want to see who will be the IDIOT who still defends this piece of garbage.

hooray!  my new avatar works!

What is that picture of her on the Hollywood Rag icon on the top, next to Trump and that girl? She looks like a nasty pig!

red-neck skank

This “thing” is doing whatever she can for attention.  It’s like the old 65 year old women you see at the bars dressed in the cowgirl outfits with boots and bright red lipstick on trying to shake their hips that have rods in them and then they adjust their teeth and their pantyhose have a hole in them and are falling down.  Nice picture huh? lol

Oophs, this skank DID IT AGAIN! Just when I thought she couldn’t get any skankier; and she says she’s just “getting started”!

I guess next is a sex book ala Madonna—although Madonna was trashy, she had a touch of class; there is nothing classy about Britney.

We have more skankified photos of Britney too look forward to for the New Year…

Talk about not getting the hint.  She got kicked off the stage then got right back on again! What a LOSER!  And look at her fug friends thinking they are so hot!

She looks f*ckin huge in those pictures and i don’t care how many bedrooms that house has she’ll just bring the property value down.

Could it be possible that her friends are uglier than her?? (thanks for the hint phantomgrl). 

I bet when she finally goes home, boozed up, smelling, sweaty, and dripping whoever’s cum from her snatch, her babies start screaming.  Not for her, of course, just because they don’t know who the fuck she is. 

K-Fed, get those cribs and pampers ready..

I can’t even comment on this pile of cow turd anymore… I have used the words whore, skank, ho, trash, smelly, classless, tasteless, dirty, greasy, desperate, fat, ugly, inbred-in-the-face, stupid, braindead, retarded, and drunk sooo many times… I’m so tired of this subnormal hick and her trasy looks and shabby antics! Again, who does she think she is getting up on a Forty Deuce stage??? Does she really think her body is tight enough and hot enough to compete??? Look in a fucking mirror you blind cow!! And wash your hair! And comb it too! And spend another 6 months in a gym before you even dare wear anything revealing again!

By the way, that picture of hers on the rag’s banner makes me think of a Komodo Dragon about to strike down its next victim… I can smell the foul breath from here!

I hope Brittney realises that Kevin is building up a stronger case against her. I have yet to see a pic with her and her kids at a park

kaylababy - I don’t think she’s capable of even that modest amount of forward logical thinking. Her brain is probably made up of just one little lonely neuron that can only synapse with itself. She probably thinks Kev doesn’t stand a chance because he doesn’t have as much money as her and because he’s already got kids from another woman. She’s like a puppy - she only has the brainpower to live in the moment. And that’s that.

I think it was rumored (and I personally believe it) that she’s going the TomKat route with Jayden James and hiding him out so that public interest builds. She saw all the attention they got for keeping Suri under wraps for a while so she wants the same attention.  The girl has no originality.  She thinks she’s savvy enough to keep up the career and image it took a whole team to build and maintain but it’s obvious she’s not.

kasume, I’ve been wondering about that pic in the banner for 2 days now.  Wanted it as my avatar but can’t find it.  If anyone knows of a link, pls send.  That has got to be the ugliest pic I’ve ever seen of her!!!!  With the exception of every pic she ever took!!!

What a disgusting pig. The judge shouldn’t allow those children anywhere near that unbathed piece of garbage. She might as well just take it all off for Hustler since we’ve seen her nasty bits.

JaniceD - I don’t know if any mag would pay her to show what she’s already shown for free.  Why pay for the cow now when she’s given her milkshake for free?

That is just absolutely revolting. Maybe I’ll buy myself a Team Kevin shirt.

That first pic - wow! Her legs look HUGE!
Britney, when you’ve just had two babies, making an attempt to get your career going again and are trying to lose that baby weight, drinking isn’t the key to losing that weight.
She reminds me of those chicks who wear spandex outfits that clearly don’t need to be wearing such things.
I was never a fan of her music, but I did think she was hot in her pre-K-Fug days.
Having some fun nights is one thing, but overdoing it, especially in the public eye, is another. Go home and take care of those kids so that they don’t end up in therapy before they even hit the second grade.

OMG THOSE TREE TRUNK LEGS!!! *puking* LMFAOOO

TEAM KEVIN ALL THE WAY BABY!!!!!!!

The patrons she get a full refund. She’s thick as whale shit.

Keep those avatars coming Marv.  Crackin me the hell up.  I wish I was doing what they are doing!!!

It is pretty funny how a month and a half ago I would have never been TEAM FEDERLINE.  Honestly!  I was so happy she filed for divorce.  I am only hard on this idiot because she has children at home that she is neglecting.  Is she aware of how many children don’t have mothers in the world?  And then she just adds to the collection…I’m just sad for those kids.  Call me whatever.  Call me fat, call me ugly call me a poor whore bitch…whichever.  But at the end of the day Those poor Children have a piece of shit for a mother.  Merry Christmas Everyone…..even you overopinionated..even you.

Merry Christmas to you too stass!! That was very big of you to include overopinionatedandundereducatedtoo.

Unfortunately,I was one of those people who thought that Brit would drop the baby weight, K-Fed, and get her act together. Boy did she prove me wrong. She is a fucking mess, and a sorry-assed excuse for a mother. K-Fed is starting to look a lot better!!!

When is this sorry excuse for a human being gonna be DONE “comming back” Just GO AWAY! And for the love of GOD please shower You look like smell like gresy, old cheese gag!

sp = “greasy”

goddamned that ho looks like she been dragged through a hedge backwards.

and she might have lost SOME of the baby weight, but she still ain’t go anything near the body to wear that heinous outfit.

and did she take a bath in vaseline or something. god, she is looking greasy. did she fire her stylists or lock herself out of the bathroom. what the fuck is going on with hsi girl. i’ve seen crackheads at the 7-11 at 4am that looked more put together than her.

OMG Marvin - your avatar is fucking hillarious!! Love it!! :D

Great comments Gambitgirl - keep them comin’

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Why bother having kids at all?  Ther’re not fucking dolls that you just sit up on a shelf and only look at and play with when your ho ass takes a day off whoring.  Where’s DCFS??  Some mother!!!

EvilBelle, jeez that pic is almost as bad as Tubgirl. yikes!

note to people: no matter how curious you are, do NOT google tubgirl.

*waits for the reactions from the ppl who ignore the warning*

OMFG EvilBelle - you are my hero! Thank you for bringing us this uber-craptastic picture of the Hungry Komodo Britney! Where did you find it in the end? I’ve been looking all over but can’t find it…

And to myopinion - what the hell does “O” mean? Elaborate some, girl, please…

OMG!!!  I see Christmas came early!!!  Thank you soooo much evilbelle!!!!

And yes, she looks just like tubgirl but without the white stockings.  ROFLMAO~ and for those of you who looked….Merry Christmas!!!

Love it!!  I bet the last thing on Britney Christmas list is another fucking chin…..mo’ chins than chinatown!  Ohhh…Sigh….Merry Christmas!

Shame on you Gambitgirl for polluting my innocent mind with tubgirl!  It’s bad enough I have to keep looking at Britney!

She tries so hard to be hot but its not working. Your hair is a puke orange color, and your a whore.

Britney, hunny, move over and let the real strippers do the dancing. Not someone like you who has just birthed her young’uns a few months ago.

Ya know, I was suprised she was even there! I heard the local dollar store was having a sale and I can’t imagine her shopping anywhere else for an outfit like the one she’s wearing.

Britney, you are a cheap, nasty, slut. Go take a bath!

Merry Christmas Everybody!!!