Cisco Adler says that his girlfriend Mischa Barton didn't dump him over his nude pic. Paris Hilton's auctioned storage locker is to blame.
He tells the New York Observer: "Mischa wasn't too excited, to say the least.
"I think it was actually worse for her than for me in some ways. So yeah, I'm gonna try to keep my pants on from now on."
He went on to explain:
"Paris' s--- got stolen, and somehow she had a picture of me naked in there. That's Paris Hilton to you."
Although his privates reveals his saggy balls he still thinks it's pretty darn cool.
"I think it's pretty rock 'n' roll. You know, if it was like yesterday I would've freaked out, but then I looked at the picture and I was like, 'Oh, that's from like 2001. Whatever.' "
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I'm sure Mischa is mad that out of all the people "Paris Hilton" just had to have a pic of her naked boyfriend.
That can kill anyone.
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he is beyond foul.
he’s got donkey balls. mischa just embarassed everyone knows his nuts slap her in the chin when he hits it fron behind!
Is this guy serious? He thinks knowing the pic out there is “worse for her than for himself”. Dude, you overrate your manhood! I can speak for everyone that’s had their eyeballs burned by looking at that nasty nutsack, when I say….NOBODY wants to sleep with something that looks that gross!!!! Mischa must be under the influence when she sleeps with you. My guess is, she saw the pic when she was stone sober…hence the reason she was so angry!! What I want to know is…after seeing it, why is she still with him??? Unless of course, that ‘thang can do some serious damage under the sheets afterall!
She probably gets drunk as hell to have sex with him. ID HIT IT 0 TIMES!!
He must have the best damn personality in the world or something.
But really….how the hell did Paris end up w/ that pic??
Damn if that pic was from 2001…Im agine his sack now!! Or when he gets old, those suckers are literally goonna drag on the floor (GAG)
And that pic is not ‘Rock N’ Roll’ It’s more like ‘Sag N’ Old’ *shudders*
Just goes to show what an idiot he is if he says about it, “Oh, that’s like from 2001. Whatever.” He must have been fucking Paris back then, that’s probably what pissed Mischa off.
I know I’ll never look at the guy the same again without visualizing the ugliest balls I’ve ever seen in my life.
AND, AS SOMEONE SAID IN ANOTHER POST, WHAT’S THE WHITE STUFF ON THE TABLE???
run away Mischa, that’s a male goat in disguise…