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Thursday, November 02, 2006

David Hasselhoff Will Cut Your Thing Off

David Hasselhoff has threatened to chop off his daughter's boyfriend's penis.

The actor - who has two daughters, 16-year-old Taylor Ann and Hayley, 14 - is very protective of his children and has warned prospective boyfriends to be on their best behaviour with his girls.

Hasselhoff told Elle magazine: "My oldest daughter is dating an older boy, so I said to her, 'You're only 16. There's plenty of time to have sex and fall in love.' To him, I said, 'If you hurt my daughter in any way, I will take you outside and I will cut your thing off. I will have no problem spending the rest of my life in prison.'"

The former 'Baywatch' actor also says he wears cartoon hats to disguise himself when he is out in public.

David said: "I sometimes wear a Goofy hat from Disney, with the Goofy ears and stuff. But then people come up to me and say, 'Why are you wearing that Goofy hat, Mr Hasselhoff?'"


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David Hasselhoff's "Hooked On A Feeling" Video



This has to be the stupidest music video of all time. David Hasselhoff is cracked out. Long live Michael Knight.




stasslovesDAS

The Knight Rider should have run this man over 20 years ago.  Seriously.

Tawny

Didn’t it try Stass? lol

Anyone that wears a cartoon hat in public is looking for attention.  What a loser.

*~EvilBelle~*

LOL, when did you change your name to stasslovesDAS stass? heehee

Hasslehoff…my god. What can I say that hasn’t already been said? I never liked the dude, he always seemed really egotistical and crude. And that “music video” is absolutely awful!

*~EvilBelle~*

P.s. knight Rider kicks ass!

stasslovesDAS

I do love DAS.  I fell in love with her yesterday.  Just had to express it and share it with the world.

****As for Hassel-Jack-Hoff—-is it me, or does he always look like he has been doused in Baby Oil?  Just yucky.

Marvin

To me he looks like he should be doing some sleazy lounge act. You’re in love stass?? Awww congratulations!!

Gambitgirl

the hoff is nuts. but my dad said pretty much the same thing to the first boy who came to my house to take me out in high school. basically said if he touched me he would beat him behind the woodpile LOL!

stasslovesDAS

Yeah, Marv.  Clearly she was lacking love in her life.  Like Ryan, I just couldn’t resist falling for her.  (i AM so sure)  wish my dang ol’ smileys would work!!!

*~EvilBelle~*

Congrats Stass! heehee~ Enjoy Love, it’s wonderful;-)

Could you guys just stick to Hollywood Rag and leave it alone.  It’s getting old.  Really . .

stasslovesDAS

dontcha mean WONDERFUL, evil?  and it is.

Marvin

LOL stass!!!!!

Tawny

LMAO, nothing better than true internet love.

^^^lol agreed Tawny^^^

Congrats Stass for finding the ONE. hehe

AgentHollywood

I never knew cheesy could come to a whole new level until i saw that video. Don’t worry, in about 10yrs he will star in a knight rider sequel series with lots of stunt doubles.

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