Cisco Adler says that his girlfriend Mischa Barton didn't dump him over his nude pic. Paris Hilton's auctioned storage locker is to blame.
He tells the New York Observer: "Mischa wasn't too excited, to say the least.
"I think it was actually worse for her than for me in some ways. So yeah, I'm gonna try to keep my pants on from now on."
He went on to explain:
"Paris' s--- got stolen, and somehow she had a picture of me naked in there. That's Paris Hilton to you."
Although his privates reveals his saggy balls he still thinks it's pretty darn cool.
"I think it's pretty rock 'n' roll. You know, if it was like yesterday I would've freaked out, but then I looked at the picture and I was like, 'Oh, that's from like 2001. Whatever.' "
I'm sure Mischa is mad that out of all the people "Paris Hilton" just had to have a pic of her naked boyfriend.
That can kill anyone.